#mfuncle

[chiefofboatwatsonstittymug]

Lads I’m making sounds that only dogs can hear

[jimmyandthegiraffes]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trashfrommuncle]

How to get your partner to save you

A simple guide by napoleon solo

STEP ONE: when captured, leave your communicator open

STEP TWO: discreetly *cough* tell your captor that your very dead *cough* partner will definitely not be able to save you now

STEP THREE: watch as your partner saves you like a damsel in distress.

[trashfrommuncle]

Napoleon: **exists**

Me, Illya, the whole dang universe:

[trashfrommuncle]

"h hey mr solo cccould we ever kis 🥺🥺🥺"

[trashfrommuncle]

okay but these tags sound like some abstract poetry

[trashfrommuncle]

"Illya! Napoleon! Don't drop the cream, we're I'm quarentine the supplies are low!" Oh my god they have airpods on. They can't hear us. Oh my god.

[spacecat-rageghost]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)

General Audiences / No Archive Warnings Apply / Gen

Words: 2,088

Chapters: 1/1

Relationship: Illya Kuryakin & Napoleon Solo

Tags: Early Partnership, Pre-Friendship (it’s on the horizon), Optional Pre-Slash, aka Gen but they're not fully normal abt each other, Napoleon is a valuable asset (at slumber parties), Illya makes assumptions and contemplates an olive branch, secret skill reveal, long live the UNCLE office ladies

Summary:

Illya's freshly partnered with an American menace.

Napoleon's invited to the NYHQ Girls' Night.

Illya's ready to assume the worst.

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Brought to you by Napoleon's hair flower in the Very Important Zombie Affair and my pervasive impressions that Napoleon a) does not feel threatened in the masculinity dept and b) actually likes?? spending time?? with women?? (ft. special guest appearance by Illya's counterpart attitude towards the ladies, i.e complete disinterest 90% of the time)

Guess What??

this fic is:

my 25th fic posted to AO3*!

my 10th finished MUNCLE fic!

the first fic I've written since covid completely rotted my brain** in fall of '22***!

the first thing i've posted on tumblr in literal years!!

yaaaaaaaay :)

BONUS!!! THE [3AM] EXTENDED NOTES:

I am eternally fascinated with Napoleon's pro-girl-power slutting esp paired against Illya's (TPTB-mandated) Heterosexual Disinterest?? even in completely gen or straight situations the vibes can run a lil queer and idk I wanted to play w that a bit~~

(plus obviously I am Tired of all that masculinity cult shit going around these days, can u tell >__>) (lol Napoleon Wouldn't and yet do u See how much pussy that man gets?? I Rest My Case)

((real) Illya would also never bc he's way too secure in his shit lolol)

the most period-accurate detail of this entire fic is the fact it's called Girls' Night and not Ladies' Night hahahaha welp

fyi this [⬅️SPOILER AT LINK] is the kind of bullshit Napoleon was doing lol

unlike Napoleon's lady respect, Illya is an equal opportunity disrespector (it's the communism) which is honestly chill of him (he looks very polite)

* why yes i am [whatever the opposite of prolific is], thx for noticing

** it's ok! it grew back (slowly)

*** I wrote 'At Waterloo…' in Sept in a shitty hotel in Alaska right before the symptoms hit, it was (checks when I posted it) sometime in Jan before I could focus enough to edit it, lol welp #plague, I swear if I hadn't been up on my shots I would've been in the hospital (this is a PSA abt modern medicine, pay me CDC)

In conclusion,

[i made this in 20 min in mspaint ⬇️]