Hey everyone! We're fans of the YouTube series Mianite, and we thought the series could use a little help with accessibility to d/Deaf/HoH folks and anyone else who can benefit from captions. Let us know if you have any questions or need something included!
So, here’s the thing: Mianite With Captions is still going to be finished at some point! I’ve not forgotten about it. It’s still a goal of mine to finish the captions for all of the videos from Jordan’s perspective, but I have other personal matters to deal with first that have to take priority.
That being said: I’m putting Mianite-specific captions on hold for now, and I’m switching over to CaptainSparklez’s TrollCraft series. The episodes seem to be short enough to do efficiently, and when I’m done with those maybe I’ll have enough mojo left to keep up with Mianite as well.
I can’t make any promises for how long it will take me to get through Mianite. Initially I’d hoped to be done with it by now. That has obviously not happened. I’ve been dealing with a lot of personal stuff and I just haven’t been able to make this a priority for myself, especially since I’m doing this in my free time and I’m not getting paid for it or anything like that.
But I will promise you that it will be finished in the future. If and when Minite S3 happens, it will all be done by then.
And please, do let me know if there’s anything that needs to change wrt accessibility! The whole point of this blog is to make things like Mianite and other YouTube/video-specific series more accessible to folks. I’d still love your input on it. In fact, if you know of any resources for improving/creating captions and transcripts, I would absolutely love that. I haven’t been able to find many!
TL;DR: MWC is still going to be finished at some point, before season 3, but for now I’m doing captions on here for TrollCraft from Jordan’s perspective. Also, if you know of any transcript-making resources/how-tos on making better captions etc, please pass them along if you could! That would be much appreciated.
CaptainSparklez = Jordan
JoshModestep = Josh
TheOpTicNaDeSHot = Matt
Intro (Jordan speaking)
Here we go! Aaaaand...alright! So what’re we gonna do today? Well I guess, everyone in chat, everyone in chat is telling me that Tom has gone rogue. That’s- thats the uh, the phrasing that most people are using. I don’t know what that means. That means Tom isn’t on Dianite anymore? Is he like, off on his own? He’s just, he is his own team? “Team Syndicate?” Is that how it’s goin’?
//walks outta house// Um, because I mean, to be fair, I’m kind of- I am team Sparklez, because Ianite only has one player. So uh. (laughs)
(Jordan still speaking)
So let me, let’s see. Um, I’m gonna- I’m gonna first check my house to make sure that nothing is, nothing is wrong with it. //goes back inside// Um, let’s just- let’s just do a quick run-through. Seems like everything is good. At least as far as I can see. And uh, let’s check out the uh, the farms that I set up last time- //goes to birch farm// -um, that looks all good.
In fact, you know what I should do is before I get any further, I wanna have uh, birch trees in every slot, so let me just grow some more. //chops down birch trees// Chop up some more trees, get some more saplings, and that way I can have a, a full birch tree farm goin’ on. Be pretty good stuff.
I actually- dude, I really need to go on, I really need to go on a mining expedition, because um, I- I have like no iron and stuff. And it’s kind of a thing that I should probably have.
//chopping a tree// Almost done, and then I’ll- I’ll pick up the saplings as they drop. Alright, let’s get some saplings up in here. Five, six, come on, we can do better than that. Whatever, I’ll um- let’s see. I’ll drop some stuff off in the uh, in the storage area and come back, and hopefully there’ll be more saplings dropped by the time I do rrreturn! [he said “return” with a trilled “r”].
Okie d- //sees TNT and drops dead in his tracks// Why is there TNT here? I mean, did I- did I almost-? (laughs) Is there-? Was I supposed to step on a pressure plate to trigger that-? I’m kinda scared now! Is this on like, an inverter or something? Is the TNT stopping a redstone signal, and so when I break this TNT, it’s going to flip a switch that’s gonna set off more TNT and blow up my entire house?
I don’t...uh...ehhh. Mmm. (sucks in breath) Mm. Well. We have a bit of a conundrum on our hands. Or does he want me to destroy something around- //breaks a slab// -okay, let’s- let’s just check. Oh, okay, we’re good. We’re fine. There’s nothin- nothin’s wired in here. It’s just a piece of TNT. That’s all there is to it. It’s an innocuous piece of TNT.
//replaces birch slabs// Alright. I mean, I’ll take it, sure. Sure. //opens chest// Not gonna refuse your offering of, of TNT. I assume that was Tom who put that there, since he was last on the server.
(exhales) Alright. Yeah. You know what? I can, I can do my- my first actual like, harvest of my farm and stuff. Dude, I’m just havin’ a nice little agricultural time all to myself. Bein’ nice and, and neutral. There’s an angry enderman over there.
Twenty- oh, come on! Am I really not gonna get thirty saplings from this and be able to have a full farm? You’re killin’ me! There we go, another sapling. //leaves birch farm// Well, in the meantime, I’ll let the leaves decay, and uh, grab this stuff from over hyah (he said “here” really weird, so O.o).
Alright. Dude, I’m harvesting my own farm for once! And not stealing out of another person’s (laughs). Yep. I suppose I should make my own animal farm, too. I should check up on my uh, yesterday’s mishap, and see if uh, if the animals are still running amuck in the, in the pens, that I happened to let a creeper blow up and stuff.
//planting birch saplings// Alright, cool! Birch for days. Maybe I should move onto another type of tree (chuckles). Oh, boy. Well anyway, let’s- let’s check out on- let’s check out what’s goin’ on with everyone else-
JoshModestep: Sparkles, we haven’t been on for a while but just so you know
JoshModestep: you’re next.
-’cause uh, everyone’s...um. “Sparkles, we haven’t been on for a while but just so you know, you’re next.” Uh. //eats steak// Uhhhh.
(speaking as he types) What did I do? Why you hef be med?
CaptainSparklez: wat did i do
CaptainSparkles: y u hef be med
(clears throat) That’s not- that’s not- they’re probably, they’re probably still salty because I helped Tucker with the lava thing, kind of. But it was so worth it, man! It was so worth it!
JoshModestep: you poured lava on Tony?
(pained tone of voice) Yeah, but- but that was a long t- (lowers voice) -that was a long time ag- hold on, just a moment- //kills skelly// -that was...
(speaking as he types) But that was a long time ago, man. No need to let, uh, let things drag on.
CaptainSparkles: but that was a long time ago man
Captainsparklez: no need to let things drag on
Yeah- I mean, we can all, we can all be friends. We can all be friends. Ain’t no need- ain’t no need to be salty ‘bout things. //spider attacks him// Ey, spider, I don’t think so.
***5:01***
Let’s check out- I’m gonna, I wanna make sure my Scales of Justice are still intact, because I spent a long time ago on- time. Time ago? (laughs) A long time on those. Hey, they’re still intact! Alright, cool cool. Cool cool.
JoshModestep: is that an apology?
Um. (speaking as he types) Something like that.
CaptainSparklez: something like that
(speaking as he types) I am sorry for assisting-
JoshModestep: you’re dead.
I’m dead! (laughs) Oh god! Um, do you guys know where his base is?
JoshModestep left the game.
Do you guys know where his base is located- oh, and now he leaves. Alright man. Uh. Um- //is back at the animal farm// -oh wait, is everything cleaned up over here? Everything’s cleaned up! Oh man, lookit this! It’s all cleaned up and stuff. That’s cool.
So. (singsong voice) Where do we want to mine? Where do we want to mine? Do I want to- //eats carrots// -do I want to go and uh, and strip mine? Or do I wanna just find a new place and go caving? It’s a, it’s a bit of a dilemma that we’ve got on our hands here. You know?
We’ve gotta- gotta figure out what works best, right? Gotta figure out what w- actually, you know what I need to do: I really need to make this minecart exit, like, actually nice. So that’s what we’re gonna focus on first. I’ve totally neglected to do that.
So, how do we wanna do this? Do we wanna- we could just make a spiral all the way up to the top or something. Uh, but I do need some booster tracks to do that, which means- oh. I’m gonna need gold. Dang it, uh. (chuckles) Welp.
So I, I do need to mine and find gold anyway. So let’s just- I’m not, you know with all the, with all the drama that’s taken place, I’m gonna not steal gold from someone. I’m just gonna, I have to mine anyway, so I’m gonna mine. I’m just gonna mine, and um.
You know what I could do- you know what I could do? Is I could um, I could just create the railway between here and there- [indicating NadeShot’s place] -and strip mine it, or- eh. Eh. I’ll just go through the nether and try to find that portal. That’s what I’ll do. //eats steak//
//mining coal// [exhale] Oh, I really- I really wish that I knew where Modestep’s base was. I really wish that I knew where it was. It would make my life so much better. My life would be so much better if only I knew where it was. Oh well. Oh well.
//collects torch// Alright, alright. Let’s see- I guess, I’m gonna have to find another spot to descend. I mean, I could- I could strip mine, that’s still a possibility. That’s still a possibility. //eats steak//
[exhales and chuckles] Captain Dead End, here. Everybody, welcome to the stream- hey, we got another possible cave! Um, bets on dead end or not? Do we- //places torch// -everybody place your bets! //mines iron// Place your bets!
[imitating auctioneer] We have a, do we have- do we have uh, a diamond goin’ in on dead end? Do we have a diamond goin’ in on dead end? Do I have two? Do I have two? Going once, going tw- oh, we have tree diamonds goin’ in on dead end! Three diamond, three diamonds.
Do I hear a four? Do I hear a four diamonds goin’ in on dead end? Do I hear a four- five! Oh, five diamonds- okay, we have a five-diamonds bet on dead end. //proceeds to dead end// It is in fact a dead end! Whaddya know! Whoever put up the five-diamond bet, fork it over!
//destroys torch// See, I could make a fortune. I could make a fortune off of this. It doesn’t matter what the- it doesn’t matter what the cave is; I will make it a dead end, and people will be like, “That’s definitely not a dead end.” Oh, it’s- it’s a dead end. Most definitely a dead end, and I can assure you of that.
//mines into end of new tunnel// Is this also a d- this is also a dead end! Woohoo! Yer boi! The mayor of Deadendville is uh, in the building. Welcome everyone, welcome everyone. It’s uh, pretty- pretty good stuff. (chuckles)
I’m just gonna- I’m gonna create the Dead End Betting League. //heads towards opening under a tree// That’s uh, that’s what’s gonna- ohohooo! This is probably still gonna be a dead end, even though it looks very promising. //places down torches//
This actually, this looks promising, but I am the mayor of Deadendville- //mines coal// -so do we have bets? Do we have bets? Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen, on whether or not it’s a dead end. Place your bets. And by “dead end,” uh, a dead end by my definition will mean- //kills creeper// -oh, that may not be a dead end! That may not be a dead end down- I may have actually found something.
//mines iron// Alright! Well. Well, well, well! [weird Russian accent] What do we hef hyah? I may have just possibly uh, gotten lucky, or something. Let me just clear out all this stuff real quick. //mines coal// Yup yup, there we go.
Dude! Dude, wassup? Deadendville, uh, I may have just escaped Deadendville and gone elsewhere.
Let’s get ourselves some minecart tracks. Cool. I just don’t wanna- oh, hi! //sees pink creeper flashing, backs up// Whoa! Whoawhoawhoawhoa. Calm it down, calm it down. //kills it// There’s some grass growing in here, the heck? That’s not very common.
//attacks spider, spider attacks him// Uh- just knocked me into a cobweb. Rude. Rude!
***10:00***
Jordan: (under his breath) Dangit, um-
Matt: (suddenly) SPARKLEZ!
Jordan: Oh- Jesus! You- //unmutes teamspeak// Hi! That was terrifying, um, how’s it goin’?
Matt: Get out of my mineshaft. Now!
Jordan: (incredulous) What?!
Matt: That is mine! I claimed it!
Jordan: That’s not your mineshaft. I just found it! You’ve not cl-
Matt: No, no, no, I’ve been there. I’ve been there.
Jordan: No you- (laughs) I’m in there right now!
