Incorrect Papyton Quotes
(theres some suggestive stuff in here, just a warning. Also, if anyone wants to draw any of these please @ us, we’d love to see it)
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Papyrus: Are you trying to seduce me? Mettaton: Why, are you seducible?
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Mettaton: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Papyrus: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Mettaton: Seize the dick.
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Mettaton: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Papyrus: The dishes. Mettaton: Wh- Papyrus: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
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Papyrus: We both look very handsome tonight. Mettaton: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Papyrus: I couldn't take that chance.
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Papyrus : I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Mettaton: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Papyrus : O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Mettaton: Is it working?
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Mettaton: I like your new pants! Papyrus: Thanks, they were 50% off! Mettaton: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Papyrus: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Mettaton: Thats’s… not what I meant. Papyrus: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Mettaton.
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Mettaton: Do you want to know your gay name? Papyrus: My... my gay name? Mettaton: Yeah, it's your first name- Papyrus: Haha. Very funny Mettaton- Mettaton: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Papyrus: Oh- oh my god.
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Papyrus: What are you in the mood for? Mettaton: World domination. Papyrus: That's a bit ambitious. Mettaton: You are my world. Papyrus: Aww... Mettaton: Papyrus: Mettaton: Papyrus: OH.
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Papyrus: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Mettaton: Marry me.
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Mettaton: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Papyrus : *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Mettaton: That one. I want that one.
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Papyrus : Is something burning? Mettaton, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Papyrus : Mettaton, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Mettaton: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Papyrus : Nope, there's 26. Mettaton: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Papyrus : Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Mettaton: You'll get the D later ;).
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Mettaton, pointing: May I sit there? Papyrus: That's my lap Mettaton: That doesn't answer my question, Papyrus.
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Papyrus: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Mettaton: It’s not a joke. Mettaton: *sniffles* Mettaton: I’m a legit snack.
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Mettaton: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Papyrus: I wake up at 4:30 AM Mettaton: Mettaton: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Mettaton: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Papyrus: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.












