#mentity

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Frostplay memes, au edition (part 1?)

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Mac: What if Entity kisses me?

Jack: You kiss him back, obviously

Mac, mishearing: Okay

Mac, mishearing: But why his back though?

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Mac: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?!

Entity: I keep a list. It's alphabetical.

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Entity: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Mac: You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.

Entity: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Entity: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Mac: That's not a lot of inches.

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Mac: I'm having a little trouble getting this jar open.

Entity: That’s because it’s a can.

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Entity: What's your biggest fear?

Mac: Being alone.

Entity, getting a tarantula out of a box: Guess again, idiot

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Entity:

Entity: Did I leave the stove on?

Mac: You haven’t cooked in ten years.