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Uzi Doorman = Murder Drones
Affiliated with Isola Radiale Post-Ep. 8
Robot
From a post-apocalyptic exo-planet
Angsty teenager
Hormonal
4'5'' feet tall
Chosen vessel of eldritch AI program
Reality bending powers
Pirates anime
Can draw a cool S
Has a BF but he doesn't live here so you don't know him and he DOES live here now, so maybe you DO know him!
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🎮👾 "Okay..." They really weren't in the position to argue, so Kit mostly held her tongue about the yarn balls comment. It wasn't as offensive as Uzi might have thought, but there was no denying it had been said to try and piss her off. "It's fine. Tensions are high, I get it." She was the adult and knew she had to act like one.
"Have you tested that theory? I wasn't under the impression there was a requirement that they had to be biological. Not that I doubt you, just wanna make sure we know for sure."
Kit squinted right back at the drone. "I'm made of flesh and bones, you know. If the tech was designed to not crush me, probably, but no if it's just going to turn me into a kitty meatball."
Recordings of saying certain words during a heated online FPS game play in Uzi's mind, and she cringes at her younger self. But, moving on.
"Uh, no, it's like... the, uh, the things I can do, it's more..."
For a few seconds, Uzi searches for words that don't imply she's corrupted, or possessed, or harboring some kind of Robo-devil. There's enough stuff going on, she doesn't want anyone to worry that she might suddenly turn evil. Or evil-er.
"The... program that lets me do cool reality-bending stuff, it can't affect things that also have the program. So if those things copied me, I wouldn't be able to do anything to them, but they also wouldn't be able to use it against me. But you don't have it, so they could totally just-"
Uzi mashes her hands together, making squishing sounds. After a moment, she looks back up at Kit.
"That make sense? I know we just met, but I'd rather you not get turned into goo. Especially with my powers. So I figure you can try and distract them, and I can see if I can tear them open before they notice me, or we can just stealth it."
Uzi sticks her hands in her pockets. "You can choose. I feel like we have similar amounts of experience getting out of evil labs."
"I mean it ain't great no. But I got a lot more worried about then that." Such was the life of a student like herself. Sure dying wasn't a great thing to think about but wasting money and being put in a far worse position just because her grades plummeted was even scarier. Even if Kikuri probably should've been taking better self-care of herself...
"A-Ah I probably don't need too much of an escort. Really once I relax myself a bit I'll be more then fine to get back to my dorm."
Though Uzi's words did manage to strike a cord then she initially thought. There wasn't a guarantee even if they were in the same class or in the bassists. It really was a miracle she managed to make it out of this without something drastic happening to her...
"...Did they ever find the bodies that were missing? N-Not that I care I just was curious. I haven't really been able to keep up with every little thing with them looking into it."
"...Alright."
Uzi isn't sure if she trusts Kikuri; hell, it sounds like Kikuri isn't totally sure of what she's saying. But at least now she can say she tried, which is good enough for her. If Kikuri ends up dead, it'll only be a tiny blip on her conscience instead of a full-blown guilt tsunami.
"Just be careful walking back," she says, heading for the door. "Never know what could happen."
That's her good-person quota for the day done, right? Uzi's about to start implying they need to leave when Kikuri stops her again. Her hand lingers on the door handle, and she sighs.
"I mean... I-I don't remember," she says, shaking her head. "There's some people that are just... missing, and in some cases, they found bodies. So, both, I guess?"
Of course, the disappearances and the bodies might not be related. Mentioning that would be admitting to suspecting something, so Uzi keeps it to herself. She doesn't want to implicate anyone, especially if that someone could be her vampire boyfriend, but it probably doesn't help Kikuri's concern.
"Uh, if you want, I could... hold on a sec..." Uzi turns and rummages through a drawer of scrap metal for a few moments, before brandishing a short metal pipe. "If you want, you can have this? I wasn't gonna use it, so I don't care. And if someone comes up on you, you can just... y'know."
She swings it, producing an audible whooshing sound.
"Yeah. Better than a whistle."
" Uh mine is kind of slow but small damages heal instantly... So that might not happen? " he wonders, hopefully assuming things. Can't be too careful though.
" But you're right. It wouldn't be good. "
Just because it's not as potent doesn't mean it can't be lethal.
" Ah no you don't have to... " Eiden starts, a little unsure. The words kind of sting but he takes a long breath. He sure as hell doesn't want to become a burden either.
