#mephexe

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Mephiles: look. One of your arrent nail clippings befowled my tissue sample. My clone is a product of our merged DNA. Do you realize what this means?

Sonic.exe: *gasp* I'm a mommy *starts crying tears of joy* I'm a mommy

Mephiles: Exe that's absurd you're nothing of the kind. It's chromosomal makeup just happens to include both of our genetic building blo- *sudden realization*

(Mephiles' scream is heard throughout Soleanna)

Mephiles: oh my Lord you are it's mommy

[femalesonicexe2]

It's the same meme but with different ships. Oh well

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Mephiles: I guess we can play 21 questions. I'll start: what do you want to be in life-

Sonic.exe: COOL RANCH DORITOS. Ok my turn are you single?

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Sonic.exe, in April: hey cutie

Sonic.exe, in June: what's up cutie?

Sonic.exe, in July: hi cutie

Sonic.exe, in August: how are you doing cute?

Mephiles: you missed May. I can't have unreliable people in my life

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Sonic.exe: what if the g in gif is silent?

Mephiles: go to bed

Sonic.exe: what gif I don't want to?

Mephiles: OH MY GOD-

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Sonic.exe: braid my quils and call me pretty

Mephiles: hold me sideways and use my head as a battering ram

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Mephiles: ha ha jokes on you-

Sonic.exe: there's something on me?!

Mephiles: no that's an-

Sonic.exe: GET IT OFF ME

Mephiles: but-

Sonic.exe:

GET IT OFF ME OR I'LL KILL YOU