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Season 1 Episode 10: Yer Boi is Fortunate!

CaptainSparklez = Jordan JoshModestep = Josh TheOpTicNaDeSHot = Matt

Intro (Jordan speaking)

Here we go! Aaaaand...alright! So what’re we gonna do today? Well I guess, everyone in chat, everyone in chat is telling me that Tom has gone rogue. That’s- thats the uh, the phrasing that most people are using. I don’t know what that means. That means Tom isn’t on Dianite anymore? Is he like, off on his own? He’s just, he is his own team? “Team Syndicate?” Is that how it’s goin’? 

//walks outta house// Um, because I mean, to be fair, I’m kind of- I am team Sparklez, because Ianite only has one player. So uh. (laughs) 

(Jordan still speaking)

So let me, let’s see. Um, I’m gonna- I’m gonna first check my house to make sure that nothing is, nothing is wrong with it. //goes back inside// Um, let’s just- let’s just do a quick run-through. Seems like everything is good. At least as far as I can see. And uh, let’s check out the uh, the farms that I set up last time- //goes to birch farm// -um, that looks all good.

In fact, you know what I should do is before I get any further, I wanna have uh, birch trees in every slot, so let me just grow some more. //chops down birch trees// Chop up some more trees, get some more saplings, and that way I can have a, a full birch tree farm goin’ on. Be pretty good stuff. 

I actually- dude, I really need to go on, I really need to go on a mining expedition, because um, I- I have like no iron and stuff. And it’s kind of a thing that I should probably have. 

//chopping a tree// Almost done, and then I’ll- I’ll pick up the saplings as they drop. Alright, let’s get some saplings up in here. Five, six, come on, we can do better than that. Whatever, I’ll um- let’s see. I’ll drop some stuff off in the uh, in the storage area and come back, and hopefully there’ll be more saplings dropped by the time I do rrreturn! [he said “return” with a trilled “r”]. 

Okie d- //sees TNT and drops dead in his tracks// Why is there TNT here? I mean, did I- did I almost-? (laughs) Is there-? Was I supposed to step on a pressure plate to trigger that-? I’m kinda scared now! Is this on like, an inverter or something? Is the TNT stopping a redstone signal, and so when I break this TNT, it’s going to flip a switch that’s gonna set off more TNT and blow up my entire house?

I don’t...uh...ehhh. Mmm. (sucks in breath) Mm. Well. We have a bit of a conundrum on our hands. Or does he want me to destroy something around- //breaks a slab// -okay, let’s- let’s just check. Oh, okay, we’re good. We’re fine. There’s nothin- nothin’s wired in here. It’s just a piece of TNT. That’s all there is to it. It’s an innocuous piece of TNT. 

//replaces birch slabs// Alright. I mean, I’ll take it, sure. Sure. //opens chest// Not gonna refuse your offering of, of TNT. I assume that was Tom who put that there, since he was last on the server. 

(exhales) Alright. Yeah. You know what? I can, I can do my- my first actual like, harvest of my farm and stuff. Dude, I’m just havin’ a nice little agricultural time all to myself. Bein’ nice and, and neutral. There’s an angry enderman over there. 

Twenty- oh, come on! Am I really not gonna get thirty saplings from this and be able to have a full farm? You’re killin’ me! There we go, another sapling. //leaves birch farm// Well, in the meantime, I’ll let the leaves decay, and uh, grab this stuff from over hyah (he said “here” really weird, so O.o). 

Alright. Dude, I’m harvesting my own farm for once! And not stealing out of another person’s (laughs). Yep. I suppose I should make my own animal farm, too. I should check up on my uh, yesterday’s mishap, and see if uh, if the animals are still running amuck in the, in the pens, that I happened to let a creeper blow up and stuff.

//planting birch saplings// Alright, cool! Birch for days. Maybe I should move onto another type of tree (chuckles). Oh, boy. Well anyway, let’s- let’s check out on- let’s check out what’s goin’ on with everyone else-

JoshModestep: Sparkles, we haven’t been on for a while but just so you know

JoshModestep: you’re next.

-’cause uh, everyone’s...um. “Sparkles, we haven’t been on for a while but just so you know, you’re next.” Uh. //eats steak// Uhhhh. 

(speaking as he types) What did I do? Why you hef be med?

CaptainSparklez: wat did i do

CaptainSparkles: y u hef be med

(clears throat) That’s not- that’s not- they’re probably, they’re probably still salty because I helped Tucker with the lava thing, kind of. But it was so worth it, man! It was so worth it!

JoshModestep: you poured lava on Tony?

(pained tone of voice) Yeah, but- but that was a long t- (lowers voice) -that was a long time ag- hold on, just a moment- //kills skelly// -that was... 

(speaking as he types) But that was a long time ago, man. No need to let, uh, let things drag on.

CaptainSparkles: but that was a long time ago man

Captainsparklez: no need to let things drag on

Yeah- I mean, we can all, we can all be friends. We can all be friends. Ain’t no need- ain’t no need to be salty ‘bout things. //spider attacks him// Ey, spider, I don’t think so. 

***5:01***

Let’s check out- I’m gonna, I wanna make sure my Scales of Justice are still intact, because I spent a long time ago on- time. Time ago? (laughs) A long time on those. Hey, they’re still intact! Alright, cool cool. Cool cool.

JoshModestep: is that an apology?

Um. (speaking as he types) Something like that.

CaptainSparklez: something like that

(speaking as he types) I am sorry for assisting-

JoshModestep: you’re dead.

I’m dead! (laughs) Oh god! Um, do you guys know where his base is?

JoshModestep left the game.

Do you guys know where his base is located- oh, and now he leaves. Alright man. Uh. Um- //is back at the animal farm// -oh wait, is everything cleaned up over here? Everything’s cleaned up! Oh man, lookit this! It’s all cleaned up and stuff. That’s cool. 

