Sep 28, 2025
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New Reader Troll Designs Part 1
(a spoiler free post so that those credited can also read)
The new readers got introduced to each of the troll handles recently and so they have been creating speculative designs based on each one
The first few were carcinoGeneticist, arachnidsGrip, terminallyCapricious, twinArmageddons, caligulasAquarium
Name credits:
carcinoGeneticist was named Kyle Wevile by cassettepunk and @glassesfreekjr
arachnidsGrip was named Maya Hughes by @bunnygirlaurora
terminallyCapricious was named Tortimer by n0taverysmartgirl
twinArmageddons was named Liam Jensen by TorpidArchtect and @glassesfreekjr
caligulasAquarium was named Meri Murphy by maniacalKnifelover
Other names have also been made but these seem to be the most generally agreed upon from what I've seen
Design credits:
^ drawn by cassettepunk (Toyhouse pages > https://toyhou.se/cassettePunk/characters/folder:7278685)
^ Drawn by n0taverysmartgirl
^ Drawn by @bunnygirlaurora
^ Drawn by maniacalKnifelover
They would also like to shoutout their uncstuck friend's fanadventure: @clonstuck!!
Then much like the first newgen kids, Hussie decided to make some art based on some of these designs
These designs were all created before the new readers found out the trolls are not human but we do have some alien designs too
^ Kyle Drawn by @endrimer
^ Drawn by @bboshi
Much like with the human kids, these are characters anyone is allowed to draw but maybe consider shouting out the artists who created them! They all did an amazing job with the names they were given
I will eventually get around to posting a second part with the other kids but I am still waiting on some things for that post. Keep an eye out though
MERI (MEURIN) MURPHY as an actual troll
i didn't like the troll design people suggested for her like it's just her but gray skin and horns. although i liked the shape of horns and white hair but i wanted to create something by myself
SO HERE SHE IS MEURIN MURPHY THE FISH ZODIAC SIGN (don't confuse with pisces)
people suggested merina as her true troll name but i don't like it cuz merina is some ethnic group in madagascar. why would you chose this to be a name for a girl has nothing to do with madagascar that's strange.
also meur is french for die and i think it's a great name choice cuz she kills her fishes she fucking kills people i see it i saw it/hj
MERI MURPHY & JUNE HAZARD first arts
i've made OCs based on Eridans and Gamzees chumhandles
i liked them both but people liked meri more for some reason
i don't really like "silly cars" characters maybe that's why i don't get the hype around meri
anyway here she is
MERI MURPHY & JUNE HAZARD action
i've decided to make something "canon" for them so i add strife specibi
meri has bubble guns. bubbles are made of toxic explosive substance so when they touch the skin of enemies they die.
june has flamethrower. i think that fits her unpredictable character (capricious if you please)
also i feel as you have to shut up???? I KNOW WORDS. it's not hard to understand that being capricious may cause stress so yk she's nervous and stuff omg
MEURIN MURPHY & BRISKE SIRCAT
go offing having funning....
MEURIN MURPHY
Who am I? You are Meri Murphy. But, who are you? Are you Meri Murphy as well? Correct, I’m the thing that is recognized as Meri Murphy. We are all things that are recognized as Meri Murphy. How could all of those possibly be me? It is simply because the others call us Meri Murphy, that is the only reason. You possess a false body and a fake soul, do you know why? I am neither false nor fake, I am simply me.
MERI MURPHY character
i drew this thing along with the previous one
at the time i decided to stick up to meri's character as i feel like june hazard has no future in this meri economy
also i wanted to show that she IS NOT a "silly car" typa character sooo bad. god forbid girls looking cute and being cruel at the same time. she forgots to feed them to change the water they're living in literal hell. she's SCARY
look at her fucking maniacal face she loves torturing meii judy ditz and jeff I KNOW IT
/halfjoke