Matt: [indistinguishable] deceive you. I just didn’t put up torches ‘cause my gamma’s hacked- GET OUT. GET OUT NOW, WHILE YOU STILL CAN. I’m [indistinguishable]-
Jordan: Uh, no? No? //is mining coal//
Matt: -I’m watching your stream. Aw, man. Don’t take my spawner, dude! There’s two in there, I- [stutters]
Jordan: What do you- what do you mean?
Matt: We could share the spawners.
Jordan: Take your- which, which spawner?
Matt: Did you- did- you did not just destroy that spawner.
Jordan: (laughing) Wait, the- the poison spider one?
Matt: You did not just do that.
Jordan: (high pitched voice) Why do you want the poison spider- I just, I... (laughs)
Matt: To get XP, man! I’m tryin’ to, I’m tryin’ to grind out these ranks!
Jordan: Okay, okay. There are more efficient ways to get XP than standing next to a spawner and waiting for spiders to spawn.
Matt: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...I’m gonna have the spawners come to me! It’s a- I don’t, I-
Jordan: Oh! You were, you were waiting to get the uh, the silk touch- well no, silk touch won’t work on spawners. Silk touch won’t work. Um, is that- is that what your plan was? Because it won’t work.
Matt: Wait wh- it won’t work with poison spider spawners?
Jordan: //kills skelly// No, like silk touch just doesn’t work on spawners.
Matt: Nah I was just gonna, I was gonna mine everything out and turn it into an XP grinder, but that’s okay. Whatever works.
Jordan: Ohhh, you were gonna make the XP grinder there, though.
Matt: Yeah. Th- it’s cool, man. You can go into my mineshaft which I’ve already claimed and just screw everything. It’s cool, dude. I- it’s alright.
Jordan: //destroys cobwebs// This is- (laughs) You- I don’t see a claim on this! There is no claim!
Matt: Well watch out for the TNT then, because that’s my claim.
Jordan: Uh- //eats steak// -where is this TNT located?
Matt: Why would I tell you that?
Jordan: What- I don’t understand, there is no claim!
Matt: I’m gonna watch your stream, I’m gonna stalk it, and as soon as you hit that TNT, I’m hoppin’ in the server and grabbin’ my things, AKA your things, AKA I’m stealing them.
Jordan: Woooow! Ey, even after I helped you. I helped you, you should-
Matt: What do you mean? I didn’t see that far. What’d you do?
Jordan: Uh, well, why don’t you get on the server? //mines iron//
Matt: I’ll get on for a second. I- I can’t stream right now, but I’ll, I’ll hop on and check it out. I’m curious as to what you’re talking about.
Jordan: Why? Why can’t you stream, man?
Matt: Uh, I still have to get some videos uploaded real quickly, and then I’ll be free.
Jordan: Mm. Okay. Well, you should still get on and, and see, ‘cause I’m a nice guy. I am a nice guy, man. ‘Kay?
Matt: What- I’m cur- I don’t even- I don’t have any reference, so what- what did you do that was nice?
On screen: “Earlier That Day”
(rewinding squeak)
(Jordan speaking)
‘Kay, goin’- I’m goin’ up to uh, I’m goin’ up to the roof here. Goin’- I just see little, little redstone spots. Is this an indicator that there’s like a blood- it’s like a blood trail. Oh god! I’m gonna stumble upon like a murder here.
This doesn’t look good, man. This doesn’t look good. It’s gonna happen. Is this clouds? Oh no, that’s just the- oh. Oh. Oh bo- oh man. Oh, man. Blood. Blood everywhere. Ouch.
Got some- we got some carnage. The roof is, the roof is blown up, the roof is on fire. Welp. I dunno if uh, I dunno if NadeShot lost anything in that. Um, that’s a, that’s a bummer man.
Well, he’s got some uh, glass on him, at least. //goes through chests// Anything- no? Alright, well, I guess- I mean, that’s not too difficult to be repaired. That’s not- should I, should I be a nice guy and rebuild it for him? Should I do that?
Aww, I’ll be nice. I’ll be a nice guy and I’ll rebuild it for him, and we can be buds, and everyone can be friends. And everyone can start going rogue. //starts placing dirt// And it’s gonna turn into Every Man For Himself factions, and uh, yup. That’s exactly what’s gonna happen.
Jordan: -top, see, there was a big hole. There was a big hole in the top of your platform. And I was like, “You know, that’s sad. ‘Cause he’s gonna stumble upon that.” And so I was like, “You know what? Let me just repair the explosion that, that Tom did here.”
Matt: Wait, he...? Was there like a crater, or...?
Jordan: It was just- it was just blown up and stuff.
Matt: He blew up my base. He blew up my chests. Is that what you’re tellin’ me?
Jordan: That is- that is what I was told. I was told that Tom went rogue, and um, and things went down. //stands off with spider//
Matt: Oh, he is done, dude. He’s done.
Jordan: (laughs)
Matt: I’m, I’m, I’m- I’m quittin’ it, dude. I don’t wanna be Dianite anymore. I wanna be Ianite with you.
Jordan: Do you?
Matt: You are so nice. Thank you for fixing my island, man.
Jordan: No problem, no problem. //finds minecart with chest//
Matt: I’m not gonna- uh, there’s no TNT in there, I was lying. It was a bluff.
Jordan: Oh, okay.
Matt: I’ll be honest with you now, since- since you’re my pal and you helped me out.
Jordan: Alright. //destroys cobweb//
Matt: I was bluffing. (a beat passes) Wow.
Jordan: So are you, are you, you switchin’ over to the, the neutral side?
Matt: Well, not- well, nah, I can’t do that now, I have to get revenge, dude. Like, there’s-
Jordan: Well, no- but Ianite, Ianite is neutral unless provoked.
Matt: (understanding tone) Ohhh.
Jordan: Yeah. Yeah.
Matt: I like- I like the sound of this. Huh.
Jordan: Uh-huh. So I mean, if you’ve been provoked, by all means, retaliate.
***15:00***
Matt: I’ve been provoked by everyone, man.
Jordan: Except me. Except me.
Matt: Yeah, except you, the nicest guy in the server. But that- that could be a testament to what Ianite really stands for though. I dunno- [indistinguishable]
Jordan: //destroying rails// Again, I haven’t, I have not been provoked by you. I wait to, I do the defensive strike. Not the offensive strike.
Matt: I can dig it. Aite, aite. Well, (exhales) man, I cannot believe Tom did that. I dunno if I had anything important in those chests though, really.
Jordan: I dunno man. I don’t know what you had.
Matt: I think we’ll be good. I just really appreciate the fact that you kinda fixed up my island for me man.
Jordan: Mhm.
Matt: Real nice of you dude. I’ll be back on the server in probably around like twenty, thirty minutes, alright man? And then hop back in the call, and we can get down to business and talk about this Ianite stuff, alright?
Jordan: Alright, sounds good, sounds good. I’ll be- I’ll be in the mine shaft.
Matt: Alright, sounds- //sound cuts out for a moment// -aite. Well, I guess you can have it. It’s cool though, I discovered it yesterday, no big deal. Just wanted to put that out there, [indistinguishable] that it was mine, but I’m handin’ off the exploration to you. That’s cool, whatever man.
Jordan: //mining coal// Okay, okay.
Matt: It doesn’t hurt my feelings or anything. [laughs]
Jordan: You should’ve put down torches as an FYI though. You should’ve put down torches.
Matt: Yeah, I’m gonna turn- I’m gonna figure out how to turn down my gamma real quick. Then I’ll get on.
Jordan: It’s in your options, uh, options properties or something in your .minecraft folder? //opens chest on minecart//
Matt: Okay. Yeah. I’mma just- [indistinguishable]
Jordan: //realizes there’s diamonds// Ooooooh, two diamonds in a chest! Woohoo, there we go. There we go.
Matt: Okay. Okay. This is- this is just unnecessary man. I’ll talk to you later. I’ll see you soon.
Jordan: [sheepish laugh] See ya.
(Jordan speaking)
Oh, there! More gold. Thank you, booster tracks here I come. We’re scorin’ on the resources. Alright. [indistinguishable mumbling] And then- anything over here that’s worth checking out maybe?
//goes deeper and places torches// Take us any lower or is this about to dead-end? Dead-end. Alright, whatever man. Whatever.
There’s definitely- there’s more. There’s more. The gravel, to me, looks like some sort of stone and I get tripped up by it, ‘cause I’m like, “Can I destroy that?” And I’m like, “Oh, it’s just gravel. Fair enough.”
Let’s check out down here. Anything, or is this gonna be another dead end? Oh, this looks like a nice area. Okay, and that goes down even further, and it’s probably- [gasps because he sees diamonds]
Diamonds with yer boi! //mines them and finds more// Oooh more diamonds with yer boi! Alright, there- oh! More diamonds! Oh more diamonds! Ooooh more diamonds, that’s and eight-diamond run that we got goin’ on.
Alright! That is how we rock and roll on Team Ianite. Mm-hmm. I can live with this. I can live with this haul. Sweet!
Alright! We got a lotta stuff to smelt, don’t we? [chuckles] I’m gonna build some more furnaces, actually. Well, I- I suppose at least, I can get things started.
//placing iron and coal into furnaces// Uh, we’ll do like, thirty-two and then one-two-three-four. And uh, thirty-two and one-two-three-four, and- actually, I don’t really need to make more, do I? One-two-three-four, and...one-two-three-four.
Alright. I could make more furnaces though. It couldn’t hurt. May as well have a uh, a big kitchen. Big kitchen for all the kitchen-y, cooking-type things that I am gonna be doing.
Because I am a great cook. Just a fantastic cook if you were not aware. Just one of the best. One of the best. //takes four new furnaces from table and goes back upstairs//
Actually, on the topic of food, I am kind of excited because I am going to Las Vegas, and uh, there is going to be good food that is had. Uh, yep. I am lookin’ forward to that stuff! ‘Cause good food is very good.
And then like, to- dude, I’m goin’ on like, a good-food binge. Like, tomorrow night, before I even leave, I’m goin’ to get my favorite sushi place. And it is the best sushi ever.
Well, until- actually, I’m getting my favorite sushi place in LA tomorrow night, and then the day after going to get really good sushi in Las Vegas. //places gold and coal into furnace// Which, I dunno, we’ll have a little bit of a comparison on our hands, won’t we?
And then, yeah, and then the day after, more good food, and the day after maybe more good food, it’s just gonna be like, frickin’- I’m never gonna be able to eat again after this week because I’m just gonna be like, “Oh my god, it’s too much good food. How am I ever gonna like, not eat this good of food ever again?” [laughs]
Um, alright, let’s make one more diamond pickaxe and go for dat enchant on it! Alright, we’re playin’- we’re playin’ our luck here. We’re playin’ our luck here! //leaves house// See if we can get that Fortune!
I dunno if it’s gonna happen, it’s a risk! It’s not really a risk. We’d have to make a new diamond pickaxe anyway at some point, so. Hoo boy! Oh boy.
I’m probably gonna get like, Unbreaking Three on it and I’ll be like, “...thanks man. That doesn’t really help me out on its own.”
***20:00***
Sure, if it’s Unbreaking Three plus something else, then we’re good. But if it’s just on its own then...eh.
You know, funny story though. I can’t remember if I said this in a video or not, but like, the um- when I was at E3 eating lunch with my dad and a friend of my dad’s, he was telling me- my dad’s friend that is -he was saying that he was like, giving money to a homeless person, um, the other week.
And the person, in the middle of him giving them money, their cell phone rang. And the person, the homeless guy, was like, //puts hand up to ear like a phone// “Wait wait wait, just wait a minute, gotta answer my cell phone. Gotta answer my cell phone as you’re giving me money.”
[laughs] And then- I was like, “Okay, so you didn’t give him the money right” And he was like, “No, I gave him the money anyway.” And I was like- //stares into camera like he’s on The Office, shrugs// Okay. Well, that’s hopeless. [laughs]
//opens enchanting table// Um, ‘kay we’re going level thirty here. Goin- nope, not that one -we’re going level thirty! [sucks in breath] Everybody, fingers- I’m gonna, you know what? I’m gonna close my eyes a couple times, cycle through some enchants, and then we’re goin’ for it. We goin’ thirty!
