team please bless us with what your fav 5sos songs and what they taste like. what’s on the menu what are we eating
okay HELLO anon. I think about this ask every damn day. I am so excited to answer it. let's do this
okay so. my favourite 5sos song of all time ever, and will stay so forever, probably:
ghost of you. it tastes like cold water in the middle of the night. it's refreshing and it's got a secret hidden flavour that can only be unlocked sometimes but literally never gets old.
my comfort 5sos song:
best years tastes like fresh hot tea in the morning. this song is about new beginnings to me, so! my mom puts little cinnamon sticks in it. that's the vibe
my favourite off sgfg:
os/co. I know it's teechnicaallly one song but I do what I want so you're getting two flavours. outer space tastes like those really cheap instant ramen cups (beef and veggies to be specific) and carry on tastes like a marshmallow that was literally just on fire. this makes no sense until you consider the fact that I had this song LOOPED when I went camping last summer, and those were pretty much the only two things I ate, and now I can't listen to this song without remembering that. I love when songs transport you back to another time. sigh. discussion for another time
(probably) my favourite off self-titled:
amnesia! amnesia tastes like iced tea in may. I always insist I don't want any, and then my sibling leaves the jug in the fridge and I steal it. none of us are allowed to know her secret recipe. I've tried to replicate it. I can't.
honourable mentions:
comedown. comedown tastes like a warm croissant. in my mind, comedown and best years are closely related, so it makes sense that you could pair the two flavours. it's still a little steamy, so you gotta be careful when you pick it up, but somehow it's both crunchy when you bite into it and it melts into your mouth.
she looks so perfect tastes like when you accidentally open your mouth on a rollercoaster or while you're sticking your head out the car window. it's literally pure adrenaline, just empty air and wind, and something you can't even process. granted, this is the song I listen to while I'm driving to auditions and we sang it at karoake the only time I was ever around drunk people. so that may have something to do with it.
and now some others!
meet you there tastes like pop rocks. good girls tastes like sweat (I'm sorry). youngblood tastes like jelly beans. jet black heart tastes like barbecue. 2011 tastes like peppermint.
alright. that's all folks. I spent way too much time on this. I'm off to rehearsal! toodles!
birthday menu: taotao seeing a scruffy foxyeol busking on the side of the street and feeling compelled to give him money✨being surprised when yeol yells thank you with heart eyes✨being even more surprised when yeol suddenly stops playing and barrels towards her to tell her tHAT GUY over tHERE just Stole something from her bAG!!✨taotao half racing after yeol who’s running after the guy until they lose him in the crowd bc they kept bumping into each other✨ (1)
taotao all sweaty and wound up bc she can easily cancel the cards in her wallet, there was no need to chase him if this foxboy would just liSTEN✨and yeol’s heartbroken n twitching with agitation bc he abandoned his treasured guitar AND lost the thief✨but he’d low-key wanted to impress her bc wow she’s so tall n pretty and she’d liked his music✨and oh she’s saying calm the heck down, he didn’t have to do that, and oh crackers she’s touching his twitchy ear✨ (2)
yeol hasn’t had anyone pet him since he’d left the shelter and w wow he might be in love✨taotao frowning at the ridiculous slack jawed expression suddenly on yeol’s face and retracting her hand before he gets any weirder✨both of them awkwardly returning to the busking spot n yeol trying (failing) to keep a brave face when he sees his guitar is g o n e✨taotao huffing curses about the thieves in this area and half dragging yeol to the nearest music store bc she’S GNA BUY HIM A NEW GUITAR gdi ! (3)
oh my!!! 🌸💓 this pairing aaa;; beautiful taotao accidentally blissing yeol out right there and then akshsd they're so adorable nooo;; and now they're invested in each other aa ; 3; ty so much menu anon omg omg
hi jay, it's menu anon! i was wondering if the iffy parenting/baby thing means u don't want any meta sent abt that? just wanna know and be sure :)
hi ! ヾ(･ω･`｡) thank you for checking~ babies/parenting and alcohol/other stimulants/substances whatever the word is are the only subjects I’m 💀 about that’d be great if you could avoid (◞⁎˃ᆺ˂)◞
today's vampy baektao menu(kinda not rly): baek goes out to clubs pick up cute ppl to feed on baek✨finds most beautiful-human-ever tao n he just HAS to have him✨sweetie tao lets baek drink from him bc he's curious n flattered over the attention✨it's all good except tao tastes fxcking amazing n oh no baek dsnt even know how much he's drunk✨freaks out n makes tao drink from him✨cue baek stuck w/ confused baby vamp that he's extremely attracted to✨tao cant believe baek got blood on his coat, jesus✨
gift menu for sesoo anon: soo cooking food that doesnt bother sehun's braces✨making secret meals for ones like jm/xing/yeol who will forget to eat if they work too hard✨pretending it's a bother when sehun/tao/jongin say 'i'm tired, feed me' but enjoying the feeling of helping them when they're hungry✨soo finding it stress relieving to watch sehun munch his way through evening snacks✨occasionally letting his hand slip down to sehun's tummy when he's sleepy n full and won't notice✨tummy rubs *_*✨
today's chantao menu (ft huang thigh): its boiling n they're all laying out on the grass n chanyeol notices tao in tiny wisps of shorts n spends the rest of the day vaguely frustrated bc he's pretty sure tao's legs were ~glowing :T is that even allowed✨ yeol finding very flimsy excuses to smack tao on the thigh✨tao getting confused when he gets his leg out to show sehun his tan and everyone starts snickering at chanyeol (who is NOT furiously blushing and threatening to punch ppl in the corner)✨
akskdj tho yeol saying there’s a bug thinking he’ll get an excuse to smack Tao’s thigh and save him but instead Tao leaps up and nearly knees him in the face 😖
today's pcy menu: why does my soul crave trans girl yeollie fic so much? i blank out when he so much as sniffs makeup, can u imagine him in a dress? why can't i draw? why can't i create this beauty? can u imagine tao subtly recommending yeollie fem clothes and being all vague when yeol is like how did u even find that in my size.... (*////*) shoot me
tao who Very Much understands the struggle of getting fem clothes in that size.. I would die for tao helping with clothing and baek helping with make up and sehun handholding as a stabiliser during heels practice and soo threatening to beat up anyone who has anything negative to say about it💕 (but also have you read this fic? a few of their others might appeal too~~)
