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18+ | Em | She/They | back on some phan shit

[5point2atrocities]

Get to know me:

Call me Em 🫰 she/they

Born in the 1990s ✨️

Mum™️ est. 2023 💙

Phannie since 2009 🦳

Johnlock fanfic writer on AO3 ✍️

Professional writer & editor 📝

TST 🤘

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[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[phight-club]

I made a collage to commemorate Dan and Phil’s second coming out 🖤🤍🖤

[lizardsmp3]

cannot stop thinking about the voice dan was doing here. can we talk about that. and also his little yeah? and scamper right after. obsessed

[sconesfortea]

👱🚫🧑🏽

[paloma-isnotonfire]

life is not that serious. actively stalk the man you're in love with who happens to be a few years older and the second you're 18 BAG THAT BITCH and be set for life by saying your first date (which you recorded) is the most fun you've ever had.

[jessisnotinteresting]

😧…

[5point2atrocities]

Dan and phil on royal court? When they're in LA? Would be amazing?

[sleepyslag]

babes post it on the phatreon that's what it's for 😭😭

[ihaveglassesandcurls]

Why do Dan and Phil speak in sound bites and phrases rather than actual sentences in the pod?

[5point2atrocities]

"Phil's an eater" kept floating through my brain while I was getting head last night i hate Dan and phil i hate them i hate them

[ahappydnp]

Phil is such a younger brother that I'll bet he's more inclined towards marriage now that Martyn and Cornelia are married. Gotta do what the cool older brother does 😭

phil seeing all the attention and praise m&c got for it and thinking hmm

[rowan-the-sorcerer]

if marriagegate is real, i don’t even know how to begin unpacking the implications of dan and phil waiting almost 17 years to tie the knot.

like, was dan’s noncommittal/“i don’t want marriage” thing just a shtick and a way to hide their relationship better? was it a way to cope with the reality of not being able to get married even if they wanted to so they could avoid getting outed? to soften the blow of reality that it was something they could never have? to make it hurt less?

or was it real and dan just finally was able to unpack WHY he felt noncommittal about marriage, and has now come around to wanting that?

either way i feel so sick thinking about it

[ahappydnp]

what?????!!!!

[ahappydnp]

holy shit it was in 2019 live on air

Gay Radio Host Stunned As Co-Anchor Outs Him on Live Show

"It was an innocent, honest mistake," he said.

[ahappydnp]

speaking of their silent nudges when they're live i am literally always thinking about phil's little tap to dan and then tap to his chest to signal he wants to talk first after the audio stops

source

[purpurussy]

i am tentatively stepping a single toe on marriage hill

[dansphreckles]

[5point2atrocities]

When my boss leaves a comment on my document saying "I think the AI hallucinated here" but it was just me