//enchants the pickaxe// FORTUNE THREE! //fist pumps// Ya boi! Ya boi! It’s yer boi! Yes, yes, yes! Alright! There we go! There we go. See, that- I had to close my eyes, cycle through it- cycle through it a little bit, and then- alright. That’s how we roll. That’s how we roll!
If only I’d had that just now when I was getting the diamonds, but oh well. That’s um. [laughs] That’s- that’s good. That’s good! That is- that was, that made it worth our while. That made it all entirely worth our while.
So that thing’s gotta be, like, guarded, in the depths of some sort of- so this is why I need to make a dungeon now. I need to find lava and I need to make a dungeon so that I can protect this thing from all evildoers who may want to take it from me.
If uh- oh wait, oh god. That’s something to keep in mind though. What if Modestep- what if Modestep attempts to take revenge on me? Hmm.
(Note: he hadn’t moved places but there was a cut in the recording!)
Oh! Ender- uh...I can’t remember. Is ender chest based on a single player? Like, if I, if you’re in multiplayer and you put an ender chest down, right? Does that- it’s tied to your player, so someone else puts an ender chest down, they’re not gonna- they’re not gonna get it?
So if I hide an ender chest somewhere and keep another one on my person, then they can’t actually access the, uh, what’s in it. That’s a good call, if that works. That’s a- yeah, okay. So I need to- I need to make an ender chest then.
Alright. So I need to get some obsidian, Eye of Enders, and stuff, and yep. Okay. Cool, so that’s how it works. So we goin’- we gotta, we gotta go ender chest for all our valuable stuff. Don’t even need a safe then. Don’t even need a safe! Alright, cool.
Um, most embarrassing moment of all time. My most embarrass- I don’t even know what my most embarrassing moment is of all time. You know it’s funny, it’s funny. Okay. So, I’m just thinking of an instance that happened to me the other day. Um, [laughs].
So, so um. I occasionally, like, when I just listen to music, I’ll like, sing along to it. Um, in private, obviously. And so, I was the other day listening to music- //kills zombie//
-and I forgot about the fact that I had gotten an email notification from the building I live in, saying uh, “By the way, we need to look into something,” ‘cause the fire alarm was going off. The fire alarm was going off, it went off like six times falsely in the past couple of days.
And so they’re like, “We need to send someone in just to check your unit, um, make sure that the fire alarm is okay and it’s not malfunctioning.” I was like, “Alright. That’s, I mean, that’s fine.”
And I forgot about that, so I’m like, listening to music, singing along. Lo and behold, I um- //kills zombie// -apparently, just- I don’t know how long they were there.
But um, [chuckles] I get a- I initially, I closed my door, because I was like- uh, the door to my office room, because I knew they were gonna be there but then I forgot.
So then I get- as I’m like, singing along, I get a knock on my, my office door. //kills spider// Like, “Hey, we’ve just been checking all the- the fire alarms, and we need to check the last one in here.” And I’m like- [facepalms, talks quietly] Oh, god-
//creeper sizzles, blows up// NO! Don’t- I’m covering my eyes, creeper! Don’t take advantage of my vulnerability when I’m talking about embarrassment!
And I was just like- [facepalms again] “Oh, how long were you listening to that??? I am really embarassed right now!” [laughs] Uh, whoops. And um, so that was an embarassing moment that happened recently.
I didn’t even- I just, I didn’t even say anything. And the dude, the dude who knocked on the door was probably just like, trying to hold it in, ‘cause he didn’t say anything either. [laughs]
And uh, I was just like, “Oh, let’s pretend this never happened, ‘kay?” //kills skelly// “I’m not gonna say anything, you don’t need to say anything, we’re just gonna play it off. We’re just gonna play it off as if nothing ever ha- we’re good.”
***25:03***
“We’re good, ‘kay. Have a good day, sir. Check the fire alarm and be on your way, please. And let’s never think about this again.” [chuckles]
So, mm-hmm.
Alright, just get rid of this stupid fire so that I don’t have that same- hey! //attacks blazes// Hi there everyone! Thank you, thank you for your blaze rod. I’m gonna light on fire lots. Ow, it’s on f- I’m on fire!
And there’s a ghast trying to kill me. Hey, that was a good- that was good- only two blaz- stupid ghast! You’re about to get your face wrecked off. So, get mad. And, R.I.P. in peace.
//attacks ghast with bow// No, I missed? Oh my god, come on. //tries again// Really? Come on, man. Come on. That’s gonna- //tries again// Seriously? //tries yet again// Can I not hit him? I’m wasting all my arrows, why can I not hit you? Oh my god.
This is real obnoxious. Lemme just bat- bat the ball back at him. You wanna play baseball? You wanna play baseball? Do you wanna play baseball! And- //bats it back, misses// Oh, come on dude. If I could get a, if I could get a hit from this far out, I’d be, I would be in the majors.
//tries again// There we go, there we go- oh my god! Lead the shot, lead the shot- //bats it back again// -boom! ...Nope. Oh you’re done, you’re so done. You’re so done- //charge explodes// -and a half.
//charge explodes// Boom. And...let’s just arrow him, please.
CaptainSparklez has just earned the achievement [Return to Sender]
Hoooohohoho, Return to Sender with an arrow! How does it feel?! How does it feel? That couldn’t have felt good. See ya, bud. See ya, bud!
[Russian accent] I want to try this anymore- [regular voice again] okay, come on- alright, there we go! //attacks blaze// Let’s go for ten blaze rods. Ten. One more, one more. That’s all we need. Ten blaze rods and I’ll call it a day.
Alright? Can we- can we handle that? Can we get one more? One more volunteer? One more taker? That would be great- there we go! Two more tak- we got two more takers! Alright, cool! And that’ll be it, ten blaze rods. We’ll go with that, we’ll go with that.
Alright. I’ll check Tom’s place first because it’s on the way. And uh, ye. Oh yeah, I should do- I should trade some materials. What do I have on me? Um, I could trade a couple blaze rods for it, or a blaze rod, or- I guess, blaze rods are easy to come by, because I have ten of them, but still no ender pearls.
Okay, here we go. Alright, Tom! This is just uh, me giving you a fair trade. Nothin’ uh, nothin’ wrong with it. Just don’t- don’t do it- //creeper sizzles, blows up// Oh. Sorry about that! Sorry, just- //kills spider// -some landscaping to the, the entryway to your bridge and stuff, it’s fine. Nothing to worry about.
Alright. Let’s see. So- //opens chest// -magma cream, not bad. Not bad. Any ender pearls...any ender pearls. Do’s you gotz them? //continues searching// ...no, no...
//sees book// “Gifts by Dianite?” What is this? Gifts by Dianite. Um... //opens the book, reads it aloud//
Thomas.
Go to your guest house.
To find what you desire.
Do not let me down.
I feel like he’s probably already read this, but it was worth checkin’ out. //continues looking for ender pearls// Um...no, hm. Just goin’ for a freakin’ ender pearl here, that’s all I want!
Alright, Tucker, let’s go to your watery abode. [laughs] Oh, it’s such a mess. I kinda feel bad for him, how much of a mess his place is! [laughs] Oh boy.
Is all the glass taken out on his walkway as well? It’s just- yeesh. That was harsh, I’m not- //sees temple ruined// oh my god, didn’t he have a completed like- dude, Tucker had like a completed, whole temple goin’ on up there. Is that destroyed too? Oh god.
Tucker. Dude, I’m sorry. He can’t even- he can’t even defend himself. He’s just like, on a plane right now. That’s uh, ouch. Ouch. And that’s- that’s quartz blocks too. That’s expensive. Dude, that sucks. [chuckles]
Well, let’s see. Um- //tries to mine his way into the now-aquarium// Actually, oh- is that an axe? Hold on. That’s wood. ‘Kay. //tries again with axe// And let’s just mine our way on in here. Wait oh is that- //breaks glass// Oh, that’s glass. The heck? //finally breaks in//
Alright, let’s see. [laughs] Poor guy! He has gotten the butt end of- //finds yellow wool// -oh, that’s yellow wool. I thought that was gold. Um- he’s gotten the, the butt end of the deal here.
Uh, I don’t know- I don’t actually know what ender pearls look like in this texture pack. So. What’s this? //finds book// “Altar 101 by CommunityMC?” //reads it aloud, except the last line//
Today I have given you the power to speak to your god from above.
How to use:
Write a book signed by yourself and drop it into the pool.
Wait for your desired wish or request to happen or not.
Huh. I wonder what would happen if I...what if I prayed to either Dianite or Mianite? Like, would something happen? Or would they just ignore me? [disgruntled noise] Elitists! //continues looking through chests//
***30:00***
Uh, well, I’m not finding any...oh, Tucker had a door. [laughs for a few seconds] That’s okay. Don’t worry. //replaces wood// I can give him- I can give him- [laughs for a few more seconds, eventually turns to an evil laugh]
Well, I’m sure he has glass somewhere around here. Does he? [still laughing, searching through chests] Does he really not have glass? Does he have sand at least? There, he has sand. Okay. Let’s just- here you go, man. Here you go. //smelts sand// I’ll fix it up for ya. [laughs]
//opens “mailbox”// How bout this? Any ender pearls? Um...no, how bout up here? Anything- anything, ender pearls? //searches bedside chest// Ender pearls, come on! No?
//replaces glass// Sorry about that man. [laughs, outro starts playing] Well, no ender pearls here. Apparently, ender pearls are just hard to come by. I’m not worried. Again, I’m sure it’s banned. I’m sure it’s banned, so. It is what it is. Just would’ve been nice to have one at least.
[outro plays]
So, so sorry for the lack of activity everyone! Hopefully now that summer’s around the corner, we can get back into making these more frequently. Let me know if anything needs to be changed on this one!
First and foremost: I want to deeply apologize for the serious lack of activity on this blog! I have been super busy with school and it’s been hard to prioritize the transcripts. I haven’t heard from Liam or Reo but I know they’ve been really busy too.
I’m currently finishing up S1 E10 (as in, I’m going to publish it today! Finally!). E9 is in the works and will be up shorty thereafter. Just wanted to let you all know that this is still an ongoing project, and that 9 and 10 will be up out of order.
In any case, I really hope you’re all doing well! And as always, if there’s anything we can do to make anything more accessible, please let us know.
Hi guys, I just wanted to apologise for the lack of activity on the blog recently. Transcripts are currently being worked on and Episode 9 will be posted very shortly. Thanks for your patience
yeah there's a bunch of things that could make someone benefit from captions. maybe just say "for d/Deaf and HOH people and anyone else who needs it"? and yeah I'd love to submit transcripts, but I'm not sure which ones to work on
Yeah, that’s a good way of putting it :D
Right on! Basically add three to the last one posted (like, if the last one posted was 7, think ahead to 10) and do any after that one, from Jordan’s perspective. Any contributions are very much appreciated! Thank you so much!
1) this blog is awesome!! 2) it would be cool if your description acknowledged that there are other disabilities and things that might make someone need/benefit from captions 3) is there a way I can contribute to the transcribing effort?
Hey there, thank you so much!
Yeah, you’re right; absolutely. Personally, I have CAPD (central auditory processing disorder) so that’s definitely one of them, as well as folks who are d/Deaf/HoH. I could be wrong but I think people with misophonia also benefit from captions? We’ll definitely have to look into it and add to the description. Thank you for pointing that out!
As of now we’re not looking for any mods, but if there’s anything in the current transcripts and/or would like to help contribute transcripts through submission, that would be incredibly helpful!
Transcript below; episode dialogue under the readmore
Jordan: Alright! Welcome back, everyone! We’re back on the Mianite server. It’s been a few days, but I have a plan.
So, I know for a fact that Champwan was behind the whole cobweb incident, and as a result of that, (high-pitched) I think we own him a lil bit of payback. You know? Ianite does not attack unless provoked, but we were, in fact, provoked. So, welp. I guess that’s gonna be our mission here.
Um, the cobwebs were actually cleared out. I don’t know who did that, but I kinda wanna- I kinda wanna, like, I don’t know, thank them. Maybe it was Nadeshot. Nadeshot’s been pretty helpful; maybe Nadeshot actually helped clear out the cobwebs or something.
I also totally didn’t realize that, uh, cobwebs can be cleared out with water, so, uh, my bad for that. I-I just literally did not know that, um- but, uh, yeah!
