Jun 28, 2014
You deserve a drink.
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You deserve a drink.
The singing potato is a relic of mine. It is the source of my colour changing abilities.
It has been decided.
Janeane Garofalo is now a priestess of the temple of Mertoad.
Paint me like one of your French Sea Goddesses.
The gospel of Mertoad
Mertoad dont give a fuck. Why should I? Fucks javr similar molecular structures to alkali metals. Cant really harbor that junk in my home.
The Prayer of Finals to the Almighty Mertoad
Our Mertoad who art in ocean Hallowed be they hair Thy haters sassed Our finals be passed In college as it is in “real life” Give us this week our bitchin grades Forgive us our drunk nights As we forgive those who take pictures Lead us not into a loss if scholarship And deliver us from sleep
Ribbit
Ocean Fact
Humans have only explored 5% of my home, the ocean.
We will keep it that way until the time is right. Mankind is not prepared for our secrets.