So. (singsong voice) Where do we want to mine? Where do we want to mine? Do I want to- //eats carrots// -do I want to go and uh, and strip mine? Or do I wanna just find a new place and go caving? It’s a, it’s a bit of a dilemma that we’ve got on our hands here. You know? 

We’ve gotta- gotta figure out what works best, right? Gotta figure out what w- actually, you know what I need to do: I really need to make this minecart exit, like, actually nice. So that’s what we’re gonna focus on first. I’ve totally neglected to do that.

So, how do we wanna do this? Do we wanna- we could just make a spiral all the way up to the top or something. Uh, but I do need some booster tracks to do that, which means- oh. I’m gonna need gold. Dang it, uh. (chuckles) Welp. 

So I, I do need to mine and find gold anyway. So let’s just- I’m not, you know with all the, with all the drama that’s taken place, I’m gonna not steal gold from someone. I’m just gonna, I have to mine anyway, so I’m gonna mine. I’m just gonna mine, and um. 

You know what I could do- you know what I could do? Is I could um, I could just create the railway between here and there- [indicating NadeShot’s place] -and strip mine it, or- eh. Eh. I’ll just go through the nether and try to find that portal. That’s what I’ll do. //eats steak//

//mining coal// [exhale] Oh, I really- I really wish that I knew where Modestep’s base was. I really wish that I knew where it was. It would make my life so much better. My life would be so much better if only I knew where it was. Oh well. Oh well. 

//collects torch// Alright, alright. Let’s see- I guess, I’m gonna have to find another spot to descend. I mean, I could- I could strip mine, that’s still a possibility. That’s still a possibility. //eats steak// 

[exhales and chuckles] Captain Dead End, here. Everybody, welcome to the stream- hey, we got another possible cave! Um, bets on dead end or not? Do we- //places torch// -everybody place your bets! //mines iron// Place your bets! 

[imitating auctioneer] We have a, do we have- do we have uh, a diamond goin’ in on dead end? Do we have a diamond goin’ in on dead end? Do I have two? Do I have two? Going once, going tw- oh, we have tree diamonds goin’ in on dead end! Three diamond, three diamonds. 

Do I hear a four? Do I hear a four diamonds goin’ in on dead end? Do I hear a four- five! Oh, five diamonds- okay, we have a five-diamonds bet on dead end. //proceeds to dead end// It is in fact a dead end! Whaddya know! Whoever put up the five-diamond bet, fork it over! 

//destroys torch// See, I could make a fortune. I could make a fortune off of this. It doesn’t matter what the- it doesn’t matter what the cave is; I will make it a dead end, and people will be like, “That’s definitely not a dead end.” Oh, it’s- it’s a dead end. Most definitely a dead end, and I can assure you of that. 

//mines into end of new tunnel// Is this also a d- this is also a dead end! Woohoo! Yer boi! The mayor of Deadendville is uh, in the building. Welcome everyone, welcome everyone. It’s uh, pretty- pretty good stuff. (chuckles)

I’m just gonna- I’m gonna create the Dead End Betting League. //heads towards opening under a tree// That’s uh, that’s what’s gonna- ohohooo! This is probably still gonna be a dead end, even though it looks very promising. //places down torches// 

This actually, this looks promising, but I am the mayor of Deadendville- //mines coal// -so do we have bets? Do we have bets? Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen, on whether or not it’s a dead end. Place your bets. And by “dead end,” uh, a dead end by my definition will mean- //kills creeper// -oh, that may not be a dead end! That may not be a dead end down- I may have actually found something. 

//mines iron// Alright! Well. Well, well, well! [weird Russian accent] What do we hef hyah? I may have just possibly uh, gotten lucky, or something. Let me just clear out all this stuff real quick. //mines coal// Yup yup, there we go. 

Dude! Dude, wassup? Deadendville, uh, I may have just escaped Deadendville and gone elsewhere. 

Let’s get ourselves some minecart tracks. Cool. I just don’t wanna- oh, hi! //sees pink creeper flashing, backs up// Whoa! Whoawhoawhoawhoa. Calm it down, calm it down. //kills it// There’s some grass growing in here, the heck? That’s not very common.

//attacks spider, spider attacks him// Uh- just knocked me into a cobweb. Rude. Rude! 

***10:00***

Jordan: (under his breath) Dangit, um-

Matt: (suddenly) SPARKLEZ! 

Jordan: Oh- Jesus! You- //unmutes teamspeak// Hi! That was terrifying, um, how’s it goin’?

Matt: Get out of my mineshaft. Now!

Jordan: (incredulous) What?! 

Matt: That is mine! I claimed it!

Jordan: That’s not your mineshaft. I just found it! You’ve not cl-

Matt: No, no, no, I’ve been there. I’ve been there.

Jordan: No you- (laughs) I’m in there right now!

Matt: [indistinguishable] deceive you. I just didn’t put up torches ‘cause my gamma’s hacked- GET OUT. GET OUT NOW, WHILE YOU STILL CAN. I’m [indistinguishable]-

Jordan: Uh, no? No? //is mining coal//

Matt: -I’m watching your stream. Aw, man. Don’t take my spawner, dude! There’s two in there, I- [stutters]

Jordan: What do you- what do you mean? 

Matt: We could share the spawners.

Jordan: Take your- which, which spawner?

Matt: Did you- did- you did not just destroy that spawner.

Jordan: (laughing) Wait, the- the poison spider one?

Matt: You did not just do that.

Jordan: (high pitched voice) Why do you want the poison spider- I just, I... (laughs)

Matt: To get XP, man! I’m tryin’ to, I’m tryin’ to grind out these ranks!

Jordan: Okay, okay. There are more efficient ways to get XP than standing next to a spawner and waiting for spiders to spawn.

Matt: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...I’m gonna have the spawners come to me! It’s a- I don’t, I-

Jordan: Oh! You were, you were waiting to get the uh, the silk touch- well no, silk touch won’t work on spawners. Silk touch won’t work. Um, is that- is that what your plan was? Because it won’t work.