Anywhozers. (I think that’s how it’s spelled??? D:) Anywhozers, I’m just gonna go check through my chests to make sure that there’s nothing- nothing crazy going on in here. Just make sure everything is still good; yep, those should all be empty. Alright. Cool, cool.
So, yeah, we’re- we’re good on the, uh- good on cobwebs, which is good, but now (laughs) it’s payback time. OK.
So I have an idea. I have an idea as to what we’re gonna do. Champwan doesn’t even have a Twitter, does he, so there’s no way people can, like, message and spoil this for him, so, uh, yeah. Unless someone- hmmm, someone gives him a heads-up. I hope- mmm, Tucker’s- Tucker’s outta town. He’s AFK. Don’t need to worry about that. Alright.
So, what’s the plan here? I have gunpowder, right? I have one. Um. I really do need some more gunpowder, right man? Gunpowder; four. So I have enough for- I have enough for one TNT. Mmm, which I think that’s all we need. How ‘bout sand? Am I good on- Am I good on sand because I could use some of dat, there we go.
Sand, so actually, why don’t we go and, uh, make oursel- I’m probably gonna get this reversed; I always- I always get it reversed when it comes to, like, bows and stuff and I got it reversed. Alright (laughs). Love it when I do that. Um, hold on just a moment. Boom. Boom, boom, boom, and OK, there we go, TNT. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom.
That’s all we need; I think that’s all we need. I don’t- I don’t know that we need to go any further than that. OK.
And then the next step iiis- oh, God, I forget the crafting recipe for the, uh, the trip- trip-hook-wire thing. It’s iron, wood, and a stick, right? Um, which I have all those things; iron, wood, and a stick. I just forget the order that it goes in the crafting table. Something like tha- There we go. Tripwire hook. OK.
You guys know what I’m getting-? You guys know what I’m getting at. (laughs) You know what I’m getting at, right? It’s gon’- It’s gon’ be great.
(On screen) *Technical difficulties commence* I switched streaming software, hence the slightly different quality and cropping on webcam
Let’s go ahead and I guess we’ll try to put the TNT to use! And you know, go and, uh, go and set up a little trap over in Champwan’s house, so- yeah, he’s gon’ get paid back so hard for his little cobweb mischievous behavior. He’s gon’ regret what he’s done. So, yeah, why don’t we go take our TNT and, uh, we’ll just mosey on over there. It’s gon’ be great.
Um- oh, nononono, I forgot I have to make the, uh- I have to make our trapped chest first, that’s why I made the, uh, the tripwire, so. Oh, I don’t know if, uh, the tripwire may have been cut out when I was, uh- when I got dropped as well, but anyway, the tripwire, I have the TNT, I just need to make a chest. OK, boom, that’s good, and let’s make ourselves a trapped chest. Alright. I have a sign. Cool. I think we’re good. This is gon’ be- This is gon’ be great!
Now we just have to hope that the *sighs* software holds up or my ISP holds up or whatever is causing me to drop like crazy. Let’s, ah, keep our fingers crossed that we can keep this going all the way through to execution.
The problem is Champwan’s not on, so I- we probably won’t get to see, like, the- the-the satisfaction of a, uh, successful prank, but, you know, at least- at least the setup will be there and, uh, we’ll hope that it- it works out and everything. Anyway. Let’s get this party started.
Oh, do I have my-? I don’t have my redstone on me. Dangit! I need to get my redstone, I also need to get, uh, what else? I guess just redstone. That is kind of a- a little crucial bit to this whole little trap we got goin’ on here. So, let’s make sure that we have everything we need. Can’t forget the redstone! That is an important- important part. Alright. Grab some of that, where do I have it? Right in- there’s some. OK, let me make sure I have everything I need. We have the trapped chest, we have the TNT, we have the redstone, we have a sign, I have carrots that I can use to make a face or something in the chest and, uh, I think we have all the necessary ingredients for a successful bit of ownage that we won’t get to see yet.
***5:09***
It’ll be a- be a little while until we do, but, uh, you know. Hopefully, it’ll all work out in the end so let’s roll on over. Alright. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Champwan, (affects accent) you are about to be destroyed! It’s gon’ be great! Well, you’re not- you’re not going to be destroyed immediately.
I wonder if- Is Tucker’s house still underwater? Has he just given up on that whole thing? (laughs) Yeah, it is. (laughs) He’s just like “nope, never mind.”
Oh! Check out the railway, though! I think Nadeshot’s been on a- a grind; this crazy grind trying to get tons of things built. So, um, let’s see. “Team Dianite Feel the WRATH!”? Oh, they, like, blew up- oh, they put down some TNT right there or something. Alright.
Welp, you know, let’s just go into here, and, uh, we’re gonna leave a present. We’re gonna just leave a nice present; where is, uh, some important stuff. (High-pitched, sort of British accent ig) Where would the important stuff be located, it seems like there might be some important stuff right hyah (Jordan says “here” with an accent, but with the inflection, he says hyah, which I think is much better than here). Yes. Maybe a little bit of important stuff. Mmhmm.
By the way- //opens chest, sees smiley face of carrots and a piece of paper that says ‘IOU - Tucker’// (laughs) No one- I guess no one has gone in there for a while. Alright. Welp.
Let’s, uh- Let’s leave a present. Let’s leave a little bit of a- a present down here. I think that sounds like a, uh- a good plan, right, yeah? //While mining pit for TNT and chest// ‘Kay, boom, and boom, and let’s go like that aaand let’s go, like, put some stuff down and things.
Actually, we don’t wanna put that down quite yet. ‘Kay, there we go. Aaand let’s just leave a present that ha- I don’t know, we actually spell out //places carrots// “HI”. (laughs) “HI.” (laughs again) In carrots. Alright. That’ll work. Good.
Um, and then- and then, you know, the, uh- the crucial- crucial ingredient. I just have to make sure- Let’s set everything up and put the TNT down last so I don’t accidentally trip this off myself. Um. //reading typing out loud// “A present for Champwan.” There we go. Yeah. It’s a nice present for him; he’s gonna love the present; it’s gonna be absolutely great: best present of all time and, uh, yeah.
I hope he enj- I hope he enjoys the present. I think he should. I hope he’s- I hope he’s grateful for the present he’s about to receive because that’s a good present! I don’t- I’m usually not this generous with people to give them those kinds of presents, so. I hope he enjoys it. A lot. And, uh, yeah! You know. //gives thumbs-up to webcam and laughs// Welp. Yup. There we go. It’s gon’ be great.
So, uh, I think that’s- I think that’s a good setup right there. Mmhmm. I don’t see anything out of the ordinary here. Just looks like a, uh- Just looks like a nice chest with a- a present inside it. Alright. Cool.
//laughs// Oookay. Works for me. I don’t think we need to go any more advanced with that. That’s, uh- That’s just about as basic as it gets and basic is good. So, anyway!
Um, and by the way, I- I did- I tested that configuration, so it worked that way, uh, before and it should work that way again. Although, at the same time- you know, I could do it in a different fashion. Um.
But actually, you know what? Just to- Just to prove to everyone that it works, because- I know there’s gonna be some debate until it actually happens, and I just wanna make sure everything is clarified here.
Um, I’m gonna go ahead and make a door. Just to show you that it will, in fact, work. Um, let’s make a door, boom. Boom. And go in here. Just- //mines the TNT back out// to prove a point. Let’s do that. Alright. Pick up the TNT once again, and- I’ll just place down a, uh- a door right next to it, so let’s do that and that. Put down the door, and- Whoops! ‘Kay and- //gets stuck on door// Hold on! Goddangit. //opens chest, door opens// Door opens. So. TNT will trigger, door will open, it’s, uh- it’s a working thing. Ye.
Alright, anyway! Sooo now that we’ve settled that, um. Yup. ‘Kay. Let’s get everything put back into place. Alright aaand boom, boom. And boom. Put that there and close it on up and we’re good, once again. Alright! Just so there’s no debate about whether or not this will work; it will work. Assuming that someone triggers it.
Alright. Okey-dokey. So anyway, what do we wanna do next? Well, I-I suppose- It’s been a long time since we’ve actually gone and-and searched for resources,-
***10:00***
-but, uh- ye, you know. Uh, we c- I actually wanna see what Nadeshot’s gone and done because he has been on a bit of a grind recently and, uh, you know, let’s- let’s see what-
They’ve, like, made a massive base up there in the sky. Let’s check this thing out. Let us check dis thing out.
Real quick and hopefully Champwan will be on at some point soon! Uh- //laughs// hopefully someone will tell him he has a present waiting for him; it’s a great present! It says “HI”. I do- I like- I mean I like presents that say “HI”; they’re the best kinds of presents that I like to receive! I like it when someone just says “HI” and is- is thinking of me. So. Mmhmm. Alright, anyway.
Let’s check out what they’ve gone and done here. So there’s the underground, uh- there’s the underground minecart track and I guess now there is the floating minecart track. Sounds pretty cool.
I do need to get myself a little bit of food, though. Um, could be worth harvesting some from them, I don’t know. Actually, I’ll probably go- I’ll just go back to Champwan’s house and go and harvest all of his food because that seems just about, uh, a pretty fair thing to do. You know, given that he filled my house with cobwebs. So, uh, yeah. Anyway.
Oh, look at this. Oh! A whole birch tree farm?! Dang. Now, what is that. Dine- Oh, “Dianite Railway.” //laughs// OK, but there’s no way to, like, get up to it. Hmm. That’s kinda cool, though. So they have- They have their own Dianite Railway system, a nice diving board.
How are you supposed to get up to the Dianite Railway, though? I guess I could just build up, check it out. Mmhmm. Could even build some stairs for them. Let’s see, let’s see. Hmhm, “Dianite Railway”, boom, and-
I don’t have a minecart track, but I could just run along it. Check it out. See what’s going on. Over here and stuff and th- and things. I think it leads to Tom’s house, if I am not mistaken. That’s what it looked like; I’m hoping I don’t fall off. //laughs// I’m gonna try to not fall off ‘cause that would be unfortunate stuff. Um.
Oh. I do believe that, uh, the- the Mianite head over there has, uh- has horns and lava coming out of its mouth. Um. How unfortunate. For it. That’s a sad, sad story.
Oh, are they building like a- Is Tucker building like a Parthenon? Up on there? Hold on, let’s check this out. Let’s check this out.
I feel like I should build some sort of- I need to build some short- sort of shrine to Ianite. Um, does anyone have suggestions for what that would look like?
I don’t know- oh, scales. Oh, scales, that’s actually a good call. Um. ‘The Scales of Justice’, or whatever they’re called? We could do that. We could do that. We could totally do that. I don’t know how, but we could totally do it. Alright, that’s, uh, that’s what we’re gonna build for Ianite is we’re gonna build the Scales of Justice. Mmhmm.
(humming to himself while mining cobble)
Anyway, let’s keep on building our Scales of Justice.
Alright, I am hoping that I don’t accidentally fall off and die. Like how there’s a zombie just waiting on me.
So how many blocks out do we wanna build? We want ‘em to be not that far out. Maybe like- so, one, two, three, four, five. Six, seven...um. We’ll do seven on each. No, maybe eight. Yeah, we’ll go eight. And then- We- Actually, we need it far enough away in order to have a yin-yang be built on whatever is hanging off of it. So, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and hopefully that’ll be enough. Um.
I could do some scaffolding like dis //places water//. Alright, and- //falls through floating water block// that’s not what I-! //hits the ground, receives no damage// ...That’s not how things should work. That’s not- That’s not how things should happen. That’s definitely not right. That’s- //connection lost screen pops up in-game// Oh! RIP, uh, Mianite server.
There we go! That is one Scale of Justice. Now I just need to make the, uh, other Scale of Justice and it will be pretty much good.
Did I do it properly? I- Oh, I accidentally connected in two places on that side. Um. That’s good. Let’s see, I can, uh- I can just delete the bottom one, er, the top one over there, though. OK, let’s just do that.
(singing Indiana Jones theme song) Uh, oh wait, lemme count- Umm, I should count, uh, how many blocks. You know what? Yeah, lemme do that. Lemme do dat.
