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hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
#extradirty
styofa doing anything
Sade Olutola
dirt enthusiast
JBB: An Artblog!
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
tannertan36
todays bird
cherry valley forever
noise dept.
izzy's playlists!
ellievsbear
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@queerbling
btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you
birds 'n bugs
(available as sticker sheets from my store!)
When old comics age extremely well.
We have an update on the situation.
Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS
You don't hear from the field workers because they aren't "posting"
They're serfing the internet
there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate
that doesn’t stop most tumblr users
how dare you say we surf on the poor
WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED
snoopy of the day
Wait... you actually do really want to fuck werewolves and it's not a joke???
You phrase this like it's unbelievable and yet you're on the site that wanted to fuck the Onceler and Sans Undertale. I'm very tame comparatively.
the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties
rule #1 of tumblr polls is NEVER include a joke option if you don't want it to win by a landslide because tumblr users have one committed relationship in their lives and it's to the bit
"I have one committed relationship in my life and it's to the bit" is something I may have to put on a cross-stitch/t-shirt.
ACTUALLY, MAD RESPECT HE WAS A MACHINE.
Oh, woe is me! To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned! To be naught but a gourd!
I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time
average Seattle polycule living situation or something
fucking double decker couch
we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber
hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction
the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip
Well you can't deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can't eat your cake and have it too.
