#mentatz

[taahko]

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i love my fathers!! i dont care how serious reaper is meant to be i cant his mask looks like a fuckin barn owl and he used to wear hoodies and beanies lmaooo stop duel wielding SHOTGUNS how STRONG are you thigh man

at some point 76 is like dude lmao where did the mask come from and reaper’s like Okay Listen Mr. ‘I Constantly Look Like I’m Cosplaying Cyclops From X-Men’, I Did Not Come Here To Be Judged

[taahko]

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and u have to pick up d.va from her friend’s house and complete a bunch of dad chores and have a barbecue. *soldier 76 voice* i’ve got you in my sights…. he grabs the last box of tracer’s special cereal from the shelf in the store. reyes grabs it…. call of duty: dad warfare.

im literally sobbing. theyre like. tackling each other in the whole foods soup aisle. reyes is screaming curses in spanish. 76 is trying to grab the last can of chicken noodle soup bc ironically mercy has a cold. they both already fought over picking up zarya’s protein supplements. the whole foods employees are trying to politely tell them to leave

[taahko]

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blizzard need to add a new mode where you play as either reaper or soldier 76 and ur racing to pick up ur kids from school first come on blizzard hire me i have good dad ideas.

ur opponent is one other player and u must Beat Them you must prove you are the uLTIMATE DAD... featuring lame dad jokes as dialogue options and Surprise Twists where lúcio went to his band practice after school and you forgot so now you have to go there instead.. etc etc

[taahko]

mentatz replied to your post:reyes & morrison professional military dads....

they need to give them new skins so they have classic Dad looks. 76 literally has an unlockable voice line that’s ‘get off my lawn’….

IM SCREAMIGN...... give 76 a salmon polo shirt & khaki shorts & Dad Sneakers........ let reaper wear a weird old band tshirt and paint stained jeans and hiking boots... he can keep the mask but the hiking boots are key....

[taahko]

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they r literally bitter exes and i can’t believe blizzard don’t see how gay they are. blizzard they’re gay.

like..im crying..this is textbook u guys......textbook old gay exes.........

[taahko]

mentatz replied to your post:do reaper and 76 even recognize each other like do...

yeah i think they do realize who they are (there’s an interaction where 76 can say ‘you sure take to this bad guy thing, don’t you?’ or smth along those lines and reaper replies 'and you sure know how to play boy scout’).

listen im sorry but thats gay

[taahko]

mentatz replied to your post:hey whats up w overwatch does it have like a vague...

aah yes! i don’t have a link to the full story but. basically there’s a background and some animated shorts i could link you to?

aaa dude that wld be so lit yes pls do that

[70srat]

i'd cast you as elizaaaaaaa!!

it makes sense bc i also am helpless n can b found in the living room stressing

(who would you cast me as?)