//fighting skeleton// OK. Oh, God, skeleton, I hate you so much. Has my armor worn out yet? Nope, hasn’t worn out. I’m still good on my first set, but I’m actually gonna need to find some more, or, uh, could get a little bit dicey.
OK, so let’s check that out, man. Goddangit, skeleton, please stop.
***15:02***
Dude, Scales of Justice right up here, look at this. Beautiful. It’s beautiful. Those are some Scales of Justice if ya ask me. They’re gonna be like (lowers voice) “What in the world is this, man?” (laughs)
Yeah, I don’t know. (laughs) I don’t know, man. Could work. I feel like it’s just more difficult the first time around and then it’ll be easier. Um. That’s kinda..? Is that half-and-half right there? Um.
Oh, jeez. Um, let’s make a sign and we’ll- we’ll label these things!
And we will label these “”Ianite’s Scales of Justice”! ‘Kay, //typing// “Ianite’s scales of-” Er, actually, hold on. “Scales of jus-” Actually, this should be capitalized! It’s a proper noun. “Scales of Justice.” Boom. There we go. Alright. So that will be that. Completed! Check it out, man. Heh, they’re gonna be so mad. Gonna be so mad. Alright.
There we go, look at that. We got Dianite, we got Mianite, and we got Ianite’s Scales of Justice. If Ianite was not a thing before, Ianite’s a thing now. So they can all get mad. They don’t have the deity of- of fair- fairness and- and balance.
Um, I’ll label it on the other side; “Ianite’s Scales of Justice.” Boom.
Should- You know, if- if Mianite is barfing lava, should- shouldn’t Dianite be crying? I could make Dianite cry. Um- that’s not even, like, defacing, that’s just making him cry. I’m gonna make Dianite cry at the- the beauty that is the Scales of Justice.
Like so. Alright, poor Dianite. Just crying at the beauty that is the Scales of Justice. Alright. Job well done. Job well done. I may have accidentally extinguished a couple of the fires (laughs) but that’s OK. That’s OK //attacks creeper//. Alright, creeper. We’re- We’re good! Looking good, man, looking- looking pretty. Good stuff.
//outro music starts// I feel like I am- I’m gonna get (laughs) so griefed after what I’ve done here. I haven’t even done anything real bad, but I’m probably gonna get real griefed. //outro music//
Hey guys! Sorry this took so long to put up D: I had like three exams in the space of a week. But I hope y’all enjoyed this one!
Transcript below; episode dialogue under the readmore.
Jordan was the only one in this episode, so the whole thing is under a readmore. :P
Also note, re: the timestamp tracker things, because this episode is super short and just involves Jordan speaking, I’m doing them roughly every three minutes instead of every five minutes.
Alright, what’s goin’ on dudes and welcome back to some more Mianite. Got something a little different for ya today. Bit of a change of pace, thought I’d give you all a house tour, or- (chuckles) well, I thought I was gonna give you a house tour ‘til I got on the server, uh, earlier on in the day before everyone else got on, like, “Okay, let’s just do a lil’ house tour since I finished it up for the most part yesterday,” but, but- no. Obviously- //zooms in on house// -uh, hey, it’s filled with cobwebs!
So that’s happened over the course of like, the last fifteen hours or so. I don’t know, I actually do not know who did that, so I cannot exact my revenge yet, but I guess we’re gonna go on a, a cobweb-filled house tour. Oh, joy.
Um, so a couple things have changed since, uh, the last video was uploaded. One of the them being that I, I switched over to using Sphax, the uh, the texture pack. One twenty-eight by one twenty-eight. So it looks uh, pretty nice and fancy and stuff, and I also installed OptiFine, so that the uh, the glass textures are all smooth and uniform. So uh, yeah.
Anyway, those two things combined make our house look cool, with the exception of the fact that it’s uh, filled with cobwebs. I thought I’d start far away so you’d get like a nice lil’ view of it, you know, from- from pretty far away. It looks, it looks pretty, pretty nice and okay, I think, um.
And then someone, was this in the-? I can’t remember if this was in the last episode that I posted, but um, yeah, there’s uh, my head up there. I- I think it was. Yeah, ‘cause I was building the, the railways and whatnot, or finishing it up. And uh, so yeah. Still got my uh, my head over there. That’s just uh, hangin’ out.
But let’s uh, let’s go on up. I feel like I should eventually make some sorta nice staircase up to uh, up to my beautiful home. I’m actually, I’m actually kinda proud of it! I think it looks really nice! With the exception of- (annoyed sigh) -the cobwebs, and- and because I think it looks very nice, it means it’s probably just gonna be a target.
But I, I put in, I put in some defense systems, um, and by defense systems, I mean that I have a code of honor. And the code of honor is- //reads off signs// -”Casa de Sparklez,” and uh, “Safe Zone, No touchy touchy.” So because that sign is here, it emits a forcefield around the whole house that was supposed to protect it. (annoyed voice) Apparently it didn’t. Uh, so now it’s filled with cobwebs. Am not entirely pleased with uh, with that fact. So um, yeah. //eats carrots// Cobwebs. Everywhere.
Good thing I have a- I guess I’m, what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna, I’ll start off by giving you a nice tour of the exterior. And then uh, we’ll chop our way through (chuckles) into the, the basement, and I’ll fetch an iron sword, ‘cause I, I don’t wanna waste this thing on just destroying tons of- It had to- So, here’s the thing: the cobwebs had to have been done by either Mianite or Dianite, right? Because there’s no other way someone would’ve gotten that many cobwebs. I mean, you need Silk Touch shears, but that is a lot. That is a lot of cobwebs.
So it was done by either Mianite or Dianite, and so that means either someone prayed to get cobwebs to fill my house, or- or, and this is more likely, it had to have been- I’m sayin’, I’mma say it was Champwan, because he is the only one I feel that could’ve been on, that could’ve immediately gotten access to a whole bunch of cobwebs, because he is Mianite’s helper.
***3:12***
Which means that Mianite has turned against me, even after- even after Dianite was mad at me. Which means I’m all alone here, on my own, on Ianite. Even after I helped Mianite inadvertently. I killed a Dianite follower. //starts chopping through cobwebs// I think that’s why, that’s why Dianite was, was mad at me. But, dude. Like, man.
So everyone has- it’s me against the world here. Alright. Good to know, good to know. Welp, why don’t I just uh, I suppose I’m just gonna dig my way down into the (chuckles), into the basement, and uh- I just don’t wanna waste an entire diamond sword on- god dangit. God dangit, man. (chuckles)
Well, at least it’s not as bad as my whole house turning into a, into acacia, because that would- dude, that was just, ugh. //starts making his way to the basement// Oh, man. So um, yeah, after- after cutting the last, the last video off, um, in the- in the stream at least, I uh, worked and tried to get the house converted back into birch. And then uh, NadeShot was, was kind enough to uh, to go ahead and uh, and actually finish the rest, and he- //sees sign in basement//
Sign reads:
Pros don’t
talk
shit
:) <3
What is-? Okay. Who wrote “smiley face-heart?” Yes. Um, well I- okay. I mean, I agree with that statement, that pros don’t talk shit. I mean, that is in fact a thing. But uh, I don’t know how it relates to putting down cobwebs in my house. That’s not much of a clue leading me to who did it, but I think it must’ve been Champwan. There’s like, I can’t- I can’t figure out another logical thing.
Like, Tucker- Tucker went on, he’s goin’ off on vacation. He didn’t have time to get back on the server. I don’t th- I don’t think it was NadeShot or Hex. I don’t, because NadeShot was being my buddy, and so that would be a heck of a, a change of pace.
Um- oh, why am I still using this? //opens chest// Could’ve been Tom. Could’ve been Tom, Tom may have had a trick up his sleeve. So, I dunno man. Anyway though, let me uh, I put my iron sword in here- //exchanging iron sword for diamond sword// -may need to make another one as well.
Uh, oh- but, house tour, by the way! (chuckles) Meanwhile, I’m so focused on getting rid of all the cobwebs. So uh, this is the basement, everyone. And um, R.I.P. sign. //chops down sign with axe, chunks glitch// Whoa, that was weird. OptiFine, whatchu doin’?
Uh, so this is the basement. Well, I didn’t even, I- pfft, totally forgot to welcome you to the entrance and everything! I’ll have to redo it. But, but y’know. I’ll take you back up there, I’ll give you an official warm welcome. Anywhosers, uh, got our iron ingots, and I guess take some sticks. I may need to make another iron sword, but we’ll see.
So yeah, this is the basement! Got some uh, storage down here. Got a workbench and stuff! It’s uh, pretty nice and nifty, can expand if we want to in the future, but that’s that for now. //starts destroying cobwebs upstairs with his iron sword//
***6:03***
Um, let’s walk back to the entrance. Uh, welcome to the entrance hall. It’s uh- I kinda feel like it needs a chandelier or something, except I unfortunately made it an even width, so it can’t attach at like a single point. Um, but yeah. //chunks glitch again//
So- whoa, whoa. Whoawhoawhoa what happened?! Oh dear. Hold on just a moment, there we go, heh. F3-plus-A. Okay, thank you! //destroys cobwebs// Um, well, actually since I already started clearing the living room, why don’t we go and take a look at the living room? I don’t think I’m gonna be able to clear out all the cobwebs, uh, in the time allotted by this, this house tour.
But uh, yeah, welcome to the- god dangit. (chuckles) Welcome to the living room! I even put in a little bit of furniture made outta spruce wood. We gotta couch, um, a little coffee table, and I feel like I need to add like, a TV or something to uh, to this stand right here. But I don’t have any black wool on me, and I think black wool would be like a good TV structure.
Let’s just clear out the sitting area at the very least. Okay. //string drops on pressure plate and opens door// And clear out the doors. And, okay- there we go. Now at least we can exit. Okay, good. Good stuff, my sword’s running out. Why don’t we get out on the deck?
Alright, so this was the living room. Um, yeah. Got a few paths that we cut through the cobwebs. It’s good stuff, good stuff. Welcome to the, the patio, though. Like, this is- this is where just everything comes together, right? So we’ve got just a, a nice lil’ deck here. It has the infinity pool, you’ve seen that before already, but just to, to reinforce what’s goin’ on here.
Entrance hall is- entrance area’s up there. Just a lil’ bridge, you know, I dunno if you noticed it was a bridge. And uh, so yeah, we got, we got the infinity pool goin’ on. I just realized, this is like Minecraft Cribs, more or less. Except I, I need to be in like third person for that to happen. //switches to 3rd person//
Yeah, so uh, so this is the uh, this is the infinity pool right here, yeah. Me and my uh, armor. (laughs) And then uh, I think you wanna see the view more, so. //switches back to 1st person// But anyway, continu- the deck continues on, and then uh, then we’ve got ourselves a re-entry right over here.
//chunks glitch yet again// Alright, cool. Let’s uh- OptiFine, whatchu doin’? Um, anyway. Okay. So, then uh, yeah! You’ve seen the living room now. Now let’s go up to the uh, the second floor! Let’s chop our way through- (incredulous voice) -two layers of cobwebs now! It’s gettin’ even, even worse. Nice. (chuckles)
So it’s a uh, it’s a two-bedroom house. Although I guess if you counted the basement as a bedroom, that could be three. Um, but it, it’s two bedrooms with a good amount of square footage- //sword breaks// -and uh, also two- (sighs heavily). Another iron sword. (annoyed voice) God dangit! So obnoxious.
Um, okay- //crafting iron sword// -so we do that, and- boom, and hopefully that’ll be enough to at least allow me to chop my way through the rest of the tour. Oh boy. So uh, yeah. Anyway, this is- I think this is, this is gonna be the guest bedroom, even though I initially designed it to be the master. Um, I think it turned into- it’s, it’s a little bit smaller, so I think it’s- it’s more of a guest bedroom. But, I mean, it’s not a bad guest bedroom by any means.
***9:00***
Like, I would stay here gladly. I would [indistinguishable] B-and-B this up. And uh, (soft but high voice) it would have so many people wantin’ to stay here! They’d be like, “Dang! What a view man!” I’d be like, “Yeah, you know it! I designed it myself! I designed it myself.”