" I know. I wouldn't really blame anyone over that anyway... "
" But I will go stir crazy just sitting inside a room hiding. I'd rather look for a way out. I'll do my best to be some use! "
"I guess that's not too bad. Wait, can they copy more than one power? Maybe we can..."
An idea is coming to her, an actual plan besides 'kill robots and eat them.' There's a lot of variables, like how Eiden does with gunshot wounds, or if he could heal from being blown up by, say, a missile, but it's something that maybe could work.
Uzi taps at her chin. "Y'know, the issue I was having is that my kick-ass abilities can't affect like objects. If they can use my powers, we can't use them against each other. But if they copy you first, then I can just get them out of the way and we can run past 'em, probably. And it's not like healing lets them kill you any better, right?"
It's not the most flattering plan, but it does slightly lower Eiden's chances of getting killed.
"You should be the bait," says Uzi. "If they copy your powers, it won't let them fight us any better. So you distract 'em, and I'll... do whatever. Crush 'em, get 'em out of the way, and so on. Other option is to just run for it and hope they don't catch up. Unless you have a better idea?"
He totally doesn't. He's not gonna like being the distraction, but it beats getting blown up. As if on cue, a clanging sound can be heard from the room next door, and Uzi glances over at it.
"Sounds like you got, like, fifteen seconds to think about it."
It wasn't that her memories and friends didn't mean anything to Mika but more that she didn't quite know what to do in a situation like this in the first place. They were right, she didn't know anything about it. She was already an outsider to most of all of this up to a few hours ago and now the majority of it being thrown right at her, even if most was going right over her head.
But the last thing she wanted to do was screw up. Not only herself but the one that trusted her to do all of this in the first place.
"And how much of that trauma is left?" Mika said curiously. "If I want to go with you and let you figure it all out I'd be watching you every step of the way. It's probably not ideal for me but you'd be able to do everything you want. An "easy fix" with all the hours you have right?"
Did she trust her? Absolutely not. But the alternative really felt like throwing herself into a worse situation.
"But you said before you pulled me that up next was Cyn or whatever right?" The name definitely sounded like someone she met. But she couldn't put a face to it. "What's after that? Are you there to see it? Or is that the end of all of Uzi's memories?"
"Guess we're not really in a rush here, eh?" Tessa sighs. "It's probably at least a... 'nother coupla hours? Stuff doesn't let up from here. Just gets worse an' worse; honestly surprised Uzi didn't come away from this more traumatized. Or maybe she just deleted the memories. Dunno. But if you're gonna skip out on me, you'd have to watch it all yourself."
She tilts her head to the side, shrugging. "I mean, after their big fight scene, it's just a... coupla days of whatever passes for normal back where Uzi comes from. You know, the stuff that happens after the story ends, the stuff they don't show you when you're watchin' TV. Folks livin' their lives. I ain't a voyeur, so I try not to poke my nose in too much. But after that's all the time she's spent in this place, an' I'm sure you already know how that's going."
Outside the window, thunder rumbles, and Tessa turns towards it for a moment. "God, wish she saw this place back when the weather was clear," she sighs.
"Listen, you can ride on my shoulders for all I care," she says, not turning towards Mika. There's an edge to her voice, somewhere between annoyance and anger. "But just make up your mind. Either deal with the horrors out there, or come with me now and we'll squash this. And I know I'm biased, but if I gotta spend my time as some kinda data-ghost in Uzi's head, I wanna do it while stuff's intact."
Tess begins to climb out the window, though she stops halfway out, her helmet staring right at Mika. "Look, last chance. I'm headin' out, even if I gotta do it alone. And even if I can't actually do anything alone, beats sittin' around here. You comin' or what, girl?"
"I dunno, sounds soooo fake. Who wouldn't tear someone apart if they had the teeth for it."
"I think the actual loser is your little," air quotes "Boyfriend. And you for making him up. Is that what kids are into these days? So sad."
"I just said it's because he's nice! But I'm not!"
As she shouts, Uzi's tail snakes out from behind her and chomps onto Jax's ankle. It even growls a little.
"I'm gonna doxx you and tell him what you said so he'll come to your house and accept your apology! And he won't kill you!"
"Don't worry, I'll handle the singing part. I've been preparing for this moment since I was six." Yeah, they figured she'd be down. She was chill like that. And she apparently has a railgun, which is even cooler and they kind of wish she'd brought it this time. Could have been cool as hell to go in like that. But, they're not going to protest when they see the wings and tail emerge - they do whistle in surprise, impressed and not even slightly surprised.
