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Can dogs get schizophrenia???

I-Ching reading day 19 - Changing

Maggie has been driving me mental this week. She came from a rescued dogs home where she was born and she has a million social problems. On Saturday she was lunging and barking at every passing bike, child, duck, etc. Then today we were over the fields which is usually deserted when a child came along, she ran up to him barking and jumped and nipped his behind. Not hard but thats not the point. We put her on the lead and took her home and now I am in despair that she is going to kill a toddler and be put down and we will go to prison.

So I asked I-Ching and it said ‘changing’

This seems to be the motto for my life. When we first got Maggie I believed in The Secret by Rhonda Byrne. I expected that we would instantaneously have a perfect dog that would just naturally know how to be perfect via positive energy. How ridiculous. She is a year and a half old now and here are some milestones:

1. We got kicked out of puppy class and told to keep our money 2. She ripped up the kitchen floor and bit holes through the walls 3. She ate my Apple Mac charger 4. She ate a packet of painkillers and had to have her stomach pumped 5. She learned how to scale our 6ft fence and has ended up in neighbours gardens chasing cats and swimming in their ponds 6. She got bored of the equipment at dog agility within 10 minutes and decided to run away and chase sheep instead

And now she wants to kill children. So tomorrow I am going to call the vet and get a referral to a behaviourist. I must remember that this is a carefully calculated transformation. I suspect that ask, believe, receive won’t work with Maggie.

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