(normal voice again) Okay. So anyway, guest bedroom right there. Then uh- actually, I should mine out from this side so you get to see the uh, the nice little overlook-internal-balcony dealio over the uh, the living room. Yea-uh. Okay. Cool, cool.
Alright, so yeah! Check it out, we gotta nice little overlook over the uh, the living room. I feel like we need some art or something. Um, I don’t know. Somewhere at, at some point. But uh, I think it looks uh, it looks alright! //starts chopping through cobwebs again//
So yeah, we got that. We got the uh, the overlook, and then movin’ along into the master bedroom, which is now three high in uh, in cobwebs, which is great. Man, alright, thanks. Thanks, whoever did this. Much uh, much appreciated! I cannot see a thing within the master bedroom.
So, the reason why I thought this would be the master bedroom: It’s slightly larger than the guest bedroom, and it also like, I made it so there’s- it goes up, uh, a block in elevation as well. Which, you know, whenever there’s a room that has two elevations contained within, you know that’s a fancy room. (chuckles)
So this, uh, I put down a lil’ bed. I can’t sleep in it, unfortunately, because um- well, I could sleep in it, but it’s not gonna do anything, because not everyone on the server is, uh- actually... //checks who’s online// Um- oh, Hex is on, so. I uh, I can’t actually cause the night to pass, unfortunately. But um, you know. //sun rises in-game//
Yeah, there we- or did I?! Wait. What the- //clips into glass, ends up on exterior of house// Oh, and I just- I just went through the glass. (chuckles) Alright. Wait a minute, is that change- I thought everyone had to be sleeping at the same time. Or maybe it’s just the uh, the way the server’s set up? Okay. Or I, or somethin’ changed and I wasn’t aware of it.
//goes back into house, chunks glitch again// But that’s cool! Alright, I don’t mind that. I don’t mind that. (chuckles) So it’s daytime now. Woohoo! Cool, cool. So anyway, master bedroom, got a, a really nice ocean view. And uh, that’s uh, that’s basically it for the house tour. You’ve uh, you’ve seen most of it. Albeit, uh, not in totally perfect condition, but um, at least you’ve seen it, nonetheless.
Sword’s about to, about to break, which is uh, good. //chops last cobweb in master bedroom// But- hey, there we go! Cleared it out just about enough for you to get a good uh, good view of it all! So uh, yeah. That is uh, the Casa de Sparklez, or “La Casa de Sparklez.” Um, however you prefer to phrase it. So uh- oh yeah, by the way, that’s the kitchen, got some furnaces I put down- bumpin’ my mic, don’t worry about it.
So uh, yeah, you know. Hopefully you’ve enjoyed this lovely house tour! Just a lil’ change of pace, ‘cause you know, I was streaming uh, I was streaming uh, well I guess a couple days ago, when this goes up. Um, so I’ll post this tomorrow. So uh, yeah, and then I- //attacks spider// -I finished the house, but in the background, there was just like, lots of drama goin’ on and I was like, “I just wanna get a nice, peaceful tour of the house and just standalone.”
Anyway, if you- if you wanna watch the last stream that happened though, um, it’ll be linked in the description. And uh, yeah! Don’t forget to follow on Twitch and, and Twitter and Facebook and everything so you can uh, know when I am streaming on Mianite in the future. So uh, yeah. //outro music starts playing//
On that note, thank you guys for watching! And uh, if you enjoyed, a rating would be much appreciated, that’s about it! I’ll see ya next time! (waves)
//outro music//
A note from Rina: I’m super sorry this is so late in posting! Reo did mention wanting to get this + the next ep up within the past week and a half or so. I’ve had a lot of personal stuff going on and school’s been really stressful, but hopefully things will become more regular. And as usual, feel free to let us know if there’s anything we can do to make the transcripts more accessible and such!
Um, so yeah. I haven’t been on in a little while since I was at Vidcon, but ah, it looks like, it looks like nothing’s been tampered with any further. I-I still have all my stuff; it’s in the chests and whatnot. Um, I’m on teamspeak currently with a couple of Optic dudes. Opticnadeshot and OpticHex, who I have ah, known, known for quite a while. Um, haven’t been in any videos with them though so that will be new I suppose and uh... ye, why don’t we, why don’t we jump back into to teamspeak and get things rolling? I think they’re, uh, they’re working on the mine cart network, which I still do need to finish up by making some booster tracks, so ye, let’s do dat. Let me uh, go back into teamspeak //Unmutes Teamspeak//
Hector: -ust, gold dust
Jordan: Okay. Um, so you guys want any, any help working on that mine cart track system?
Matt: Well, it’s actually almost finished. All I really need is eight more rails, I believe..
Hector: But you should totally come visit
Jordan: Okay
Matt: Yeah, oh yeah we should show you the digs man, check out the house
Jordan: //Looks down a hole outside of his house// Wait, oh, did someone actually like. Did someone do something nice for me? I think someone may have done something nice for me. They like built a ladder... does this ladder go all the way down though is the question. ‘Cause I-I had a really really really bad, ah, system for-for getting into my whole, my mine cart track area and um someone may have actually helped me out
Hector: Oh
Jordan: I’m about to find out though. No? Yes, no, maybe so? Mm, never mind maybe
Matt: Now would you be open- would you be open to a rail system into your base from our base, is that something you’d be interested in?
Jordan: Yeah. I-I think, I think the idea is to have a whole, like, network and stuff going
Hector: Now is this something you might be interested- [Cut off by edit]
Jordan: Is that one yours?
Matt: Does it have a big OG logo on it? Because if so, that’s us
Jordan: Uh no. I don’t... it’s, it’s just made if stone bricks and it has some fence on the top
Hector: Well let us, let us pitch you on Optinite, okay?
Matt: There’s not Optinite dude we can’t create a god
Hector: (laughing)
Jordan: Oh, oh, oh. Wait a minute wait- someone did something really nice for me. They built my head on the, the mountain. Oh dang. Oh dang, that wasn’t there last time. Hold on, I gotta get a good view of this
Matt: Oh yeah, I saw that
Hector: Y-you should, you should see what they did with your body, pfffff
Jordan: (laughing) What did they do with my body, am I buried?
Hector: Well which part? Th- Only one part is sticking out, and I don’t want to be vulgar so I won’t say anything
Jordan: Alright man, alright. No need to be that way. Okay tha- dude that looks so fancy, that’s sweet. That’s so sweet
Matt: I’m coming to get you Sparklez
Hector: (laughs) Alright so-
Jordan: Wait a minute, I have to get a better, I have to get like a straight on view. Oh and they changed the North Star to glowstone as well. Alright, dude progress is happening left and right, I feel like I’ve been missing things but I’m just, I’m getting on when good things have happened
Hector: Yeah. So I was citizen number three-
Matt: (whispering) Pssst, CaptainSparklez
Jordan: (whispering) Oh hey
Matt: (whispering) I wanna show you my house
Jordan: (whispering) How do you have full diamond armour? What the heck?
Matt: Well I’ve been grinding okay? I had to put in eight hour days
Jordan: Have you? (laughs) Oh god
Hector: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, rephrase, rephrase right away.. rephrase
Matt: Whoa, well me and hector have been grinding. Bro, I have, I’ve been putting in work, c’mon. You can do whatever you need to do after you come for a house tour
Jordan: Alright, show me, show me your base, let’s go for a tour
Matt: Well make sure you have house warming gifts, okay? I mean it’s a new house you gotta be cordial
Jordan: Um.. oh, well I mean. I might be able to give you something as a house warming gift, I don’t know if it’s going to be useful to you, but-
Hector: Wait wait, Sparklez is coming over? (singsong voice) Let me prepare the bubble bath!
Jordan: (laughs)
Matt: (laughing) Ye- yeah let me get up the bath running. Alright um, so you know, this is just a typical, ah, waterfall. Just kidding, it’s a entrance, still working on it
Jordan: Oh man, woah, it’s so secret man //closes the door behind himself//
Hector: (laughs) Much, much secret
Matt: Yeah I know dude, that’s what I was really going for. See! Captainsparklez closed the door, how [indistinguishable] are we?
Jordan: I- it’s it’s a bit of a thing that I always do. Whether or not I need to but- Oh this, yeah, the house that I was looking at is totally yours. I didn’t see the logo on it, but I guess you’re all the way up on the block
Matt: Oh, it’s on the front yeah. That’s just a farm; you don’t need to see that
Jordan: Oh god, you just, you’ve got a tonne of green wool
Matt: Yeah, Oh yeah dude, green wall all the way man
Jordan: Gre- oh, green wool green wall? Ha ha... ha ha
Hector: Green wool. Get it?
Matt: I see where you’re going with that
Jordan: Yep, no I get it
Matt: Alright so, this uh, this is the entrance. You can see the whole thing from here if you want. Um, just get a good a good gander. I learned how to make stained glass for the first time, so I kinda balled out with that
Jordan: Oh nice, gotcha gotcha
Matt: And uh.. that’s really it. I mean, there’s a second floor, you can go up to the balcony. And we’re gonna put the enchanting table up here I believe, um, but that’s really the gist of it at the moment. We have a really good view of your house, so...
Jordan: Yeah th- yep yep. This is uh, this is where I was looking. See I was just on the opposite side when I said it had stone bricks, you know?
Matt: Oh, gotcha, that makes sense. Yeah
Jordan: So uh-
Hector: We sound like total Beverly Hills people like ‘Oh yeah, no I can totally see the roof of your house from the top of my mountain’
Jordan: (laughs) Um, so how do y- how do you like the orange on mine by the way? Like, is it good, does it need to be revised a little bit? ‘Cause, ‘cause Tucker and Sonja, they made that touch when it was previously birch, birch and spruce. And uh.. I don’t know what you guys think
***5:00***
Matt: Yeah, I think it looks good man. To be honest with you I don’t, I- I actually think it gives it a little bit of flare that it didn’t have before. I like it, I like it. I have no issues with it
Jordan: Uh huh? So you think stay, stick with the orange?
Matt: Yeah, I- I would stick with orange, kinda gives it that, that California feel
Jordan: Okay. Are we in California now?
Matt: Um, no, we’re not
Hector: No, which is why you gave it the feel, I mean, I make it work
Jordan: Oh, okay, I see
Matt: We’re Beverly Hills, remember? We’re talking like we’re in Beverly Hills
Jordan: (singing) Beverly Hills, that’s where I want to be
Hector: (joins singing) – That’s where I want to be
Matt: (singing) hey, hey
Jordan: (singing) Living in Beverly Hills
Hector: I don’t know that part
Matt: If you just come all the way down the stairs, and you know where you came up the ladder at the front door? Just go, take a right and you’ll be in our mineshaft, um.. hit me up
Jordan: Okay, so all the way down, to the very bottom?
Matt: Yeah, just come all the way down, we’re at level twelve and everything. We got a nice little lobby for you, take a- take a load off. Anything you want to do man, we got //claps hands together// we got options
Jordan: Oh, okay. Oh you even, wow you even decked out the staircase in stone bricks. Dang, dang it’s all uniform and stuff, look at this!
Matt: Yeah, uh, yeah. Oh yeah, that’s exactly what I was going for man I- dude, you are my friend for noticing that. I appreciate it
Jordan: (laughs)
Matt: And yo- you notice how I’ve replaced everything with normal stone too? Like, nothing is out of place here, it’s all stone. It’s nice and natural
Jordan: Oh yeah, right. Jeez, I didn’t know you were such a designer
Matt: I’m not at all, I’m just, the OCD gets to me sometimes
Jordan: So you, are you strip mining from here, is this your. Is this th- the central like, operations area?
Matt: Well, yeah. This is the strip mine to the left, and then this is the cart system which goes to Jericho’s house at the moment, which is almost complete
Jordan: Okay, you just need some more booster rails?
Matt: Um, no. We actually have plenty of booster rails, I- I just finished that up. I just need eight more normal rails. Well.. a little more than eight
Jordan: (whispering with a strained voice) Can I maybe have some booster rails?
Matt: Oh, I got you, for sure
Jordan: ‘Cause then we can like (whispering with a strained voice) complete a whole rail system and stuff and it’ll be great (normal voice) and how many regular- how many regular rails do you need?
