why i made the switch to message pigs
i've never met a wire fence a message pig couldn't chew through
the mental anguish of destroying a beloved message pig protects your messages from data loss
a big round belly is the perfect emoticon
tasteful pink background for your coquettish sexts
pig trickery: a message of 'please attack me now', when read aloud by a nefarious interceptor, will activate your pig's defensive capabilities
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