me and my friends fuckass sonic kpdh au that only makes sense to us (she/they for metal sonic)
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me and my friends fuckass sonic kpdh au that only makes sense to us (she/they for metal sonic)
remember how i mentioned that in meeting roger he grabbed my amy plushie and said "by the way we're just friends and that's canon" because nine brought up an excellent point upon hearing this
Metal: Pros And Cons Of Dating Me Metal: Pros You'll Be The Cute One Metal: Cons Holy Bleep Where Do I Begin-
i love the bad guys au
chat is this yuri
Somethung tells me Surge would look bad as as a werehog. Wererec? Weretenrec? Idk it doesn't roll off the tongue as well.
You get the point! Badass!
POOF!
“WRRRRRROOOOOOAH!”
Surge’s roar was not loud or angry, but panicky as she tried to keep her balance on suddenly longer legs. It eventually managed to stand up straight… by planting an equally long arm against the ceiling of Amy’s living room.
“Oh. Gosh.”
Amy put her hands over her mouth as she gazed upon the tenrec’s new body. Surge had the darker, accented fur and spiky clothing expected of the transformation, but whereas Sonic’s Wereform had been ripped and muscular owing to his natural physical ability, Surge’s was a slender, lanky giant.
“Surge, a-are you okay?”
Kit and Metal also watched with baited breath (well, not breath in Metal’s case.)
The tenrec growled softly, before suddenly screaming.
“OWWWWWWWWWWW!”
“Greenie Are You HURT”
“YES! I CAN LITERALLY FEEL MY CYBERNETICS STRUGGLING TO HOLD TOGETHER FROM BEING STRETCHED LIKE THIS! IT FUCKING HURTS!”
“I think the Dark Gaia energy numbed the initial pain,” Kit said with a finger on his chin, “and has altered your mechanical parts a little to accommodate this new power. But it seems the were-transformation was not made with cyborgs in mind…”
“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ‘BADASS’ WHEN EVERY MOVE I MAKE RISKS PERMANENT DAMAGE TO MY POWERS AND INTEGRITY, ASKER? THIS SUCKS! I’M…”
“Surge-”
“I’M A MONSTERRRRR!,” Surge burst into tears, still trying to prop herself up at the same time. “IT H-HURTS… CH-CHANGE ME B-BACK…”
“Hey Surge Check ‘This’ Out”
“HUH-”
Surge looked over and Amy looked up to see Metal, having telescoped her arms and legs out to match the tenrec in height.
And then Surge burst out laughing.
Metal put a hand on the tenrec’s shoulder and also ran her laughing protocol, eyes upward-pointing arrows, as Amy and Kit just smiled.
POOF!
It's funny that multiple Sonic Tumblr users/fanfic writers have polycules revolving around Amy, but they differ vastly.
@reinafish has Ultimate Poly Yuri, which is just the four most popular Amy yuri ships (Blaze, Sticks, Surge and Metal) mashed together.
@bowserbowser29 has the Amycule, which started out as mashing his three favorite Amy ships together, but then spun out of control and is currently at 19 (none of whom are Sticks or Metal.)
Then there's me and @faker-aus with our Bad Guys AU. Surge, Amy and Metal haven't even properly gotten together yet, but the polycule isn't going to end at just them, and the choices we have and/or are considering bring new meaning to Amy's "Ms. I-Can-Fix-Them" image. Like seriously, it's Amy and the WORST girls she could reach out to, whether canon or what the AU did to them.
Hey Bad Guys, if evil, why pretty?
"Good Or Evil, Girls Pretty" Surge, Amy and Metal all replied at once without thinking, leading to much blushing and looking away from each other.
"Toxic men hot," Duo grinned, thinking of his still-unwritten husband-to-be.
"One b-boy kinda cute..." Kit admitted.
"Miss us with that shit," Rough said flatly.
"Us bros don't need partners," Tumble agreed. "We've got family."