Hector: Then we can touch- we can touch rails then
Matt: I need like... probably twelve, or sixteen, if you have them
Jordan: I got you, I got you
Matt: Ahhhh //snaps fingers// we’re making trades out here
Jordan: Yup, there’s twelve
Matt: Look at this world of team work. Thank you my friend
Jordan: Boom. No problem
Matt: Now we might be able to finish this
Jordan: Alright, well I, I will probably need more than the ten powered rails but I, uh, will start with that and see how far we can go
Matt: Okay, so, the rail cart is almost finished actually, I just need to [Trails off]
Jordan: So yours connects to Tucker’s house as well? Because mine does at the moment too, well at least the cave does
Matt: Yes
Jordan: Okay, well I will, I’m gonna try to see if I can figure how yours goes about and stuff. Oh my God
Matt: Hector, do you have any food?
Hector: Yes pal, I’ve got twelve.... right here
Jordan: (laughing) What? What... what happened to T- what happened to Tucker’s house?
Matt: Wait did you see... yeah, something. I don’t know. He blamed me when he first got on, and I told him that it was not me
Jordan: (still laughing) Oh my god
Hector: Yeah, he blamed, he said it [indistinguishable] I mean, we stream that stuff, so it was definitely not us. You know what I think it was? It was one of those guy-anite’s guys that did this
Jordan: The Dianite guys, yeah? (laughing) Oh my God, this is like next level underwater. Holy crap. Oh geez
Matt: Yeah dude, it- it is really bad. My horse is over there too, so if you wanna give him some sugar, be nice to him
Jordan: //eats three carrots//
Hector: Hey, you wouldn’t happen to have some uh- where’s the enchantment stuff for the- not, no the brewing stand actually
Matt: I don’t have any idea man
Jordan: Welp, uh, that was, that was definitely Dianite who did that. That’s unfortunate man (laughing) that’s real unfortunate..... oh god
Hector: Matt! Where do you wanna put the uh, the enchantment stuff? And the brewing stand and all?
Matt: I haven’t decided, you pick
Jordan: //Takes damage from falling down the stairs//
Matt: Yeah, so now. W- with Ianite, you said you guys are all about logically, logically thinking, and morality?
Jordan: We’re all about staying neutral and doing what makes the most sense, as opposed to necessarily just having a vendetta towards any of the other sides, right? Like, Mianite and Dianite, they’re like arch nemesis’ and they wanna fight each other all the time, but Ianite does.. stays neutral unless, uh, unless it behoves... well, us I guess. I made that up on the spot
Hector: Oh, so you guys stay neutral unless you are fucked with?
Jordan: (laughs) Yeah, basically. Basically, that’s, that’s how it goes
Hector: (laughs)
Matt: Now, Captainsparklez, do you know how to, um, set up the button, like Tom has. Where I click the button and it’ll shoot me through?
Jordan: Shoot you through where?
Matt: Like, it’ll start the cart on the, on the track?
Hector: [Indistinguishable]
Jordan: All you have to do is uh, have a, have your track start with a booster rail that’s just angled.. angled down. And then if, as long as you put the cart on the booster rail and then hit a button to trigger it, you’ll go
Matt: Oh, perfect, okay I can do that
***10:00***
Jordan: Oh god, this takes a while to get up
Hector: I already went that way so let’s just-
Matt: Press the button-
Jordan: Oh, oka- //creeper hisses// Oh no don’t do it creeper, don’t do it creeper //gasps// (higher pitched voice) don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it
Hector: (laughing)
Matt: (high pitched) Ohhhhhhhhh
Jordan: Oh god, I’m diving down the waterfall. Oh my goodness. That was so close (laughs) no thank you
Matt: I’m riding right now. I’m riding so dirty, dude, chamillionaire would be so proud
Hector: Yeah, but are they gonna catch you?
Jordan: Oh god. Ohh I hate you so much, creepers
Jordan: Alright, there we go, aaand, let’s see how this goes
Hector: Actually I should grab, I should grab.. I could grab a stone [Indisinguishable]
Matt: Alright I’m back
Jordan: //Minecart noises// And we’re off, aaaand we’re off, wooo. Alright we’re going for a ride. We’re going for a ride, let’s see how it goes
Matt: Oh it’s great though, I feel like you’re in, you’re on a roller coaster
Hector: Oh, I don’t want those
Jordan: (laughs) Aaaand we hit the end of the road. Oh no, oh no, oh no, no //takes damage from exiting the minecart// Minecart, minecart come back. Oh god, did I lose it?
Matt: (laughs) Oh, that’s the worst
Jordan: Did I lose it? I’m losing it in the lava, oh no. I don’t want to lose you
Matt: Wait, you launched into the lava? Oh no
Jordan: Oh no, wait, do I have gravel on me? I have three gravel on me, god dang it. No (gasps) //Takes damage from fire repeatedly// No, oh get out. Get out of the lava. Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god I accede- oh my god (laughing) oh my god, oh my god
Hector: (laughs) I’m looking at me kill feed right now, trying to see if you’re on there-
Jordan: I had just about everything, but I wasn’t in the lava. I was abl- I just, I got out of the lava and then I died of burn. Oh geez
Matt: Hector, we really have something here man, the railway is complete, um, I still have to find out the, the mechanics behind the booster rail and the button, uh, because I kinda screwed it up again, it’s too d-
Jordan: D’you wa- do you want me to help you with that by the way?
Matt: Dude, could you, could you please man, would you mind?
Jordan: I will, just give me, give me a second to make sure that this is possibly going to work, and then I’ll, I’ll help you out //Minecart noises//
Matt: That’d be amazing, because I put down the cart and I have the button. But I walked, I literally just walked near the cart and it took off by itself
Hector: Well yeah, you pushed it
Jordan: (strained voice) Oh it’s going, it’s going, it’s going. It’s barely going but it’s going (normal voice) Oh my god, it’s going, yes, it’s making it up the hill. Woo!
Hector: (laughs)
Jordan: Alright, every time it just barely gets to the next one, but then it gets there and all is well
Matt: Okay
Jordan: Alright, that is it, that is a completed minecart track //minecart noises stop// Woo! Sick //takes damage from exiting the cart//
Matt: Yay
Hector: Did you make, how, ho- how far, how far is it, into the other bases?
Jordan: I mean, I- I end up at the same place as you guys end up I think //Eats one carrot//
Matt: Jericho’s house is the hub right now Hector
Jordan: Are you, what line are you guys? Are you //looks at a sign// gold medal line?
Matt: Uh yeah, gold medal line [indistinguishable]
Jordan: Do you want me to, I can head over to you, and I can assist you
Matt: Yeah
Jordan: Yeah? Okay
Jordan: Alright, so here. Let me, lemme assist you with this //takes damage from exiting the minecart//
Matt: I love your cape
Jordan: Thank you sir. So let’s destroy the uh, let’s destroy the button
Hector: (close to the microphone) Can I hide inside of it?
Matt: (laughs)
Jordan: And so, we’ll just go like that //mines out some stone// and then we go like that //places down a rail// and then we go like dat //removes the rail//
Hector: Yes, but I- can I seek shelter in your cape, just for a minute, just to see how it feels
Matt: (laughs) okay well
Jordan: Alright, let’s see. Um, if you want to put stone down there, just so it looks uniform you can
Hector: Alright, how do I get back? I got lost in the nether
Matt: Oh yes
Jordan: And then there’s one, one more gap. One more gap
Hector: Luckily I took a picture
Matt: Oh okay, I didn’t see that
Jordan: Okay, and then, uh, yeah. Just put the button down wherever so that it impacts-
Matt: I think you took the button
Jordan Oh I did, yeah. Ha ha, I’m smart, it’s okay
Hector: Negative thirty nine, six- [Cut off]
Jordan: So then, put the button down right there, and then put the cart down sit on it and you’ll be good to go
Hector: Ho hoooo
Matt: Okay, I think you have the cart too
Jordan: Oh, I do, here um
Matt: (laughs) I don’t need to ride it right now, I just want to see that it works, so-
Hector: (laughs)
Matt: Okay, well. Alright so I’ll //Gets in the minecart//
Jordan: Eh, just give it a try, come on. Sit in it, and then press the button
Hector: Just sit in it, give it a try Nadeshot
Matt: //Presses the button// Ohhhhh. CaptainSparklez is a damn wizard
Jordan Wee (laughs)
Matt: //exits the minecart mid travel// Oh no, no no no no no no
Jordan: (laughing) And it’s going
Matt: I forgot it was shift. Oh I’m catching that thing for sure, that is all me. Oh yeah, that’s me
Jordan: I have to, I now have to make my railway go all the way up to my house. Because it’s just, it’s a little bit, it’s a little bit lame having to go up the stairs I feel like
Matt: Yeah that’s totally fine
Jordan: Although, your, you have to go up the stairs too yourself
Matt: Yeah, I just wanted to go underground. I just like it
Jordan: Uh huh
Matt: Y’know, I figured since we’re in the mi- the, the, uh, mine, the mineshaft we might as well put the minecart down there
Jordan: Um, I actually don’t.. where am I actually going to get out of here man
Hector: Alright. Okay so Nade, can you, uh, bring.. okay where did you put the en- that enchanted pickaxe so I can grab it and do my thing
Matt: I put it in a hidden chest
Jordan: Oh I’m going right here, duh
Hector: Right, well it’s not yours, so I don’t know why you’re hiding that shit
Matt: Yeah, I know it’s not mine. But I, well I hid it so that, I don’t know, just for safety to protect it
Hector: Do you not trust Jordan?
Matt: Well we haven’t really joined a-
Jordan: (laughs)
Hector: Bro he just, he just, he just fixed your f- railcart man
***15:00***
Matt: I’m not praising a god yet dude, so if y-
Jordan: Wow, I sense some distrust
Matt: Well, y- y’know I mean- I, I don’t know dude. I just gotta make sure that I know who I’m trusting, where my- you know, it’s just, it has nothing to do with you personally, I’m just trying to be cautious
Jordan: Uh huh, uh huh
Matt: I- I, I think you have to respect that in all honesty
Hector: Hello
Jordan: Whatever you say. Hi there, how’s it going?
Hector: It’s going well
Matt: Do I have to come all the way back there now?
Hector: No just uh. I need, I need the pickaxe though for sure
Matt: Alright, well I have to come back, so I have to get in this damn cart again but I have my minecart this time
Hector: Oh don’t act, don’t act like you don’t love being in that minecart
Matt: Oh I do man. ‘Cause we started a project, we finished it and now I feel great
Jordan: I’m, I’m pretty stoked as well. I just have to uh, I feel like I need a better, a better entrance into my minecart area and I need to make it look prettier, it’s important
Matt: I have-
Hector: Who are you
Matt: I have the pickaxe for you
Hector: Okay, well let me get it so I can-
Jordan: I’m uh, I’m embracing. I’m going ahead and embracing the orange of my house at your suggestion
Matt: It’s on the ground
Jordan: Oh my, my chat is freaking out, they’re like ‘no the orange is disgusting’ (laughs)
Matt: They don’t like the orange? I think the orange looks good
Jordan: (laughing) They hate it, I have not seen a single positive comment, they’re all like ‘It’s awful’
Matt: Really?
Hector: Well they’re not wrong okay
Jordan: (laughing) they’re not wrong
Matt: Well maybe I- to be honest with you I don’t have good taste, so don’t trust me
Jordan: Alright, whatever. The chat has convinced me otherwise. Fine guys, I’ll switch it back to birch
Transcript below; episode dialogue under the readmore
(Jordan didn’t do an intro in this episode. He just jumped right in.)
Jordan: //sips drink// Mmm. The victory apple juice always tastes the best. Really does. Um, but it would taste better if I remembered everything I need to bring; look at that beautiful, orange (laughs) house. It’s so awful, it’s really awful. Oh, boy. Once I get a diamond axe going, I- I may go and make some fixes to it. Mmhmm. It’s, uh- it needs a little bit of work.