Matt: Wait wh- it won’t work with poison spider spawners?

Jordan: //kills skelly// No, like silk touch just doesn’t work on spawners.

Matt: Nah I was just gonna, I was gonna mine everything out and turn it into an XP grinder, but that’s okay. Whatever works.

Jordan: Ohhh, you were gonna make the XP grinder there, though. 

Matt: Yeah. Th- it’s cool, man. You can go into my mineshaft which I’ve already claimed and just screw everything. It’s cool, dude. I- it’s alright.

Jordan: //destroys cobwebs// This is- (laughs) You- I don’t see a claim on this! There is no claim!

Matt: Well watch out for the TNT then, because that’s my claim.

Jordan: Uh- //eats steak// -where is this TNT located?

Matt: Why would I tell you that? 

Jordan: What- I don’t understand, there is no claim!

Matt: I’m gonna watch your stream, I’m gonna stalk it, and as soon as you hit that TNT, I’m hoppin’ in the server and grabbin’ my things, AKA your things, AKA I’m stealing them.

Jordan: Woooow! Ey, even after I helped you. I helped you, you should-

Matt: What do you mean? I didn’t see that far. What’d you do?

Jordan: Uh, well, why don’t you get on the server? //mines iron//

Matt: I’ll get on for a second. I- I can’t stream right now, but I’ll, I’ll hop on and check it out. I’m curious as to what you’re talking about.

Jordan: Why? Why can’t you stream, man?

Matt: Uh, I still have to get some videos uploaded real quickly, and then I’ll be free.

Jordan: Mm. Okay. Well, you should still get on and, and see, ‘cause I’m a nice guy. I am a nice guy, man. ‘Kay?

Matt: What- I’m cur- I don’t even- I don’t have any reference, so what- what did you do that was nice?

On screen: “Earlier That Day”

(rewinding squeak)

(Jordan speaking) 

‘Kay, goin’- I’m goin’ up to uh, I’m goin’ up to the roof here. Goin’- I just see little, little redstone spots. Is this an indicator that there’s like a blood- it’s like a blood trail. Oh god! I’m gonna stumble upon like a murder here. 

This doesn’t look good, man. This doesn’t look good. It’s gonna happen. Is this clouds? Oh no, that’s just the- oh. Oh. Oh bo- oh man. Oh, man. Blood. Blood everywhere. Ouch. 

Got some- we got some carnage. The roof is, the roof is blown up, the roof is on fire. Welp. I dunno if uh, I dunno if NadeShot lost anything in that. Um, that’s a, that’s a bummer man. 

Well, he’s got some uh, glass on him, at least. //goes through chests// Anything- no? Alright, well, I guess- I mean, that’s not too difficult to be repaired. That’s not- should I, should I be a nice guy and rebuild it for him? Should I do that? 

Aww, I’ll be nice. I’ll be a nice guy and I’ll rebuild it for him, and we can be buds, and everyone can be friends. And everyone can start going rogue. //starts placing dirt// And it’s gonna turn into Every Man For Himself factions, and uh, yup. That’s exactly what’s gonna happen.

Jordan: -top, see, there was a big hole. There was a big hole in the top of your platform. And I was like, “You know, that’s sad. ‘Cause he’s gonna stumble upon that.” And so I was like, “You know what? Let me just repair the explosion that, that Tom did here.” 

Matt: Wait, he...? Was there like a crater, or...?

Jordan: It was just- it was just blown up and stuff. 

Matt: He blew up my base. He blew up my chests. Is that what you’re tellin’ me?

Jordan: That is- that is what I was told. I was told that Tom went rogue, and um, and things went down. //stands off with spider//

Matt: Oh, he is done, dude. He’s done.

Jordan: (laughs) 

Matt: I’m, I’m, I’m- I’m quittin’ it, dude. I don’t wanna be Dianite anymore. I wanna be Ianite with you.

Jordan: Do you?

Matt: You are so nice. Thank you for fixing my island, man.

Jordan: No problem, no problem. //finds minecart with chest//

Matt: I’m not gonna- uh, there’s no TNT in there, I was lying. It was a bluff.

Jordan: Oh, okay. 

Matt: I’ll be honest with you now, since- since you’re my pal and you helped me out.

Jordan: Alright. //destroys cobweb//

Matt: I was bluffing. (a beat passes) Wow.

Jordan: So are you, are you, you switchin’ over to the, the neutral side?

Matt: Well, not- well, nah, I can’t do that now, I have to get revenge, dude. Like, there’s-

Jordan: Well, no- but Ianite, Ianite is neutral unless provoked. 

Matt: (understanding tone) Ohhh. 

Jordan: Yeah. Yeah.

Matt: I like- I like the sound of this. Huh.

Jordan: Uh-huh. So I mean, if you’ve been provoked, by all means, retaliate.

***15:00***

Matt: I’ve been provoked by everyone, man. 

Jordan: Except me. Except me.

Matt: Yeah, except you, the nicest guy in the server. But that- that could be a testament to what Ianite really stands for though. I dunno- [indistinguishable]

Jordan: //destroying rails// Again, I haven’t, I have not been provoked by you. I wait to, I do the defensive strike. Not the offensive strike. 

Matt: I can dig it. Aite, aite. Well, (exhales) man, I cannot believe Tom did that. I dunno if I had anything important in those chests though, really. 

Jordan: I dunno man. I don’t know what you had. 

Matt: I think we’ll be good. I just really appreciate the fact that you kinda fixed up my island for me man. 

Jordan: Mhm.

Matt: Real nice of you dude. I’ll be back on the server in probably around like twenty, thirty minutes, alright man? And then hop back in the call, and we can get down to business and talk about this Ianite stuff, alright?

Jordan: Alright, sounds good, sounds good. I’ll be- I’ll be in the mine shaft.

Matt: Alright, sounds- //sound cuts out for a moment// -aite. Well, I guess you can have it. It’s cool though, I discovered it yesterday, no big deal. Just wanted to put that out there, [indistinguishable] that it was mine, but I’m handin’ off the exploration to you. That’s cool, whatever man.

