#source: firefly

[celtic-romulan]

Stahremberg: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can, Herr Bornemissza. How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?

Bornemissza János: You don't know me, General Stahremberg, so let me explain this to you once: if I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

[incorrect-snkquotes]

Benimaru: Kyo will come up with a plan.

Shingo: Well, that's good. Right?

Benimaru: Possible you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Literally anyone in Ketterdam: I suppose you heard most of that?

Inej: Only because I was eavesdropping ☺️

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

(Both tied up and blindfolded in a dark room)

Kaz: are you alright?

Jesper: I THINK IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED!

Kaz: … yeah

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

Miriam: *sighs* Everybody has somebody. Ben, tell me I'm pretty. Ben: Were I fifteen years younger, I would take you in a manly fashion. Miriam: Because I'm pretty? Ben: 'Cause you're pretty.

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

*Saber, Tori, and Robin all looking at a MPD Wanted poster drawing of Saber*

Tori: They really captured her essence.

Robin: She looks kinda angry, though.

Tori: That's kind of what I meant.

*Saber glaring at both of them*

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Wylan: So... What are we doing?

Kaz: Oh. Crime.

Wylan, mildly shocked: Crime. Good. Okay. Crime.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Xiao: Here lies our beloved master, our autumn flower...somewhat less attractive now that he's all corpsified and gross.