Yeah.
This might as well happen.
Not the weirdest thing Kris has seen, that's for sure. But definitely the coolest entrance they've gotten to have for a boss battle. They flash Uzi a grin that mirrors hers.
"Sweet, I've always wanted to make an explosive entrance," It's a shame Dess can't be there, but... they'll consider this a homage to her. They reach out, taking her hand without hesitation. "And nah, not scared of either of those things. Super curious about the last one though." It's a... robot eat robot world apparently.
Kris adjusts their grip on their bag, take a deep breath, and, for the first time since arriving in Spirale, get ready for a real and proper fight.
Thank Robo-God Kris isn't gonna make her do anything. It's not like she wanted to, even if it would've been kind of cool to stand on a big stage and sing an emo song and protect the whole city while doing it and maybe throw a gravitational singularity at a kaiju-sized robot. Whatever. Who even cares.
Uzi flexes her wings, feeling an odd sense of relief with the sensation of the synthetic muscles. Getting trapped up on the moon meant these alien limbs were suddenly gone from her systems; while she doesn't love where they came from, it felt like some big part of her was missing. Weird how something that's ruined your life can become an intrinsic part of your identity.
"Great, 'cuz destructive and loud is mostly how I operate. So let's go!" she says, grabbing hold of Kris' wrist. "And don't worry, I'm sure you'll get front-row seats! If you're into that kinda thing."
Cackling to herself, Uzi flaps her wings, launching herself and Kris up into the sky. She's been in a few scuffles in the city before, but nothing like this, nothing like the scenarios she's imagined backed by anime OPs. For a brief moment, the two float high up in the sky, the island spread out below them: the four massive weapons installations, the clashing energy beams staining the sky in neon colors, and the countless monsters swarming towards the stages.
"Eh, I've seen worse," sniffs Uzi. "Alright, hold on. I know you humans are kinda fragile, so yell if there's a problem."
Tucking in her wings, Uzi dives. Her grip on Kris' wrist tightens as she jets towards one of the stages, this one almost empty. The wind whips through her hair, but she pulls up before slamming them both into the ground, gently lowering Kris down instead.
"Second you start, those things are gonna come for you," says Uzi, touching down beside them. "I'm ready whenever you are, dude."
She is kinda curious about what they're gonna sing. What kind of music is popular where Kris comes from?
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It never realized how empty this city had left it feeling until everything that had gone missing came rushing back. Being able to kill humans was one thing, but a fully-powered disassembly drone could've feasted upon her core with a good sneak-attack. It was so much weaker, and it couldn't quite sort out how to fix that, and it was IMMENSELY aggravating.
Now, though? Now it felt w h o l e. POWERFUL. Forget these aliens that attacked the city; one quick trip to the core and it could devour the whole planet. There was already a giant pit in the center of the island- that'd be a good start. The Absolute Solver lived its absolute existence once more, and it had all the motivation in the world to make quick, fiendish work of this prison it had been trapped upon for a year and each of its wardens, one by one by one.
But Cyn had found something else that caught her interest- a constant source of such feelings, really. One that seemed caught up in its own mess at the moment. She hadn't seen what caused Uzi to be having to deal with a small horde of the near-invincible creatures by her lonesome. Had she come out here with a singer that got killed? Had she tried weakening them herself but her singing wasn't good enough?
It didn't matter. She had her hands full, stressed, in danger. Just one little change could tip the scales over. And Cyn intended to be that change. She waited, watching from afar, until she was sure Uzi would be looking in her direction. Only then did the holographic camoflauge she projected drop, her piercing golden X-eyes locking right with the plucky protagonist's.
Behind her, three tentacles writhed and whipped about, with a mechanical claw snapping shut in a threatening manner...and that big, hollow grin stretched wide across her face.
She lost N at some point. Not, like, metaphorically losing him because he died or something, they literally just got separated when a particularly big monster came crashing down. She should install a GPS tracker on him or something- why didn't whoever made the disassembly drones put something like that in them? Well, she can guess.
The flying monsters were new. Uzi couldn't tell if they spawned like that, or if they copied her and grew wings. But there's no one in this part of the ward that's singing, no one brave enough to give her a little backup, apparently. Without that, Solver powers don't work on them, which is fucking bullshit, because who made these things immune to god powers?