Jordan: //mining coal// Okay, okay.

Matt: It doesn’t hurt my feelings or anything. [laughs]

Jordan: You should’ve put down torches as an FYI though. You should’ve put down torches.

Matt: Yeah, I’m gonna turn- I’m gonna figure out how to turn down my gamma real quick. Then I’ll get on.

Jordan: It’s in your options, uh, options properties or something in your .minecraft folder? //opens chest on minecart//

Matt: Okay. Yeah. I’mma just- [indistinguishable]

Jordan: //realizes there’s diamonds// Ooooooh, two diamonds in a chest! Woohoo, there we go. There we go.

Matt: Okay. Okay. This is- this is just unnecessary man. I’ll talk to you later. I’ll see you soon.

Jordan: [sheepish laugh] See ya.

(Jordan speaking)

Oh, there! More gold. Thank you, booster tracks here I come. We’re scorin’ on the resources. Alright. [indistinguishable mumbling] And then- anything over here that’s worth checking out maybe?

//goes deeper and places torches// Take us any lower or is this about to dead-end? Dead-end. Alright, whatever man. Whatever.

There’s definitely- there’s more. There’s more. The gravel, to me, looks like some sort of stone and I get tripped up by it, ‘cause I’m like, “Can I destroy that?” And I’m like, “Oh, it’s just gravel. Fair enough.”

Let’s check out down here. Anything, or is this gonna be another dead end? Oh, this looks like a nice area. Okay, and that goes down even further, and it’s probably- [gasps because he sees diamonds] 

Diamonds with yer boi! //mines them and finds more// Oooh more diamonds with yer boi! Alright, there- oh! More diamonds! Oh more diamonds! Ooooh more diamonds, that’s and eight-diamond run that we got goin’ on. 

Alright! That is how we rock and roll on Team Ianite. Mm-hmm. I can live with this. I can live with this haul. Sweet! 

Alright! We got a lotta stuff to smelt, don’t we? [chuckles] I’m gonna build some more furnaces, actually. Well, I- I suppose at least, I can get things started. 

//placing iron and coal into furnaces// Uh, we’ll do like, thirty-two and then one-two-three-four. And uh, thirty-two and one-two-three-four, and- actually, I don’t really need to make more, do I? One-two-three-four, and...one-two-three-four. 

Alright. I could make more furnaces though. It couldn’t hurt. May as well have a uh, a big kitchen. Big kitchen for all the kitchen-y, cooking-type things that I am gonna be doing. 

Because I am a great cook. Just a fantastic cook if you were not aware. Just one of the best. One of the best. //takes four new furnaces from table and goes back upstairs//

Actually, on the topic of food, I am kind of excited because I am going to Las Vegas, and uh, there is going to be good food that is had. Uh, yep. I am lookin’ forward to that stuff! ‘Cause good food is very good.

And then like, to- dude, I’m goin’ on like, a good-food binge. Like, tomorrow night, before I even leave, I’m goin’ to get my favorite sushi place. And it is the best sushi ever. 

Well, until- actually, I’m getting my favorite sushi place in LA tomorrow night, and then the day after going to get really good sushi in Las Vegas. //places gold and coal into furnace// Which, I dunno, we’ll have a little bit of a comparison on our hands, won’t we?

And then, yeah, and then the day after, more good food, and the day after maybe more good food, it’s just gonna be like, frickin’- I’m never gonna be able to eat again after this week because I’m just gonna be like, “Oh my god, it’s too much good food. How am I ever gonna like, not eat this good of food ever again?” [laughs] 

Um, alright, let’s make one more diamond pickaxe and go for dat enchant on it! Alright, we’re playin’- we’re playin’ our luck here. We’re playin’ our luck here! //leaves house// See if we can get that Fortune!

I dunno if it’s gonna happen, it’s a risk! It’s not really a risk. We’d have to make a new diamond pickaxe anyway at some point, so. Hoo boy! Oh boy. 

I’m probably gonna get like, Unbreaking Three on it and I’ll be like, “...thanks man. That doesn’t really help me out on its own.” 

***20:00***

Sure, if it’s Unbreaking Three plus something else, then we’re good. But if it’s just on its own then...eh. 

You know, funny story though. I can’t remember if I said this in a video or not, but like, the um- when I was at E3 eating lunch with my dad and a friend of my dad’s, he was telling me- my dad’s friend that is -he was saying that he was like, giving money to a homeless person, um, the other week.

And the person, in the middle of him giving them money, their cell phone rang. And the person, the homeless guy, was like, //puts hand up to ear like a phone// “Wait wait wait, just wait a minute, gotta answer my cell phone. Gotta answer my cell phone as you’re giving me money.”

[laughs] And then- I was like, “Okay, so you didn’t give him the money right” And he was like, “No, I gave him the money anyway.” And I was like- //stares into camera like he’s on The Office, shrugs// Okay. Well, that’s hopeless. [laughs]

//opens enchanting table// Um, ‘kay we’re going level thirty here. Goin- nope, not that one -we’re going level thirty! [sucks in breath] Everybody, fingers- I’m gonna, you know what? I’m gonna close my eyes a couple times, cycle through some enchants, and then we’re goin’ for it. We goin’ thirty! 

//enchants the pickaxe// FORTUNE THREE! //fist pumps// Ya boi! Ya boi! It’s yer boi! Yes, yes, yes! Alright! There we go! There we go. See, that- I had to close my eyes, cycle through it- cycle through it a little bit, and then- alright. That’s how we roll. That’s how we roll!

If only I’d had that just now when I was getting the diamonds, but oh well. That’s um. [laughs] That’s- that’s good. That’s good! That is- that was, that made it worth our while. That made it all entirely worth our while.

So that thing’s gotta be, like, guarded, in the depths of some sort of- so this is why I need to make a dungeon now. I need to find lava and I need to make a dungeon so that I can protect this thing from all evildoers who may want to take it from me.

