Happy Little Accidents AU
(I’ll post the shit about everyone in the au once I finish writing it, I just wanted to post this bc @mepft and I love it) ((Allura and Coran are human btw))
Things the galra babes have eaten/drank bc they didn’t know what it was:
Galra!Lance
A marble
The whole banana Allura gave him. Literally just bit through the peel and everything.
Tried to eat a cactus bc it looked like some alien fruit he had before.
Coran helped him get the needles out of his mouth.
He drank Allura’s soap detergent. Just drank it. He burped bubbles.
Drank beer with Keith and they threw the bottles bc they didn’t like it.
(”Shiro, it tasted like Akorandus piss!””How do you know what that tastes like, Lance?””Ummmm-”)
Galra!Keith
As stated above, drank beer and threw the bottle.
He tried to eat a candle once. (”I’m sorry, it smelled good!)
Tried to eat a butterfly and Allura hit him with her shoe.
Proceed to bite her shoe.
He ate play-doh bc it was salty and tasted good to him.
He drank bleach. Literally just grabbed the jug and drank from it.
Allura freaked out but nothing happened bc he’s an alien man.
Galra!Shiro
Has only eaten two weird things.
He cooked a robin after Allura taught him how to use the stove and ate it. Allura cried.
He thought it was worth it bc it was good.
Accidentally ate a battery bc he was playing with it and when he had it in his mouth, Lance startled him and he swallowed it.
He’s a cautious babe okay