A few of them close in on her. They're hunting her, for whatever reason. Running didn't work, and fighting barely does anything. Just her luck. Just her luck, she's gonna fucking die for the first time in this bullshit city and it's gonna be because of some stupid hackers.
Uzi swirls a small purple orb around her fingers, feeling the gentle pull of the NULL's gravity well. She flings it towards one of the machines, but it just orbits around them for a few moments before dissipating.
"Oh, c'mon!" she shouts. "That's my best fucking move, you can't just ignore it! That's not fair!"
But the machines don't care about her accusations. They continue to creep forward, apparently programmed to be sadistic as well. And speaking of...
It's hard to miss those amber lights that announce Cyn's presence. Uzi's head snaps in her direction even as he eyes flick from side to side. What's one more killer robot to deal with?
"Oh, fuck off!" she shouts. She doesn't even have an opening to throw something at her. "Can you be a voyeur later? I'm kinda busy!"
But Cyn doesn't do anything besides watch. For some reason, that makes Uzi even more nervous. What's she planning?
"If you're gonna try and kill me, at least do it! Otherwise I'm coming to you, and I'm bringing all these assholes with me!"
"Not you, though!! You're really sweet with your boyfriend! It's adorable!!!"
"W-wha-"
"I-I mean, y-yeah, but, like, we're-"
"Y-you can't just say it like that! Eugh! Shut up!"
"Aren't all of you fucking single?"
"We got two moons now...? Well--
"--the moons are lesbians and they're kissin'."
"Huh, maybe this new moon is alright after all..."
"Ooh, big frickin' deal. Copper 9's had two moons since before I was born. One of them even has rings. This new moon sucks. 2/10-ass moon."
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I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you(???) // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better
"N is... W-well, y'know, he's..."
"Ughhh... Fine! N's great! He's the best! There's no one on the whole stupid planet that's as good as him! No one as nice, as thoughtful, as frickin' cool as he is!"
"...If he wasn't, like, who he is, I'd probably be dead. V or J would've just cut my head off, and then the whole planet would've gotten eaten. And apocalypse aside, he just... makes me happy. Like, when I'm with him, stuff just feels... better. Fun stuff's more fun, freaky stuff isn't as freaky, things like that. N means a lot to me, and I... I wanna help him like he helped me. He's an awesome boyfriend, and I... I..."
"Ugh, emotional moment over! If you tell anyone I said this I'm gonna bite your head off!"
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🚫- One of my least favorite icons
I try not to use episode 1 icons because I think Uzi just looks not-so-great in them. There's a few with unique expressions, but on the whole I try to avoid them.
🐑- One of my muse being cute
>:3
💸- A random icon you click on without looking!
This is from the last episode, when she and N were falling through the atmosphere! It's when they became CANON
🌟⛈🎲🏘
🌟- One of my favorite icons
From the music video! This one's a good mix of sassy/exasperated. Plus, I do like the more canon point-compliant ombre eyes, even if it's a little harder to see in this one.
⛈- One of my muse being sad
This is from when Uzi was worried N would abandon her for other, nicer people. Honestly, she doesn't just look sad very often, she's mostly sassy and angry. I don't use these icons much, honestly.
🎲- An icon I use frequently
I like the art from the GlitchX shorts a lot. I think this one because it's really representative of Uzi- there's a bit of attitude to it with her crossed arms and the smirk, but since she doesn't look too angry there's a lot of way to use it. This is just regular ol' Uzi.
🏘- An icon from another RP blog (if applicable)
OK I FOUND IT THE EDITING WAS OFF!
Here's Robo-Fortune! I RP'd her very briefly a few years back, she's just a silly robot catgirl. Breaking the fourth wall, calling attention to genre conventions, that kind of thing. She was fun to write, but I just wasn't as much into RP at the time.
Also, she had a really fucking long URL that I thought was really really funny.
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🚜- An icon I haven’t used at all
I have some icons of Uzi's tail that I just don't use. I trimmed them just in case, but it just doesn't come up a lot. She has a tail, sometimes, but I don't usually write about what it's doing when she does have it out. So the icons don't get used.
I also have icons of her tail from when Cyn is stuck inside it, in case it ever comes up. We'll see!
🛵- An icon I don’t use very much
I LIKE SCARY SOLVER UZI!
At her canon point, there's not much call to use icons like this one. It's explicitly from a time where she wasn't in control of her powers, and she's totally in control of them now. Still, I like to try and find excuses to use it, just because I think it's fun for her to go a little berserk sometimes.