If uh- oh wait, oh god. That’s something to keep in mind though. What if Modestep- what if Modestep attempts to take revenge on me? Hmm.

(Note: he hadn’t moved places but there was a cut in the recording!)

Oh! Ender- uh...I can’t remember. Is ender chest based on a single player? Like, if I, if you’re in multiplayer and you put an ender chest down, right? Does that- it’s tied to your player, so someone else puts an ender chest down, they’re not gonna- they’re not gonna get it?

So if I hide an ender chest somewhere and keep another one on my person, then they can’t actually access the, uh, what’s in it. That’s a good call, if that works. That’s a- yeah, okay. So I need to- I need to make an ender chest then.

Alright. So I need to get some obsidian, Eye of Enders, and stuff, and yep. Okay. Cool, so that’s how it works. So we goin’- we gotta, we gotta go ender chest for all our valuable stuff. Don’t even need a safe then. Don’t even need a safe! Alright, cool.

Um, most embarrassing moment of all time. My most embarrass- I don’t even know what my most embarrassing moment is of all time. You know it’s funny, it’s funny. Okay. So, I’m just thinking of an instance that happened to me the other day. Um, [laughs].

So, so um. I occasionally, like, when I just listen to music, I’ll like, sing along to it. Um, in private, obviously. And so, I was the other day listening to music- //kills zombie//

-and I forgot about the fact that I had gotten an email notification from the building I live in, saying uh, “By the way, we need to look into something,” ‘cause the fire alarm was going off. The fire alarm was going off, it went off like six times falsely in the past couple of days.

And so they’re like, “We need to send someone in just to check your unit, um, make sure that the fire alarm is okay and it’s not malfunctioning.” I was like, “Alright. That’s, I mean, that’s fine.”

And I forgot about that, so I’m like, listening to music, singing along. Lo and behold, I um- //kills zombie// -apparently, just- I don’t know how long they were there.

But um, [chuckles] I get a- I initially, I closed my door, because I was like- uh, the door to my office room, because I knew they were gonna be there but then I forgot.

So then I get- as I’m like, singing along, I get a knock on my, my office door. //kills spider// Like, “Hey, we’ve just been checking all the- the fire alarms, and we need to check the last one in here.” And I’m like- [facepalms, talks quietly] Oh, god-

//creeper sizzles, blows up// NO! Don’t- I’m covering my eyes, creeper! Don’t take advantage of my vulnerability when I’m talking about embarrassment!

And I was just like- [facepalms again] “Oh, how long were you listening to that??? I am really embarassed right now!” [laughs] Uh, whoops. And um, so that was an embarassing moment that happened recently.

I didn’t even- I just, I didn’t even say anything. And the dude, the dude who knocked on the door was probably just like, trying to hold it in, ‘cause he didn’t say anything either. [laughs]

And uh, I was just like, “Oh, let’s pretend this never happened, ‘kay?” //kills skelly// “I’m not gonna say anything, you don’t need to say anything, we’re just gonna play it off. We’re just gonna play it off as if nothing ever ha- we’re good.”

***25:03***

“We’re good, ‘kay. Have a good day, sir. Check the fire alarm and be on your way, please. And let’s never think about this again.” [chuckles]

So, mm-hmm.

Alright, just get rid of this stupid fire so that I don’t have that same- hey! //attacks blazes// Hi there everyone! Thank you, thank you for your blaze rod. I’m gonna light on fire lots. Ow, it’s on f- I’m on fire!

And there’s a ghast trying to kill me. Hey, that was a good- that was good- only two blaz- stupid ghast! You’re about to get your face wrecked off. So, get mad. And, R.I.P. in peace.

//attacks ghast with bow// No, I missed? Oh my god, come on. //tries again// Really? Come on, man. Come on. That’s gonna- //tries again// Seriously? //tries yet again// Can I not hit him? I’m wasting all my arrows, why can I not hit you? Oh my god.

This is real obnoxious. Lemme just bat- bat the ball back at him. You wanna play baseball? You wanna play baseball? Do you wanna play baseball! And- //bats it back, misses// Oh, come on dude. If I could get a, if I could get a hit from this far out, I’d be, I would be in the majors.

//tries again// There we go, there we go- oh my god! Lead the shot, lead the shot- //bats it back again// -boom! ...Nope. Oh you’re done, you’re so done. You’re so done- //charge explodes// -and a half.

//charge explodes// Boom. And...let’s just arrow him, please.

CaptainSparklez has just earned the achievement [Return to Sender]

Hoooohohoho, Return to Sender with an arrow! How does it feel?! How does it feel? That couldn’t have felt good. See ya, bud. See ya, bud!

[Russian accent] I want to try this anymore- [regular voice again] okay, come on- alright, there we go! //attacks blaze// Let’s go for ten blaze rods. Ten. One more, one more. That’s all we need. Ten blaze rods and I’ll call it a day.

Alright? Can we- can we handle that? Can we get one more? One more volunteer? One more taker? That would be great- there we go! Two more tak- we got two more takers! Alright, cool! And that’ll be it, ten blaze rods. We’ll go with that, we’ll go with that.  

Alright. I’ll check Tom’s place first because it’s on the way. And uh, ye. Oh yeah, I should do- I should trade some materials. What do I have on me? Um, I could trade a couple blaze rods for it, or a blaze rod, or- I guess, blaze rods are easy to come by, because I have ten of them, but still no ender pearls.

Okay, here we go. Alright, Tom! This is just uh, me giving you a fair trade. Nothin’ uh, nothin’ wrong with it. Just don’t- don’t do it- //creeper sizzles, blows up// Oh. Sorry about that! Sorry, just- //kills spider// -some landscaping to the, the entryway to your bridge and stuff, it’s fine. Nothing to worry about.

Alright. Let’s see. So- //opens chest// -magma cream, not bad. Not bad. Any ender pearls...any ender pearls. Do’s you gotz them? //continues searching// ...no, no... 

