hi tofu 👋

18+ | Em | She/They | back on some phan shit

[5point2atrocities]

Get to know me:

Call me Em 🫰 she/they

Born in the 1990s ✨️

Mum™️ est. 2023 💙

Phannie since 2009 🦳

Johnlock fanfic writer on AO3 ✍️

Professional writer & editor 📝

TST 🤘

Safe, sane, consensual sex-positive 😈

✊️♀️🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🍉 safe space

[reunitedinterlude]

insp by dnp being combined as a single entity again shoutout to one of my fave instances of this happening <3

[5point2atrocities]

The heated rivalry guys are sweet and objectively hot, but I just cannot because they're far too young for me and my questionable taste 🙈

[tothebasementpeopletothebasement]

this man cannot be stopped

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[stomachachesxxx]

cat and bear🥹❤️‍🩹

[incaseyouart]

You’re my safety~

My half of the collab I did with @maddox-rider <3 

[diphowell]

baby 👆

[vibrantlives]

i know it’s not pride month anymore, but here’s a little reminder from mister @danielhowell that it’s okay to be gay!!!!!!!!!

a little doodle i was working on today since i miss him a lot. and of course i made the shirt cropped. enjoy!!!!!!!!! :)

[pseudophan]

can you stop saying words

[5point2atrocities]

Happy pride from your local pansexual she/they mum btw 🩷💛💙

I'll be doing a lot irl with my local pride and free mom hugs chapters this month, I'm so excited.

And just in case you've not heard it lately, I'm proud of you, you're valid, and you deserve happiness.

[5point2atrocities]

Booking a uk or us twin room must've been so distressing if only because they're precisely the length of one dan or phil

[degenerusssy]

fly high, sweet prince 🪽

(the pyjamas, not phil. he’s fine)

video description:

five clips of phil wearing his minecraft pyjamas in black and white except for the pyjamas which are bright green. there is sunlight coming from the top left corner. all of the clips are playing slightly in slow motion. the song in the arms of the angel by sarah mclachlan plays over it

[ahappydnp]

I finally got around to watching this weeks phodcast. Im sure people have said it, but dan howell would be by far the most annoying person to have at a highschool reunion of any kind. Youre already going in nervous about where your life is in comparison to everyone else, maybe youre divorced, maybe you have a boring job, maybe your life is actually quite lovely and you feel good about yourself. And in comes dan howell, who is now a very rich celebrity with millions of followers, has gone on 4 world tours, multiple time nyt best selling author, ex BBC radio host, etc etc. And hes been doing that shit since y'all were 18. Hes BEEN successful. And then to top it all off hes been in a stable loving relationship since he was 18 too. Like. Fuck you actually

(dan honey, if you do go i hope you have fun xoxo)

do you think he'd feel everyone in the room trying to explode him with their minds or do you think he'd just be like "oh no they all think IM the awkward one :/ they know i've only won ONE academy award i'm such a fail"

[5point2atrocities]

Can't wait for 12 of the most mediocre memes and 2-3 bangers interrupted by 5,000 jumpcuts and 2 minutes of news anchor capita£ester enthusiastically reading an ad while dan the QR code pretends to be exasperated followed by 8 minutes of weeks-old PG-13 memes on the phatreon 🫩

[girldan-pip]

phil pulling the dan howell classic toast man smile. you are what you eat i guess idk

[dannyboyandpdawg]

Phannies: goddd they're so relaxed together at the chelsea flower show what a wonderful era we're in

Dan: my hair looks like SHIT

Phil: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FLOWERS