Making Fiends But Wrong

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Once, I asked Vendetta for some water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice & said: “wait”.

Charlotte

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Vendetta: I don’t have anger issues, okay?!

Melvin: Oh yeah? Remember when that McDonald's employee got your order wrong & you screamed, "You McFucked up!"

Marion: And then you called him a "Chicken McNobody".

Vendetta: Heh..."Chicken McNobody". Classic.

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Vendetta, talking to Charlotte: I don’t really hate you, it’s just that if you were on fire, I’d roast marshmallows.

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Charlotte: It's okay now Vendetta, we can talk openly.

Vendetta: Fine, I never liked you.

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I don’t need gasoline to start a fire! All I need are these two hands & a lack of adult supervision.

Vendetta

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Vendetta: Can you stop her from being so cheerful?

Melvin: I don’t believe there is a power in the universe that can stop Charolette from being cheerful.

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Charlotte: We can’t kill him.

Vendetta: Not with that attitude, we can’t!

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Mr. Milk: You’re violating the dress code.

Vendetta: How could I possibly be violating the dress code?!

Vendetta: I’m not wearing a tank top or crop top, my skirt is long enough AND I have shorts underneath!

Vendetta: It’s because my kNeE cApS are dIsTrActiNg, isn’t it?!

Vendetta: I WILL NOT TAKE SUCH DISCRIMINAT-

Charlotte: Vendetta, your hoodie says fuck.

Vendetta: Oh. Haha. Right.

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Charlotte: Hey, Vendetta, notice anything, you know, fishy about the couch?

Vendetta, staring at a couch covered in Goldfish Crackers: ...Again?

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Charlotte: Just be yourself! Say something nice!

Vendetta: Which one? I can't do both.

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Vendetta: I’m really into dark humor.

Charlotte, turning off the lights: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

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Charlotte: Well, my backyard is red now.

Vendetta: Is it the blood of your demons? Had you slain your insecurities & held your crown high?

Charlotte: No, I think it’s just the sunset.

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I drank too much respecting women juice. I am now a lesbian.

Charlotte 

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Oh, look! Vendetta brought a knife on the field trip, everyone!

Charlotte

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Charlotte: How are we gonna get in?

Vendetta: Don’t worry, I’ve got the keys.

Vendetta: *smashes window*

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Charlotte: Please tell me you didn't do something bad.

Vendetta: Yeah, I did! It was really fun!

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I just felt emotion & I am not okay with it.

Vendetta