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What do you call a Hobbit who loves gummies?
Bilharibo Baggins
What do you call a Hobbit who has extra trunk space in his car?
Frodo Stationwagons
What do you call a Hobbit from India?
Samwise Ganges
What do you call a Hobbit with a gun?
Meriaglock Brandybuck
What do you call a Hobbit who is also a carnivorous fish?
Piranhagrin Took
What do you call a Wizard after a trip to the beach?
Tandalf
What do you call a Wizard in a glass container?
Jaruman
What do you call a Ranger when they make a fashion faux pas
Errorworn
What do you an Elf who raises their voice a lot?
Yelrond
What do you call an Elf who dresses up like a collie?
Legolassie
What do you call an Elf from France?
Oh-la-la-driel
What do you call a Dwarf who's great at tennis?
Wimbli
What do you call the members of a Rohirim chipmunk band?
Alvin, Simon, and Theoden
What do you call a Rohirim who's also a server at a restaurant?
Trayowen
What do you call a Rohirim when you don't know his location?
Eowhere?
What do you call a big, hairy, gay Gondorian?
Bearomir
What do you call a Gondorian with fancy clothes?
Flairomir
What do you call a Gondorian who's shouting for his meal?
Dinnerroar
What do you call a sarcastic ring wraith?
Sassgul
What do you get when you cross a Goblin with a pig?
A porc
What do you call a big, hulking monster who likes to surf?
A wave troll
What do you call a demon of the ancient world with chronic digestive issues?
Irritable Bowelrog Syndrome
What are a giant spider's pronouns?
She/Herlob
What do you call a dark lord who also opens a burger franchise
Sauronald McDonald
