MGS but the darling is their superior/commander/etc. HR just blocks darling's complaints atp (they blackmailed/hacked HR staff). More hilarious if darling has a public persona and normal life and then there is these bunch of notorious living killing machines hovering around them and they're going "oh them? don't mind them, no seriously, do NOT." Funnier if they have to justify/save their skins legally too, "your honour, they were just being silly."
— Silly
This immediately made me think of MGR:R. Mostly the "living killing machines" part.
This is honestly funny silly asf. (/pos)
Like Commander Darling of Desperado Enforcement, LLC. Ignore the immoralities that go along with that inherently problematic statement. I mean, Desperado aren't exactly the good guys. But it is quite literally yandere open season 24/7 365 on this blog.
Darling is above Sundowner in the food chain, but it doesn't exactly feel that way. It's this impossible push-n-pull, where Desperado is far from what you dreamed it to be.
Darling wants peace and quiet? NO!
Sundowner will be showing you his skull collection, with a few that look oddly familiar to those in your inner circle who have gone missing.
Mistral will be consistently pestering you so much in a physical way that HR has an entire drive that they have to frequently wipe. It isn't as if she's hurting you. She respects you far too much.
Monsoon will gleefully take pride in torturing those who darling deems a threat to the company. He's more antagonistic to you, both despising and admiring what little hope you have left in you.
And Khamsin is the loyal guard who will do anything you ask as long as you promise to fulfill the notion of freedom. He's the easiest to manipulate out of the bunch.
Sam is the yandere that's most able to mask his tendencies. He's very much the mercenary most concerned with winning your un-coerced favor.
Darling is trying to hold a speech outdoors and has five terrifying monstrosities standing around them. It doesn't help that like unruly children that can't stand still and leave you be. It's like trying to order at a restaurant while you have your children hanging off of you and pointing at way too many things on the menu, unable to make a decision.
reporter #1: "How is Desperado Industries dealing with the current international investigation into your business practices?"
reporter #2: "Are the cybernetic soldiers around you a show of force to the world at large?"
reporter #3: "You were seen at meeting last week with several influential political leaders, going as far as to privately converse with one of them. Any comments on how this is being perceived by the public?"
And darling just knows these three reporters are now on Desperado's hitlist. They are internally groaning because of all the press they are going to get on this.
Darling tries to respond but is cut off by their secretary who states they have important business to take care of. Cue Mistral hoisting you up to sit on her shoulder as they all walk off stage. They will be arguing about why Mistral got to do that and who gets to carry you next them.
Darling is at trial.
"In my defense, your honor―"
The courthouse is attacked by (thank the gods) non-Desperado mercenaries. Oh, fuck. Why is Raiden here?
If it makes you feel any better all legal charges were dropped thanks to the kind blackmailing of the judges by Senator Armstrong.
