#messyspacespades

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I'm planning on throwing a massive party when Trump dies. It genuinely keeps me going. I have all the food I wanna eat planned out: I'm gonna make corn beef and cabbage in a slow cooker, and then burgers with gouda, avocado, tomato, lettuce and mayo. I'm gonna buy myself cherwine (my favorite soda) and drink it cold, maybe make myself a Tropical Rum and Coke (my own creation, its like a normal rum and coke but it uses coconut rum and a cherry soda instead of standard rum and coke.) I'm gonna go outside, blast my favorite music, launch fireworks, and all around be a general nuisance.

It genuinely keeps me going sometimes. He's 79 and his brains rotting, he's not gonna be around much longer, and when he dies his entire cult will fracture and fall because their figurehead is dead. If you have to stick around for one thing, stick around to celebrate his death and annoy all the conservatives around you!

When they die I think we should have an early potluck. I’ll know I’ll probably not spend any time at all on my personal blog that day (yall might get some fandom posts and misposted sillies that day), but it’ll be grand!

In the meantime we have 1,242 days left.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

To the ppl like me who see Big Number and just feel sad:

We have 238-447 days until midterms. I say that because for some folks midterms are in april, for others midterms are in november, and for, and then some others have their midterms in between.

We got this! Stay strong!

Vital to keep in mind the next 1,257 days!

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I would like to add on to the development of Drump's condition: Back in 2018 one of his doctors released a report that noted his coronary calcium score was 133 (it was 34 in 2009) which tends to indicate a heart disease. Is it possible that was related to this recent development? Who knows, but its also quite possible theres stuff being hidden from the public to keep up the facade that Trump is Perfectly Healthy. It's also been noted that his most recent health report has put his weight at 224, which on the BMI scale puts him at the edge between overweight and obese (yes I'm aware thats not an accurate or good scale for determining the healthiness of ones wieght, I'm just saying.)

Also, I think we all know that the bruising being caused by "frequent handshakes" is either total bullshit or, if it IS true, just shows how fragile he really is. One bad fall or illness might genuinely take this man out, and considering he's surrounding himself with antivaxxers and people who dont believe in masks aka they're gonna be spreading diseases, well..... *motions*

If it’s comforting, I don’t think anyone sensible buys the lie that they’re healthy. Just. From everything about them. But anyway these are all important things to note, I will still be counting down the next 1,282 days.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

My coworker has a Nightmare Before Christmas "days until Halloween" clock/countdown in our office, and I honest to god have started using that alongside this blog to countdown the days (bc smaller number easier to handle than ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY EIGHT.) We just gotta survive four halloweens. We're 121 days away from the first out of four. We can do this.

You heard it here first, folks. On day 1,298, there are 121 days until the first of four Halloweens.

I’m starting to understand math people. Numbers are making things very manageable.

[hesedeu]

Thoughts on the Earthmover? I for one love her and also find it funny that ppl are comparing them to giraffes and think that the entire level is perfect. Also I tend to go feral for both giant robots AND moving cities, so the Earthmover is a 2-in-1 combo for me so I may be biased.

GOOD STUFF. war without reason is a Banger and i listen to it from time to time :]

my jaw Actually dropped when I first got to 7-4 and saw Her looking down at me it’s great. i loved the whole level i love violence

The escape sequence freaked me out a little bit just because im bad with time limits but oh man it was great I love it

LORE WISE. oh man oh man oh man (TBA I just woke up)

they kind of remind me of transformers titans they Are walking cities… oc idea where an earthmover basically has a cityspeaker to communicate to its vast brain

their designs are so good and they are so fucked. the texture for the flesh they’re filled with has people in it

I love you earthmover

[hesedeu]

hey so u know how my last ask i was like "how did u make v2 boogie?" I think I figured out why he does that. Or at least a way to make him boogie. He tends to boogie in place if he see's an enemy and can't get to it. I put a bunch of v2s in a little box with invisible walls (done to test their might against various enemies, they SUCK against swordsmachine) and I turned off the "ignore player" option at one point and they all started walking towards me aggressively.... and weren't moving. It was wild. I even recorded it (tho I would have to edit the recording.) So my current theory is that your v2 couldn't reach the enemy and was basically boogying in place bc he wanted to go and fight the enemy and couldn't. Anyway happy holidays! Sorry for bugging you wiith an ask.

the thing is therewas a big gap in the roof it was standig on and I could go down it perfectly fine so. i think its just stupit

[hesedeu]

Ok weird question but I wanna know what you were doing in this post (https://www.tumblr.com/onlineviolence/737363878980337664/worry-not?source=share) that is causing v2 to just. go crazy like that. Usually when you make enemies blind and spawn them in they don't move but ur making him DANCE and its really funny. probably a stupid ask but I wanna recreate the v2 boogie as I'm now calling it b/c it would make me wheeze even more and I wanna see if I can do it with any other ultrakill enemies

he isn’t blind! but he ignores the player and attacks other enemies (the streetcleaner / pyrite) which you can do now

and I Don’t Know how he got stuck there and why he’s jigging so angrily it is just funny

[deadlock]

Sometimes (and by sometimes I mean fairly frequently) I misread your username as "Dadlock"

Anyway thats all I wanted to say :)

so you sent this ask a while ago and i just saw it now and fun fact, the dadlock url was open. it is not anymore.