#metaphors.

[cns-jailbreaker]

Good to be able to understand exactly how far you've come and have it be around the core of the Earth while you're swimming to shore with plans on how to handle climbing.

[cynthia0065]

New Post has been published on medical-staffing-agency

New Post has been published on http://medical-staffing-agency.com/have-bad-news-for-your-patients-mind-your-metaphors/?medical-staffing-agency

Have bad news for your patients? Mind your metaphors.

First, the cancer diagnosis. Then, the barrage of trite encouragements: You can beat this! Don’t give up. Keep fighting! It’s not only friends and family members who utter these clichés — usually at a loss of what else to say. Health care providers also attempt to bolster patients’ morale with...

[dorenarox]

Ok. Fine. I agree. You are a B.I.T.C.H (B= Beautiful I= Individual T= That C= Creates H= Happiness)

Anon. Anon PLEASE!I have never created happiness in my entire life!Only pain and suffering.

[bpdepressing]

today was a good day.

a really good day.

thanks, life, for saying sorry for shitting all over me and giving me a good day.

its been balanced again. at least make something really good happen before shitting on me again. or just. make the rest of my life normal. no hills and valleys. just sea level terrain.

[gillfester]

Plot twist: I wasn't actually burned as a witch.

[dovahqueene]

I just noticed that every time I try to tap click with the track pad, without pressing down, and it doesn't work (which is sort of often), I say EXCUSE YOU out loud in the sassiest tone of voice.

[willgardium-leviosa-blog]

Only the one with the right key can reopen my doors that I've locked, and it shall lead you to the greatest treasure ever.