//sees book// “Gifts by Dianite?” What is this? Gifts by Dianite. Um... //opens the book, reads it aloud//

Thomas. 

Go to your guest house.  To find what you desire.

Do not let me down. 

I feel like he’s probably already read this, but it was worth checkin’ out. //continues looking for ender pearls// Um...no, hm. Just goin’ for a freakin’ ender pearl here, that’s all I want! 

Alright, Tucker, let’s go to your watery abode. [laughs] Oh, it’s such a mess. I kinda feel bad for him, how much of a mess his place is! [laughs] Oh boy. 

Is all the glass taken out on his walkway as well? It’s just- yeesh. That was harsh, I’m not- //sees temple ruined// oh my god, didn’t he have a completed like- dude, Tucker had like a completed, whole temple goin’ on up there. Is that destroyed too? Oh god.

Tucker. Dude, I’m sorry. He can’t even- he can’t even defend himself. He’s just like, on a plane right now. That’s uh, ouch. Ouch. And that’s- that’s quartz blocks too. That’s expensive. Dude, that sucks. [chuckles] 

Well, let’s see. Um- //tries to mine his way into the now-aquarium// Actually, oh- is that an axe? Hold on. That’s wood. ‘Kay. //tries again with axe// And let’s just mine our way on in here. Wait oh is that- //breaks glass// Oh, that’s glass. The heck? //finally breaks in//

Alright, let’s see. [laughs] Poor guy! He has gotten the butt end of- //finds yellow wool// -oh, that’s yellow wool. I thought that was gold. Um- he’s gotten the, the butt end of the deal here. 

Uh, I don’t know- I don’t actually know what ender pearls look like in this texture pack. So. What’s this? //finds book// “Altar 101 by CommunityMC?” //reads it aloud, except the last line//

Today I have given you the power to speak to your god from above. 

How to use:

Write a book signed by yourself and drop it into the pool.

Wait for your desired wish or request to happen or not.

Huh. I wonder what would happen if I...what if I prayed to either Dianite or Mianite? Like, would something happen? Or would they just ignore me? [disgruntled noise] Elitists! //continues looking through chests//

***30:00***

Uh, well, I’m not finding any...oh, Tucker had a door. [laughs for a few seconds] That’s okay. Don’t worry. //replaces wood// I can give him- I can give him- [laughs for a few more seconds, eventually turns to an evil laugh] 

Well, I’m sure he has glass somewhere around here. Does he? [still laughing, searching through chests] Does he really not have glass? Does he have sand at least? There, he has sand. Okay. Let’s just- here you go, man. Here you go. //smelts sand// I’ll fix it up for ya. [laughs]

//opens “mailbox”// How bout this? Any ender pearls? Um...no, how bout up here? Anything- anything, ender pearls? //searches bedside chest// Ender pearls, come on! No? 

 //replaces glass// Sorry about that man. [laughs, outro starts playing] Well, no ender pearls here. Apparently, ender pearls are just hard to come by. I’m not worried. Again, I’m sure it’s banned. I’m sure it’s banned, so. It is what it is. Just would’ve been nice to have one at least.

[outro plays]

So, so sorry for the lack of activity everyone! Hopefully now that summer’s around the corner, we can get back into making these more frequently. Let me know if anything needs to be changed on this one!

-Rina

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Season 1 Episode 7: Casa de Sparklez

CaptainSparklez = Jordan

Transcript below; episode dialogue under the readmore.

Jordan was the only one in this episode, so the whole thing is under a readmore. :P

Also note, re: the timestamp tracker things, because this episode is super short and just involves Jordan speaking, I’m doing them roughly every three minutes instead of every five minutes.

Alright, what’s goin’ on dudes and welcome back to some more Mianite. Got something a little different for ya today. Bit of a change of pace, thought I’d give you all a house tour, or- (chuckles) well, I thought I was gonna give you a house tour ‘til I got on the server, uh, earlier on in the day before everyone else got on, like, “Okay, let’s just do a lil’ house tour since I finished it up for the most part yesterday,” but, but- no. Obviously- //zooms in on house// -uh, hey, it’s filled with cobwebs! 

So that’s happened over the course of like, the last fifteen hours or so. I don’t know, I actually do not know who did that, so I cannot exact my revenge yet, but I guess we’re gonna go on a, a cobweb-filled house tour. Oh, joy. 

Um, so a couple things have changed since, uh, the last video was uploaded. One of the them being that I, I switched over to using Sphax, the uh, the texture pack. One twenty-eight by one twenty-eight. So it looks uh, pretty nice and fancy and stuff, and I also installed OptiFine, so that the uh, the glass textures are all smooth and uniform. So uh, yeah.

Anyway, those two things combined make our house look cool, with the exception of the fact that it’s uh, filled with cobwebs. I thought I’d start far away so you’d get like a nice lil’ view of it, you know, from- from pretty far away. It looks, it looks pretty, pretty nice and okay, I think, um. 

And then someone, was this in the-? I can’t remember if this was in the last episode that I posted, but um, yeah, there’s uh, my head up there. I- I think it was. Yeah, ‘cause I was building the, the railways and whatnot, or finishing it up. And uh, so yeah. Still got my uh, my head over there. That’s just uh, hangin’ out. 

But let’s uh, let’s go on up. I feel like I should eventually make some sorta nice staircase up to uh, up to my beautiful home. I’m actually, I’m actually kinda proud of it! I think it looks really nice! With the exception of- (annoyed sigh) -the cobwebs, and- and because I think it looks very nice, it means it’s probably just gonna be a target. 

But I, I put in, I put in some defense systems, um, and by defense systems, I mean that I have a code of honor. And the code of honor is- //reads off signs// -”Casa de Sparklez,” and uh, “Safe Zone, No touchy touchy.” So because that sign is here, it emits a forcefield around the whole house that was supposed to protect it. (annoyed voice) Apparently it didn’t. Uh, so now it’s filled with cobwebs. Am not entirely pleased with uh, with that fact. So um, yeah. //eats carrots// Cobwebs. Everywhere. 

