#mettavil

[officialjevil]

O-Okay!!! I think!!! I have figured out a way for you and mettaton to go on a date!!!

I can't get you out of there, given we're in a different world!

But I can...

G-Give you a tablet thats strong enough to facetime interdimensionally...?

Eheh...

-Alphys

OH MY , REALLY ? OH ……..

THAT’S EXCELLENT , EXCELLENT !!! I’M SO EXCITED , HEE HEE ! THAT WOULD BE SO NICE ! I CAN’T WAIT , WAIT !

[officiallyglamourous]

IT’S COME TO MY ATTENTION YOU’RE HAVING A BIT OF A…..ROUGH TIME , TIME , WITH PEOPLE BOTHERING YOU AND SAYING UNTRUE THINGS . I THINK YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND LOVABLE REGARDLESS OF ANYTHING , ANYTHING ! I SEE SO MUCH IN YOU THAT I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START ! SO DON’T LISTEN TO THESE…OTHERS , OKAY , OKAY ?

…..LOVE YOU .

- @officialjevil

!!!

[Mettaton's face begins heating up. Tears are in his eyes. He sniffles.]

I...!

I-I...!

[He's tongue tied!]

[officialjevil]

My, my, and who do we have here, darling~?

-MTT

A HUMBLE CLOWN , CLOWN , HEE HEE ! WHO MIGHT BE ASKING , ASKING ?

[officialjevil]

happy pride! go kiss a man

ON IT BOSS , BOSS !

@officiallyglamourous HEY , I’VE RECEIVED SOME ORDERS OVER HERE ! WANNA HELP ME OUT , HMMM ?

[officialjevil]

Darling are you okay.

~MTT

M-METTATON ? YES !! YES , YES , ALL GOOD HERE ! NOTHING WRONG , WRONG , WRONG AT ALL !!!

(* He plasters a desperate attempt of a smile on his face.)

[officialjevil]

What about a catrobot, darling?

Nya~

~You know damn well who this is by now id hopw

WELL , MY ! NO QUALMS THERE , THERE ! HEE HEE !

[officialjevil]

As soon as jevil leaves their cell again I will give them the capacity to make Void pancakes. Also mettaton can become drunk now.

OH YAY , YAY ! PANCAKES !

ALSO ……WHAT ? WHY’S THAT IMPORTANT , IMPORTANT ?

[officialjevil]

Hhhh how do you net someone like MTT man...

Urgent ask crush is in room

MY PATHETIC DEMEANOR AND CLOWNLIKE MANNERISMS ENRAPTURED HIM , I SUPPOSE , SUPPOSE !