#mf melvin

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Vendetta: I don’t have anger issues, okay?!

Melvin: Oh yeah? Remember when that McDonald's employee got your order wrong & you screamed, "You McFucked up!"

Marion: And then you called him a "Chicken McNobody".

Vendetta: Heh..."Chicken McNobody". Classic.

[incorrect-making-fiends]

Vendetta: Can you stop her from being so cheerful?

Melvin: I don’t believe there is a power in the universe that can stop Charolette from being cheerful.

[incorrect-making-fiends]

Vendetta: Welcome to Applebee’s. Would you like the apples or the bees?

Melvin: ...Bees?

Vendetta, shouting: Charlotte! He has requested the bees!

Charlotte, slowly walking over to Melvin while shaking a jar of bees: THE BEES!

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Charlotte: *breathes*

Vendetta: Why is she doing that?

Melvin: Doing what?

Vendetta: Look at her, over there breathing & shit.

[incorrect-making-fiends]

Melvin: Why would someone want to hurt Charlotte?

Vendetta: Maybe because they met her?