#meryl meme

[unsensitised]

lana del rey: i’m churning out novels like beat poetry on amphetamines...

my lesbian ass who has never had, nor will ever want, a boyfriend: WELL, MY BOYFRIEND’S IN A BAND, HE PLAYS GUITAR WHILE I SING LOU REED. I’VE GOT FEATHERS IN MY HAIR, I GET DOWN TO BEAT POETRY-

[tearsforfandomfeels]

Billie Eilish: I lost my mind, I don’t miiiiiind.. where’s my miiiind, where’s my mind?

Me: MAYBE IT’S IN THE GUTTER, WHERE I LEFT MY LOVER, WHAT AN EXPENSIVE FATE.

[mitski-miyawakis]

mitski: you’re the one i got, so i’ll keep turning down the hands that beckon me to come. though-

me: I'M A GEYSER, FEEL IT BUBBLING FROM BELOW. HEAR IT CALL, HEAR IT CALL, HEAR IT CALL TO ME CONSTANTLY. AND HEAR THE HARMONY ONLY WHEN IT'S HARMIN’ ME. IT'S NOT REAL, IT'S NOT REAL, IT'S NOT REAL ENOUGH, BUT I WILL BE THE ONE YOU NEED, THE WAY I CAN’T BE WITHOUT YOU. I WILL BE THE ONE YOU NEED AND I JUST CAN’T BE WITHOUT YOU

[screechout]

[sterekorgtfo]

[xhakab00m]

[1989taylorsversion]

Taylor Swift: he knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said-

me: MARRY ME JULIET YOU NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE I LOVE YOU AND THAT’S ALL I REALLY KNOW TALKED TO YOUR DAD GO PICK OUT A WHITE DRESS IT’S A LOVE STORY BABY JUST SAY YES

[handsomelyerin]

3oh3: t-tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef

me: THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN’T FUCKING SCARED OF HIM