An incorrect quote blog from the .exe universe

Sonic.exe said this. just ask Kyle.

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Tails, running to Knuckles: Dude, we gotta run!

(Tails and Knuckles perform a rift together)

Tails: Oh, that was good. That was a good run.

(Kolossos appears)

Tails: BUT SERIOUSLY, RUN!

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(Searching for the survivors in You Can't Run)

2011x: .... Red Robin!

Cream: *popping out of her hiding spot* Yum! *Rage mode play* OH NO, OH GOD.

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Sonic: You said you were going on some spiritual retreat Tails Doll: Namaste Sonic: and You're supposed to be dead Sonic.exe: I got better?

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Sunky.mpeg: I mean, is any of this real?

Sonic.exe: no. Chances are we were all made famous by a video game called Friday Night Funkin but I don't have time to go through that rabbit hole

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Mighty.zip: once I started writing in this notepad. Well, I just couldn't stop

Sonic.exe: guess now I'll know your true feelings *opens notepad*

The Notepad: fates

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Sonic.exe: Why not? We already stole Sunky

Majin: No, Sunky is a little guy. He can do whatever he wants

Sunky: I wanna steal

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Question, who’s art is that for the banner? It looks really cool :)

Kumo_MKN on twitter

[femalesonicexe2]

Today’s the day!

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Sonic.exe: why did you guys invite me here?

Sunky.mpeg: No we didn't!

Fleetway: YOU INVITED YOURSELF!

Maajin: no one likes you

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Sonic.exe: romance sucks. I hate everyone. They hate me. My heart is as cold as ice.

(Sonic smiles at him)

Sonic.exe's whole heart: B-THUMP

[yoarmy]

I had to illustrate it. It's been bothering me for days and i have no regrets.

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Sonic.exe: I would do anything for money

(Anything Later)

Sonic.exe, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS

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Sonic.exe: would you guys like to read my fan fiction? *holds up comic book* it's a story about how Sonic and Shadow decide to learn ice skating and-

Sonic: sorry but we're not allowed to accept unsolicited material

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Mephiles: look. One of your arrent nail clippings befowled my tissue sample. My clone is a product of our merged DNA. Do you realize what this means?

Sonic.exe: *gasp* I'm a mommy *starts crying tears of joy* I'm a mommy

Mephiles: Exe that's absurd you're nothing of the kind. It's chromosomal makeup just happens to include both of our genetic building blo- *sudden realization*

(Mephiles' scream is heard throughout Soleanna)

Mephiles: oh my Lord you are it's mommy

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Sonic: excuse me, do you the way to town?

Sonic.exe: yeah it's back the way you came *cocks shotgun*

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Sonic.exe: *hums while holding up a milk chocolate bar. Its old and expired*

Tails Doll: ugh, that milk chocolate bar is so old it must've turned into cheese chocolate. Just throw it away

Sonic.exe: are you kidding me? Cheese and Chocolate are two of my favorite things *he puts the whole thing in his mouth but it's goes all the way to his stomach before it shoots up out of his mouth. He puts it back in and the same thing happens. He does this two more times.*

Tails Doll: dude stop, you clearly don't like it

Sonic.exe: my body just has to learn to like it *he puts it back in and his stomach rumbles for a few seconds before it stop* See, such as the power and the mind of *he throws it up*

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Tails doll: I need an adult

Sonic.exe: hey

Tails Doll: I need a different adult

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Sonic.exe: grapes are easy to acquire and easy to eat

Tails Doll: if you say anything else in this topic I will murder you