Good thing I have a- I guess I’m, what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna, I’ll start off by giving you a nice tour of the exterior. And then uh, we’ll chop our way through (chuckles) into the, the basement, and I’ll fetch an iron sword, ‘cause I, I don’t wanna waste this thing on just destroying tons of- It had to- So, here’s the thing: the cobwebs had to have been done by either Mianite or Dianite, right? Because there’s no other way someone would’ve gotten that many cobwebs. I mean, you need Silk Touch shears, but that is a lot. That is a lot of cobwebs. 

So it was done by either Mianite or Dianite, and so that means either someone prayed to get cobwebs to fill my house, or- or, and this is more likely, it had to have been- I’m sayin’, I’mma say it was Champwan, because he is the only one I feel that could’ve been on, that could’ve immediately gotten access to a whole bunch of cobwebs, because he is Mianite’s helper.

***3:12***

Which means that Mianite has turned against me, even after- even after Dianite was mad at me. Which means I’m all alone here, on my own, on Ianite. Even after I helped Mianite inadvertently. I killed a Dianite follower. //starts chopping through cobwebs// I think that’s why, that’s why Dianite was, was mad at me. But, dude. Like, man. 

So everyone has- it’s me against the world here. Alright. Good to know, good to know. Welp, why don’t I just uh, I suppose I’m just gonna dig my way down into the (chuckles), into the basement, and uh- I just don’t wanna waste an entire diamond sword on- god dangit. God dangit, man. (chuckles) 

Well, at least it’s not as bad as my whole house turning into a, into acacia, because that would- dude, that was just, ugh. //starts making his way to the basement// Oh, man. So um, yeah, after- after cutting the last, the last video off, um, in the- in the stream at least, I uh, worked and tried to get the house converted back into birch. And then uh, NadeShot was, was kind enough to uh, to go ahead and uh, and actually finish the rest, and he- //sees sign in basement// 

Sign reads:

Pros don’t talk shit :) <3

What is-? Okay. Who wrote “smiley face-heart?” Yes. Um, well I- okay. I mean, I agree with that statement, that pros don’t talk shit. I mean, that is in fact a thing. But uh, I don’t know how it relates to putting down cobwebs in my house. That’s not much of a clue leading me to who did it, but I think it must’ve been Champwan. There’s like, I can’t- I can’t figure out another logical thing. 

Like, Tucker- Tucker went on, he’s goin’ off on vacation. He didn’t have time to get back on the server. I don’t th- I don’t think it was NadeShot or Hex. I don’t, because NadeShot was being my buddy, and so that would be a heck of a, a change of pace. 

Um- oh, why am I still using this? //opens chest// Could’ve been Tom. Could’ve been Tom, Tom may have had a trick up his sleeve. So, I dunno man. Anyway though, let me uh, I put my iron sword in here- //exchanging iron sword for diamond sword// -may need to make another one as well. 

Uh, oh- but, house tour, by the way! (chuckles) Meanwhile, I’m so focused on getting rid of all the cobwebs. So uh, this is the basement, everyone. And um, R.I.P. sign. //chops down sign with axe, chunks glitch// Whoa, that was weird. OptiFine, whatchu doin’? 

Uh, so this is the basement. Well, I didn’t even, I- pfft, totally forgot to welcome you to the entrance and everything! I’ll have to redo it. But, but y’know. I’ll take you back up there, I’ll give you an official warm welcome. Anywhosers, uh, got our iron ingots, and I guess take some sticks. I may need to make another iron sword, but we’ll see. 

So yeah, this is the basement! Got some uh, storage down here. Got a workbench and stuff! It’s uh, pretty nice and nifty, can expand if we want to in the future, but that’s that for now. //starts destroying cobwebs upstairs with his iron sword//

***6:03***

Um, let’s walk back to the entrance. Uh, welcome to the entrance hall. It’s uh- I kinda feel like it needs a chandelier or something, except I unfortunately made it an even width, so it can’t attach at like a single point. Um, but yeah. //chunks glitch again// 

So- whoa, whoa. Whoawhoawhoa what happened?! Oh dear. Hold on just a moment, there we go, heh. F3-plus-A. Okay, thank you! //destroys cobwebs// Um, well, actually since I already started clearing the living room, why don’t we go and take a look at the living room? I don’t think I’m gonna be able to clear out all the cobwebs, uh, in the time allotted by this, this house tour.

But uh, yeah, welcome to the- god dangit. (chuckles) Welcome to the living room! I even put in a little bit of furniture made outta spruce wood. We gotta couch, um, a little coffee table, and I feel like I need to add like, a TV or something to uh, to this stand right here. But I don’t have any black wool on me, and I think black wool would be like a good TV structure.

Let’s just clear out the sitting area at the very least. Okay. //string drops on pressure plate and opens door// And clear out the doors. And, okay- there we go. Now at least we can exit. Okay, good. Good stuff, my sword’s running out. Why don’t we get out on the deck? 

Alright, so this was the living room. Um, yeah. Got a few paths that we cut through the cobwebs. It’s good stuff, good stuff. Welcome to the, the patio, though. Like, this is- this is where just everything comes together, right? So we’ve got just a, a nice lil’ deck here. It has the infinity pool, you’ve seen that before already, but just to, to reinforce what’s goin’ on here.

Entrance hall is- entrance area’s up there. Just a lil’ bridge, you know, I dunno if you noticed it was a bridge. And uh, so yeah, we got, we got the infinity pool goin’ on. I just realized, this is like Minecraft Cribs, more or less. Except I, I need to be in like third person for that to happen. //switches to 3rd person// 

Yeah, so uh, so this is the uh, this is the infinity pool right here, yeah. Me and my uh, armor. (laughs) And then uh, I think you wanna see the view more, so. //switches back to 1st person// But anyway, continu- the deck continues on, and then uh, then we’ve got ourselves a re-entry right over here. 

