The August and Eccentric Blog of JKL-FFF

PARAPINES: The Joyous Amalgam of Gravity Falls and ParaNorman!

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It's your turn!

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What do the letter in SUV stand for?

Slightly Uncouth Villager

Thanks!

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WRONG ANSWERS ONLY

Who is Inspector Koichi Zenigata of the ICPO obsessed with arresting, and why/what did they do?

D.B. Cooper, who owes him $57. Also, he's sorta in love with him, but hasn't realized it yet because of internalized homophobia.

Thanks!

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a small terumob comic me and pimmy made!! this was adorable and we both had so much fun hehshehehshhehe

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And because this is Mob Psycho 100, the flowers are all planted in a pot that looks like Mob's head. This is never acknowledged.

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This is Dr. Sunny Maple.

She's a garden snail ^^

She works at the Dewdrop Hospital just a few miles away from your house.

If you were to go to Dr. Maple, what's the reason and why?

Me personally? Well, I work in a defense lawfirm that primarily does medical malpractice cases. So the most likely reasons would be:

She's a client we're defending.

She's a fact witness we're deposing because she was somehow involved with a plaintiff's medical treatment (maybe as a prior provider, for example, or a contemporaneous provider who isn't getting sued).

She's an expert witness who is giving an opinion in one of our cases (such as evaluating how well our client did their job).

Thanks for the ask!

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In honour of you giving me the motivation to get outta bed in the morning i have a silly game for you.

KIBO'S SILLY GAME TIME (PLEASE BE PURPLE PLEASE BE PURPLE)

You have 20 dollars but there is a race between a man in a chainmaile skirt and a donky with a very fancy hat. If the donkey's hat falls he has to get his handler to put it back on.

They need to complete a 1 kilometre run. Who are you betting on, no split wagers.

Hey, look at that! It's purple! And thanks for the ask!

Donkeys care not for the wishes of human beings. Nothing—and I mean nothing, save its own mercurial whim—will make it run this race while its owner wants it to. And the only way it ever would have a whim to run the race ... is if it somehow learned that its owner really did NOT want it to run.

So while the donkey should win (based on physical stats), it never will win (based on sheer, stubborn contrariness).

As for keeping the hat on, that's no factor. Just cut holes for the donkey's ears.

Besides which, a full shirt of chainmail is only about 30 pounds or less, and doesn't encumber movement of the legs. It wouldn't be comfortable to go about ... 0.66 miles with that extra weight, sure, but it's hardly impossible.

Especially since, once again, that donky ain't moving, and the human can therefore stroll leisurely to victory.

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Balor: Which is why I'm more than willing *and* able to krump with you, my dear boy.

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A little overstimulating at the moment.

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In point of fact, Bowser's got a fever~

and the only prescription is

MORE COWBELL!

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Bowser is not usually the type to bottle up his feelings, but the timing isn't exactly ideal.

(Also I think the chicken guards forgot Luigi is still supposed to be a prisoner.)

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They forgot because minion types also like Luigi and his non-threatening aura.

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red tie✨

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Kinda gay for a man to wear a tie. Why would he wear what is basically a leash unless he wanted another man to lead him around by it?

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4/12 doodle i meant to finish yesterday oooops

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PLUNDER! PILLAGE! GET THE BOOTY!

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pirate history

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Ryuji: *30 more minutes of infodumping about pirates*

Akiren: (KISSING HIM IS NO LONGER ENOUGH!!!)

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It took an entire year realtime and Who Knows how long in-universe for Bowser to catch on to the thing the readers have known since like, page two.

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Bowser: ... Wait. Maybe it's just sexual attraction, not actually caring about him as a person. I need to imagine him in a vulnerable situation and needing my help to test it ...

Bowser: ... ... ... ... ...

Bowser: ... Well, shit, it's not just sexual attraction ...

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Luigi, hours later: "Wait, am I a minion type?"

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Less of a minion, more of a deliberate supporting man. He doesn't relish the spotlight, and he's happy to be helpful, but not in a servant kinda way.

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scary delinquents :0

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Akiren: I'm gonna go get high off my Ecstasy.

Ryuji: *walks in*

Akiren: Hey there, my Ecstasy~

Ryuji: Best pet name ever.

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uhh something somethingg bi joker mod ryuji. gulps

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Akiren: 🎵I've loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more.🎵

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Luigi will never know how much effort panel 4 took Bowser.

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Harlan, looking into the camera: We've had a lot of fun today. But always remember, stealing someone else's artistic work is absolutely inexcusable. And anyone who does it en masse to feed their software should be killed with hammers.

The Hammer Brothers: *appear behind him to underline the point*

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ah boysss

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Ryuji thinks he's a perv, but is actually pretty tame.

Akiren knows he's a perv.