#metallumdash

[skyfcx]

     “You know, this just means Metal has clearly never had Lucky Charms Marshmallows before, and that makes him the automatic loser of all arguments he gets himself into tonight.”

[chaosbcrne]

       cranky because the kid’s smarter than all three of you put together huh

[somewhereinchaos]

         ╳ ┊ u l t i m a t e  »   “WHERE????????? HE’S SHAPED LIKE AN EGG.”

[lightdash]

VICIOUSLY DRIVES HIS LEG TOWARDS SONIC WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO LEAVE A CRATER IN THE GROUND. No talking this time, ONLY VIOLENCE !

     — Nothing like a kick in the face to start the day! There truly was no rest for the wicked.

    There’s barely any time to react as Proxy dives down onto the unsuspecting hedgehog. It’s an absolute wonder Sonic dodges the attack; even as he stumbles towards moderate safety, there’s hushed gratitude for his lucky stars.   

    “Would it kill ya t’ give a guy a warning?!” He’s brushing the dirt off from his fur with what precious time is left (he gives it a few seconds at most before Proxy tries to crush his skull in again). “This ain’t exactly something I made time for; busy schedule, y’know? Can we take a rain check ‘n’ I’ll kick y'er ass another day?”  

    He sticks a thumb out, gesturing at the newly formed crater in the ground. “Besides, I think you’ve got a meeting with the parks ‘n’ rec department for damages.” You’re pushing your luck, Sonic.

[fromthedxrkness]

`` Oh.. So.. That’s what ‘yeet’ means.. ``

Perfectly timed demonstration, thank you.

[orbviously]

| THE THINGS YOU UPLOAD DAILY ON THIS BLOG OF YOURS HAS ME QUESTIONING YOUR SANITY. GRANTED YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TO BEGIN WITH ANYWAYS. |

Could you perchance be more specific? Exactly what have I been posting that has you questioning my mental state?

[ghostbustingreen]

| YOᑌ KᑎOᗯ, Iᖴ YOᑌ ᗪITᑕᕼᕮᗪ Tᕼᕮ OᖇGᗩᑎIᑕ ᗷOᗪY ᖴOᖇ ᗩ ᗰᕮTᗩᒪ Oᑎᕮ TᕼIS ᗯOᑌᒪᗪᑎ'T ᗷᕮ ᗩᑎ ISSᑌᕮ ᖇIGᕼT ᑎOᗯ. |

[callsignjack]

@metallumdash:  | I ᗩᗰ ᑎOT ᕮᐯᕮᑎ ᖇᕮᗰOTᕮᒪY ᖇᕮᒪᗩTᕮᗪ TO YOᑌ, ᗪOᑎ’T TᖇᕮᗩT ᗰᕮ ᒪIKᕮ TᕼᗩT. |

“You’re a younger model who came after me, and your plans were from my original ones Junior. You’re my little brother. Or do you prefer little sibling?”