//chunks glitch yet again// Alright, cool. Let’s uh- OptiFine, whatchu doin’? Um, anyway. Okay. So, then uh, yeah! You’ve seen the living room now. Now let’s go up to the uh, the second floor! Let’s chop our way through- (incredulous voice) -two layers of cobwebs now! It’s gettin’ even, even worse. Nice. (chuckles)

So it’s a uh, it’s a two-bedroom house. Although I guess if you counted the basement as a bedroom, that could be three. Um, but it, it’s two bedrooms with a good amount of square footage- //sword breaks// -and uh, also two- (sighs heavily). Another iron sword. (annoyed voice) God dangit! So obnoxious. 

Um, okay- //crafting iron sword// -so we do that, and- boom, and hopefully that’ll be enough to at least allow me to chop my way through the rest of the tour. Oh boy. So uh, yeah. Anyway, this is- I think this is, this is gonna be the guest bedroom, even though I initially designed it to be the master. Um, I think it turned into- it’s, it’s a little bit smaller, so I think it’s- it’s more of a guest bedroom. But, I mean, it’s not a bad guest bedroom by any means. 

***9:00***

Like, I would stay here gladly. I would [indistinguishable] B-and-B this up. And uh, (soft but high voice) it would have so many people wantin’ to stay here! They’d be like, “Dang! What a view man!” I’d be like, “Yeah, you know it! I designed it myself! I designed it myself.” 

(normal voice again) Okay. So anyway, guest bedroom right there. Then uh- actually, I should mine out from this side so you get to see the uh, the nice little overlook-internal-balcony dealio over the uh, the living room. Yea-uh. Okay. Cool, cool. 

Alright, so yeah! Check it out, we gotta nice little overlook over the uh, the living room. I feel like we need some art or something. Um, I don’t know. Somewhere at, at some point. But uh, I think it looks uh, it looks alright! //starts chopping through cobwebs again// 

So yeah, we got that. We got the uh, the overlook, and then movin’ along into the master bedroom, which is now three high in uh, in cobwebs, which is great. Man, alright, thanks. Thanks, whoever did this. Much uh, much appreciated! I cannot see a thing within the master bedroom. 

So, the reason why I thought this would be the master bedroom: It’s slightly larger than the guest bedroom, and it also like, I made it so there’s- it goes up, uh, a block in elevation as well. Which, you know, whenever there’s a room that has two elevations contained within, you know that’s a fancy room. (chuckles) 

So this, uh, I put down a lil’ bed. I can’t sleep in it, unfortunately, because um- well, I could sleep in it, but it’s not gonna do anything, because not everyone on the server is, uh- actually... //checks who’s online// Um- oh, Hex is on, so. I uh, I can’t actually cause the night to pass, unfortunately. But um, you know. //sun rises in-game//

Yeah, there we- or did I?! Wait. What the- //clips into glass, ends up on exterior of house// Oh, and I just- I just went through the glass. (chuckles) Alright. Wait a minute, is that change- I thought everyone had to be sleeping at the same time. Or maybe it’s just the uh, the way the server’s set up? Okay. Or I, or somethin’ changed and I wasn’t aware of it. 

//goes back into house, chunks glitch again// But that’s cool! Alright, I don’t mind that. I don’t mind that. (chuckles) So it’s daytime now. Woohoo! Cool, cool. So anyway, master bedroom, got a, a really nice ocean view. And uh, that’s uh, that’s basically it for the house tour. You’ve uh, you’ve seen most of it. Albeit, uh, not in totally perfect condition, but um, at least you’ve seen it, nonetheless.

Sword’s about to, about to break, which is uh, good. //chops last cobweb in master bedroom// But- hey, there we go! Cleared it out just about enough for you to get a good uh, good view of it all! So uh, yeah. That is uh, the Casa de Sparklez, or “La Casa de Sparklez.” Um, however you prefer to phrase it. So uh- oh yeah, by the way, that’s the kitchen, got some furnaces I put down- bumpin’ my mic, don’t worry about it. 

So uh, yeah, you know. Hopefully you’ve enjoyed this lovely house tour! Just a lil’ change of pace, ‘cause you know, I was streaming uh, I was streaming uh, well I guess a couple days ago, when this goes up. Um, so I’ll post this tomorrow. So uh, yeah, and then I- //attacks spider// -I finished the house, but in the background, there was just like, lots of drama goin’ on and I was like, “I just wanna get a nice, peaceful tour of the house and just standalone.”

Anyway, if you- if you wanna watch the last stream that happened though, um, it’ll be linked in the description. And uh, yeah! Don’t forget to follow on Twitch and, and Twitter and Facebook and everything so you can uh, know when I am streaming on Mianite in the future. So uh, yeah. //outro music starts playing//

On that note, thank you guys for watching! And uh, if you enjoyed, a rating would be much appreciated, that’s about it! I’ll see ya next time! (waves)

//outro music//

A note from Rina: I’m super sorry this is so late in posting! Reo did mention wanting to get this + the next ep up within the past week and a half or so. I’ve had a lot of personal stuff going on and school’s been really stressful, but hopefully things will become more regular. And as usual, feel free to let us know if there’s anything we can do to make the transcripts more accessible and such! 

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Welcome our new mod, Liam, to the MWC team!

Hey everyone, Rina here! Just wanted to let ya know, we’ve got a new mod on the team now, Liam, aka ealop. You should come by and say hi/welcome him and Reo! :3

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Welcome our new mod, Reo, to the MWC team!

Hey everyone! Mod R/Rina here (I’m just gonna start going by Rina, it’s less confusing :P) 

I’d just like to let y’all know you should come and welcome Reo, aka tiem-rrreester, to the MianiteWithCaptions team. He’s already working on transcripts and doing pretty awesome so far. 

So yeah, you should come say hi and welcome and all that good stuff!~