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”so... today, i got some pretty mixed news. it’s really bittersweet. while i was cleaning pacific point preserve, one of my managers called me in for a meeting. they want to promote me. it’s a raise in pay, which is awesome. i just don’t know if i really want to leave my buddies. i love the sea lions, you know? they want to move me to the beluga whale encounter. it’s kind of a bummer. i’m going to miss my buddy rosco.”

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“i know that this is basically my first official night here, but it’s friday and this place is dead as my great uncle rick. please tell me you guys actually turn up.” leaning against the bar in the lounge, zion smiled over to the person beside them.

#metrostart #how to lazy start: a guide by me #also if u bring an arden we can kiss okay??#again. will be home in like 2 hours #going to roll for my friend. make her buy me dinner #and then be back here #this has been a q.

*:･ﾟ✧ “OKAY look at this though. i made the cutest flower crown in the history of flower crowns. my boss told me to make something that might entice customers so i did. are you ready to hear this because i really don’t think you are? you might want to take a seat so you don’t faint from astonishment. i mean, this is really really good. i’m really proud of myself. ready? 200% sure? ---- TA DAH. it’s a crown made out of cacti and blue starlets!! and the spikes on the cacti face out so like if you don’t want people touching it you can just be like, ‘spikes.’ it also fits people with prickly personalities and maybe the blue starlets might brighten up their day. i mean, flowers make people happy right? it’s a super nifty defense tool too!! this might just make me big.”

#this is so dumb lmAO #metrostart