#meta joke

[atwas-gaming]

That was definitely nothing but writers' frustration coming thru.

[aerismi]

If the Horsemen belonged to the Harry Potter universe

J. Daniel Atlas (Slytherin)

Specialty: Transfiguration genius.

Prefers Charms over Potions. Professor Slughorn once gently noted his potion skills were "pedestrian," which he still denies

Secret: He is a registered Animagus

Henley Reeves (Hufflepuff)

Specialty: Counter-jinxes & Potions master

Warm, loyal, and fiercely protective of her friends

She once invited Daniel to the Slug Club party; he foolishly refused, so she took someone else, leaving him to sulk in the corner for weeks

Merritt McKinney (Ravenclaw)

Specialty: Natural-born Legilimens, Master of the Confundus Charm and Occlumency.

Spouting absolute nonsense in Divination class just to mess with the professor. His greatest joy in student life is knowing his Potion grades were always just a tiny bit higher than Daniel’s.

Jack Wilder (Gyrffindor)

Specialty: Defense Against the Dark Arts. One year below the main trio. Absolute Quidditch prodigy.

Thought becoming an Animagus was the coolest thing ever, but swallowed the mandatory Mandrake leaf three times and finally gave up. His Gryffindor housemates still don't understand why he spends 90% of his time hanging out with Slytherins.

Lula May (Ravenclaw / Transfer Student)

Arrived in Jack’s 5th year

Brilliant at Quidditch and nasty hexes.

Animagus: A beautiful, loud magpie. Her favorite activity is crouching in the trees to spy on the Slytherin Quidditch practice and screaming at the top of her lungs to scare the chasers off their brooms.

Dylan Rhodes (Slytherin)

Mature, capable Prefect. One year senior to Daniel (who has a ridiculous, unprovoked rivalry with him).

During the Triwizard Tournament, he was in charge of welcoming the Beauxbatons guests and met the brilliant Miss Alma Dray.

* Before Lula arrived, Jack was the absolute baby of the team.

Merritt would secretly teach him illegal, underhanded tricks to bypass Quidditch regulations.

Henley gave him unconditional comfort and let him whine about training.

Daniel would spend half his time rambling about how Jack understood absolutely nothing, only to end up physically guiding him through Charms practice anyway.

[crystal-wingeddragon-spikes]

It is called Animator vs Animation | NuMuKi Play the Animator vs. Animation game for a unique and funny doodle battle! Choose whichever rol

(I used to play it a lot when I was a child, I am in pain.)

[hexfloog]

Two things:

[1] @oskidoodle's brain is SO huge <333

[2] @cartoonsbyandie!!! (translation: head empty, just love)

teehee

This is the culmination of a collaborative effort between Andie and I of an idea that I'm mostly sure Oski intended to be a passing joke, but that ended up being realized due to some uhhhh extremely convenient circumstances. One thing led to another but the ultimate goal was to make a fan cel! Something something high-effort nonsense, the layers were just waaay too good of a precedent to pass up :3c

This collab was split pretty evenly between us, I drew 90s!Shinichi and put our contributions together while Andie drew Current!Shinichi and the BG, and thought of the bits and pieces not shown here that tie everything up into a neat little bow~

I had SUCH a blast with this and an even bigger blast realizing the full extent of the joke (more on that later), so I hope everyone enjoys this as much as we did!!!

[titleknown]

God, I've been replaying through Banjo-Kazooie and I remembered one of my favorite jokes from that game.

There's this camel called Gobi who pops up multiple times in the game, and every time you basically have to body slam him in the hump to get him to spit up his stored water for a few Jiggies.

And, when you do it for the last time, he says "Right, that's it! I'm off to the Lava World. You'll never find me there!" and runs off.

Banjo-Kazooie does not have a lava world.

[burdened-boy]

the true experience

[ixnova]

@tumblrbot​ is still active apparently, and I spoke to him. And then I started to cry.

[paragon-arthur]

This is Atalanta replying to Chiron about being shot at by his copy's Antares Snipe. Basically saying to pray to your luck to save you.

Atalanta says the above. Her Luck is ranked E- the lowest there is.

Goddamn I love meta jokes, and this event has lots of good humour!