#mensa

[nyancrimew]

took a little nap and i couldn't stop thinking about posting "after all our world just runs on little gnomes in tubes" when waking up.

[thepainthereigntheflame]

Thinking about how ridiculous Murderbot TV episode 4 is from evil survey SecUnits perspective.

Because can you imagine, you know your clients are assholes. It's not like you get to have an opinion about it or do anything about it because Governor Module. But you know that killing others to hide your own fuck up is bad. But you're a SecUnit so you have to do what they say bla bla.

So you do your deed when this other survey group shows up with their shitty SpaceNokia SecUnit. And it is so stupid and pings the habitat and all so you know it is coming. And it's so caught up in analyzing the DeltFall SecUnits that it doesn't even hear you approaching. (fucking idiot.)

So you take your shot and then drag it into MedCenter(?) to install the CombatOverrideModule when suddenly that bitch(gender neutral) starts singing?? About a place beyond the wormholes?? And you are like "??? Querry = Can SecUnits sing?" because why the fuck would any SecUnit sing? And that's when the fucker gets up and punches you.

But since it's an ancient SpaceNokia SecUnit (how is it still working?) you have no problem to manhandle it and install the COM. And now it looks really stupid. Which is when you get imapled on a mining drill and- Catastrophic Faliure *windows shut off sound* (Embarrassing.)

When you come back online the human target and the SpaceNokia are gone, so you go after them. And you hear the SpaceNokia talk about abandoning ship (this is a planet habitat) and holding off raiders (you're a SecUnit)?

Meanwhile a random other human target approaches the habitat and slams the "open door" button repeatedly when it's clearly been locked. (Querry = stupid?)

Human Target 1 and the SpaceNokia SecUnit lock themselves into the Security Ready Room(?) and you have to blast the door, which is no problem, just annoying. And when you do the human shoots you. (Embarrassing!)

And when you follow them outside random other human is there too and the Stupid SecUnit just stand around while you headshot one of them (but can't kill them because orders suck). And just when you're about to get Human Target 1, you get pinged that something huge is approaching from above and- oh shit it looks like a hop- Catastrophic Faliure *windows shut off sound*

[wre7ch]

if you believe in IQ you are literally a stupid nazi. you got tricked. just admit if. its 2026 and it's been thoroughly disproven.

[5point2atrocities]

Gonna keep my pham card next to my satanic temple and mensa cards so I can truly become the insufferable™️ final boss

[kitkat13001]

i forgot the example ask

[chicodehumoblr]

Sabemos los dos que nos debemos una plática sobre lo que en verdad sentiamos

[chibinotan]

Traveling Stars

[brutalistinteriors]

Mensa building, Saarland University, Saarbrücken, Germany. Walter Schrempf, architect. Otto Herbert Hajek, artist.