Nov 12, 2017
Everyone keeps talking about “sixty-six million years ago.”
What, uh...
What happens?
~ Mod Archie
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Everyone keeps talking about “sixty-six million years ago.”
What, uh...
What happens?
~ Mod Archie
Suggestion
Very very important
Will change your LIFE
Have the vanes of your feathers be... shorter on one side... than the other!
Gasp!
~ Mod Archie
To everyone who has stepped on their own tarsi today: I give you my condolences and solidarity.
-Mod Rosa 🕷️
When was the last time you poked something with your sickle claws?
I mean, seriously, it’s the latest thing
~ Mod Archie
Spooky suggestion: become a spider.
-Rosa 🐜 (this particular international silk doesn't have my emoji :( )
For preservation of your body for future generations, I highly recommend tree sap.
-Rosa 🕷️
If your burrow is too small? DIG IT DEEPER.
-Rosa 🕷️
1800s scientiest voice: dinousaurs are clearly slow reptiles. with a tail that drags across the ground. and cold blooded cause reptile. featherless. without intellegince. hmm. also always striking poses near swamps/greetings a scientiect human from about 1880 AD.
Listen... the amount of times I’ve been accidentally flashed by many a large, fast dinosaur chasing a bug has been zero times, because those feathers are very good at covering things.
Also, the... humans? Are nowhere to be seen. My international silk confirms that there have been no sightings of these weird human cryptids y’all keep mentioning.
-Rosa🕷️