If you're me, then...
She's always wanted to be tall. This is a bit much, though. Way too high off the ground, and no balance-keeping subroutines to rely on. Humans do this all manually? This is awful. And then there's the... sensations. Do humans know they've always got fluids moving around and their bodies are making weird gurgling noises and there's nothing to filter every feeling bombarding her and the red is hurting her eyes and the air smells weird why does she think that what's going on?
"Ooh, this sucks. This sucks," groans Uzi. "Is this what human nausea feels like? I'm gonna be sick. I think?"
It's adjacent to drone nausea, but without the helpful pop-ups. She doesn't even have a HUD anymore, so it's just one awful thing after another. She looks over and up, then reminds herself she's tall now, and then looks down at her companion. Or, herself. Because it wasn't bad enough that Uzi became someone else, but someone else also became her.
"Hey, Suletta. Don't you have any frickin'... I dunno, any powers? Can you fly? Are you psychic? Magical? Cyborg? Literally anything?" she says, frowning. "Or is it just my luck I got stuck with a frickin' normie?"
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