Middle Life Crisis

A bunch of animals and plants that lived 251 to 66 million years ago walk into a bar. After a few drinks, they'd like to offer some suggestions.

[anniethebisexual-deactivated201]

ATTENTION TUMBLR

My name is Ann and I am currently homeless. I make money off my photography, and that’s currently my only income to keep my cell phone on and allows me to eat. I urge you to check out my Kofi page and decide whether you would like to donate. I am only $100 away from being able to afford an apartment!! Please reblog this to help out a fellow disabled and nonbinary photographer

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The first photo is edited by the wonderful @human-of-earth

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Click here to donate to my Kofi

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Only $20.00 more and I can pay first and last months rent on an apartment!

[mesozoicsuggestions]

For preservation of your body for future generations, I highly recommend tree sap.

-Rosa 🕷️

[mesozoicsuggestions]

Suggestion: stop procrastinating.

-Mod Shuvo

[mesozoicsuggestions]

If your burrow is too small? DIG IT DEEPER.

-Rosa 🕷️

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

I think we, as a society need to give the Triassic more love.

[mesozoicsuggestions]

YES. ESPECIALLY THE PSUEDOSUCHIANS. -Mod Shuvo

[mesozoicsuggestions]

To everyone who has stepped on their own tarsi today: I give you my condolences and solidarity.

-Mod Rosa 🕷️

[mesozoicsuggestions]

Tuck the fuck in lads

~D

[mesozoicsuggestions]

help - Mod Tetra

[mesozoicsuggestions]

Suggestion: Grow a beak, but just like, the tip of your mouth 

~ Mod Archie

[mesozoicsuggestions]

Suggestion: Preen! 

~ Mod Archie

[mesozoicsuggestions]

Suggestion: sip some water

Mod Shuvo

[mesozoicsuggestions]

Suggestion: Smile at the crocodiles?

Mod Shuvo

[mesozoicsuggestions]

Everyone keeps talking about “sixty-six million years ago.” 

What, uh... 

What happens? 

~ Mod Archie

[mesozoicsuggestions]

Suggestion

Very very important 

Will change your LIFE

Have the vanes of your feathers be... shorter on one side... than the other!

Gasp!

~ Mod Archie

[norsesuggestions]

norse alarmed by nature: pre-human animals edition

click for source

hello @mesozoicsuggestions i think i found one of archies relatives, and i feel 1. charmed 2. afraid.

help with my feelings?

[mesozoicsuggestions]

Fear not, that ‘raptor’ would be a mere morsel for my larger cousins, such as Deinosuchus. 

-Mod Shuvo

[mesozoicsuggestions]

Meanwhile, your smaller cousins such as Simosuchus would be morsels for the raptor

~ Mod Archie

[mesozoicsuggestions]

*Mod Anhanguera watches the brewing fight excitedly from above*

[norsesuggestions]

norse alarmed by nature: pre-human animals edition

click for source

hello @mesozoicsuggestions i think i found one of archies relatives, and i feel 1. charmed 2. afraid.

help with my feelings?

[mesozoicsuggestions]

Fear not, that ‘raptor’ would be a mere morsel for my larger cousins, such as Deinosuchus. 

-Mod Shuvo

[mesozoicsuggestions]

Meanwhile, your smaller cousins such as Simosuchus would be morsels for the raptor

~ Mod Archie

[norsesuggestions]

norse alarmed by nature: pre-human animals edition

click for source

hello @mesozoicsuggestions i think i found one of archies relatives, and i feel 1. charmed 2. afraid.

help with my feelings?

[mesozoicsuggestions]

Fear not, that ‘raptor’ would be a mere morsel for my larger cousins, such as Deinosuchus. 

-Mod Shuvo