Alright, well, back into the Nether; the reason I’m going to go into the Nether is just ‘cause I wanna get farther away since I assume- actually, you know what? There’s a- There’s a chance, I bet that if I could find a cave, like, way out- waay out that-a way, um, that it hasn’t been, uh- that it hasn’t been fully looted yet. It’s worth checking out, ya know? Definitely worth checkin’ out.
Oh, there’s a- there’s another, you know… you know what? I, uh… //eats carrots// I should actually- I should get some revenge over there, too. ‘Cause it was- it was partially (lowers voice) Firefoxx who kinda sorta messed with stuff. I-I-I think- I think the acacia wood discussion actually started off with, uh, between us and then, um-
Phillip and Ollie, that-a-way. Um...are they- I remember she was, like, super-duper frickin’ all crazy about Phillip and Ollie, but I can’t remember what Phillip and Ollie were; was that the sheep? Do any of you guys know? Was the sheep Phillip or Ollie?
I just- I think revenge needs to happen here and I wanna- I wanna hit home [indistinguishable]- (thoughtfully) ohhhhh. “Borris the Third.” Hmmm //clicks tongue// Well, uh, I think- I think Borris- I’m sorry, Borris, you may be in- in a little bit of trouble. You’re kinda helpless right there, and, uh, it’s just- oof. [indistinguishable] I mean, yo- you- you turned my hard work into orange and I’m not sure that I appreciate that, so. It’s just, you know. Go like this and go like this and, uh, we could let Borris run free, potentially. Let’s see, is there anything under here? Uh, let’s do this and- actually, hold on. I have to build my way out, but-. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me give myself some cobble.
Oh- hey, Borris! Borris the Third, come back! Come back! Come back here, man. Alright, hey. Come over here. Come on, come on down. I have a- have a nice place for you to reside. Kay? It’ll be fun, it’ll be fun as soon as you get on down there, you’ll have a great time, kay? It’s gonna be fun. Good stuff, alright. Keep it going, keep it going, keep it going.
Yeah, Borris, do you- are you enjoying this place? It’s pretty cool, right? I mean, it’s- it’s a nice place. I, uh- I assume you don’t wanna be exposed to the sun, so I’m really doing you a favor right now, um, I’m doing you a favor just because you- otherwise, there’s like a chance you would melt, right? You know? So, you gotta just be pretty- pretty down under and then you’ll be good. Totally good, man. Alright. Yeah, I think- I think this is a good- good location for you. Kay, that’s- that’s great stuff, man
Kay. Well, um, I’m just gonna- just gonna build on back up. And it’s gonna be, uh, it’s gonna be your new home. And then- And then she’ll come back home and be like, “oh, no, where’s Borris?” and I’ll be like, “I don’t know where Borris is, man, where could Borris possibly be?” //builds out of the hole// Alright. Alright. Aaaand, ‘kay. And let’s just replace these //replaces stone bricks// boom, and grab some, uh. Let’s see. Yeah, actually, there we go! That’s good. Right there. Beautiful stuff, beautiful stuff, right there. Um, have a good day, Borris. Have a great day, man. You won’t melt now, so I think it’s actually working in your favor.
Alright. Fantastic, fantastic. Hold on, I’m gonna go- where’s the priest’s house. I’m gonna make it look real bad. I’m gonna make it look (laughs) real, real bad. This is gonna be the best. Kay. Here we go. And let me run to- there’s the snow biome that’s on the other end of this, right? Right, right? I gotta go to the snow biome. It’s very important. I must complete my- my master plan.
(doing a bad Russian/French accent??) Do we have, uhh- is this the direction of the other portal? Is it, uh, over here? Yea, nay? Uh, let me just- I’m gonna check it out. I’m just gonna check it out real quick. In the meantime- hey, there’s quartz. That’s an unmined vein, like, real close.
***5:10***
Alright, grab that. Can’t- Can’t pass up that easy quartz. No way. I don’t think this is the way, though, I remember there being, like, lots of torches along the way, so. Ehhh. Oh, there’s- dude, there’s so much Nether quartz, what the heck? This is fantastic. (laughs quietly) Alright. Let’s acquire some currency.
Dude, I’m so- I’m so lost as to where the other portal is. I need Tucker to, like, point me in the right direction except, uh, I don’t know if he would be super interested in assisting me at this particular moment in time.
You know what I can do? I have a better idea. I have a better idea. I’m just gonna go back, see if I can find a, uh, pumpkin, and then we’ll do it that way. Alright. Cool. Go over here and we good.
I’ll, uh- once Tucker and I are on better terms, then maybe I’ll have him point me in the right direction to get back to the other portal, I just- I could review the footage as well, to be honest with you. Um.
Oh! Hey, there’s just snow right over here! Oh, that’s just Borris’ snow, probably. Alright, I didn’t even realize that. Well. OK. That makes my life a lot easier. That makes my life a lot easier. Alright, here we go, just to get a little bit of snow. Kay. Good. And- thank you, Borris, for laying your own grave. I appreciate it very much. Alright, so let’s do- eh, six is probably fine, actually, let’s do that.
Let’s see. Do that. And make a sign as well. It’s gonna be (laughs) oh, so devious. So, so devious. Kay. Aaand: “Here lies Borris.”
Tucker: What’s up? What’d you say about Borris?
Jordan: Uh, oh, did I press caps lock? I did, I unmuted myself.
Tucker: Hold- What’re you- Are you- You’re at Sonja’s house, what’d you do to Borris?
Jordan: Uh, nothing. He’s fine.
Tucker: Why would you say anything about Borris in any way, shape, or form when he’s locked in a- no. What’d you do to Borris?
Jordan: Borris is fine, there’s nothing to worry about.
Tucker: Because you said that, now I’m worried.
Jordan: No, he’s fine, there’s nothing to worry about, don’t- like there’s no need to even go-
Tucker: Well, I’m really close, so I’m gonna come over here and just check to see what there might be to worry about. You know.
Jordan: I-
Tucker: You wouldn’t happened to have killed the only thing that my girlfriend loves besides me, which is her pet snowman?
Jordan: (laughs in a suspect manner) No.
Tucker: No?
Jordan: No.
Tucker: You wouldn’t happened to have slayed Borris the Third, the other two of which have been slayed previously-
Jordan: (laughs)
Tucker: -crushing her hopes and dreams.
Jordan: No, goddamnit, why’d I have to hit caps lock?
Tucker: You hit- You’re so dumb! You’re so dumb!
Jordan: (laughing) I was typing, I- ughh. Welp.
Tucker: Can’t believe you would- well, I’m putting that in my back pocket.
Jordan: (laughing) R.I.P. Welp. Um, yeah, we’re just gonna- we’re just gonna run off into the distance. “RIP Constantine.” I guess that was- hey! That was like another old pet that- that got killed. Welp, let me try to find-
Tucker: I know exactly where you are, thank you for providing me directions exactly to where you are outside in the sand biome.
Jordan: Are you- Are you gonna try to kill me?
Tucker: Oh, no, I would not kill someone for killing a snowman.
Jordan: Oh, OK.
Tucker: But you should keep running.
Jordan: Why should I keep running?
Tucker: ‘Cause I am heading that way. Coincidentally. For no reason. But I am heading that way.
Jordan: No, but why-why would you- why would you wanna do that?
Tucker: To head that way?
Jordan: Yeah, why would you want to head this way?
Tucker: I’m trying to, uh- I’m trying to go out and find some horses, I don’t have any horses in the horse- The horse spawning area is outside in that cavern behind RIP Constantine Sign.
Jordan: Oh. OK. Well, I mean, go and say hi to RIP Constantine. I’m- I’m just gonna- I’m just gonna go elsewhere. And-
Tucker: Alright.
Jordan: -and not accidentally hit caps lock and not accidentally-
Tucker: Give away your plans to murder anything.
Jordan: Yeah, maybe- maybe not. You know.
Tucker: You should really be (laughing) more careful with that.
Jordan: You know what? Caps lock is terrible.
Tucker: At least it’s not like “Got his diamonds” and it’s like “well then”.
Jordan: (laughs)
JoshModestep: You’ll see a lot more than our base.
Jordan: //mining a hole// So- Well, we could either dig straight down or we could not dig straight down; let’s not dig straight down.
II_JERiiCHO_II: stop spying on my stream :P
You know, we’ll be safe about it. We’ll be smart and just dig on down to y=12 and it will be great fun.
***10:06***
JoshModestep: Have it your way
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And then what we’ll do is we’ll just mine for a really long time and hopefully maybe even encounter a cave or something interesting as opposed to it just being straight the entire time. We’ll probably run into lava, so we’ll have to- have deal with that; in fact I probably wanna actually have some cobblestone handy in my inventory to be ready to take out any lava that we encounter along the way. And then- so what I’ll- I’ll just focus on the straight part to begin with, and I will obviously have to make the thing curl back up all the way to the surface, uh, but I can worry about that later on. So.
Hey, we found a- Did I find a cave? Oh my goodness, it’s actually a real live cave? A real live existing cave that isn’t a dead end at- what is the elevation?- y=57, not much of a not-dead end. It’s, uh, actually pretty high above- it’s actually a pretty high elevation. Lemme see, though. It could- could potentially have promise. The one time we’re not looking for a cave, there’s a chance that the cave could be a good cave. Hasn’t been mined out either; do we wanna explore said cave, or do we wanna continue on with the railway system?
You know what, what if we just keep mining down. Let’s just keep on mining down. And maybe- maybe our- our mine will meet up. It may just meet up with the cave as it goes further down. In fact, we may just end up mining our way into a thing like that! That is what we did. (laughs) OK. Let’s just move over one. Figured that was what was gonna happen.
(singing to the tune of TNT) I came to dig, dig, dig, dig. I’ll build a city oh so big, big, big, big. Just wait a sec, gotta kill this pig, pig, pig, pig. Uhhh, get me some diamonds, take a swig- er, cook me some I forgot the lyrics, how did I do that, do that, do that, do that. Yeah, yeah. (laughs) OK. Well. Sorry, I messed up the lyrics. That’s embarrassing. I apologize.
How are we doing down here? Keep on mining. (cave sounds) Oh, no, scary cave noises. I’ll have to put down, uh, some torches down here. ‘Cause it’s not a direct line into the- the light again. Um, what are we at? Y=34. I guess I’ll just keep the, uh, I’ll just keep F3 open. Just to make sure that, uh, //zombie noises// we don’t go too far down.
Oh, hi, water! How’s it going. Well. //falls into cavern// Alrighty then. Hi there, zombie. We found a low elevation cave. For once. That’s good. I guess we can just continue mining down here or something. //begins mining, then attacks zombie and accidentally breaks torch// Nononono. Careful, zombie, I need my torch. Hey, hey. //kills zombie// See ya later.
Look at that, there’s even la- //hit by arrow// ow! Ow! Stop. Stop! Hold on. Hold on, I’m just gonna mine down right here. Just gonna continue, just gonna continue, //still getting shot at by skeleton// by mining right here. It’s gonna be great //water flows into hole//. Oh nononono, that’s not what I wanted to do. Kay, let’s do that. //skeleton shoots// No, skeletons, don’t be rude. Don’t be rude, don’t you do that.
Watch, I’m gonna have a creeper, like, fall in the pit with me. I’m gonna be extremely displeased at such a thing. Grab some gold. //zombie noises// Don’t do it. Don’t do it, guys. You don’t wanna do that. That’d be very rude. //mines into another cave, zombie below him// Oh- hi! //attacks zombie// It’s a- (high-pitched) hey, it’s a diamond! Woohooooooo, we did it! We deed it.
JoshModestep: I seee youuuu
JoshModestep: ;)
There’s a diamond- There’s another diamond! Oh, my goodness! It happened. Woohoo. Diamonds, dude, wassup? (high-piitched) Wassup? (singing) We got ourself some diamonds. That’s three of ‘em. Um, so-
CaptainSparklez has just earned the achievement [DIAMONDS]
Four of them?! Oh, my goodness. Oh my- That’s including the one I have back, uh, f-oh!
Tucker: Congrats on your first diamonds.
Jordan: How did you know?
Tucker: You got the achievement.
Jordan: Ohhhh. Yes, well. Well. Diamonds are mine.
Tucker: (does weird laugh/growl thing. Idk)
Jordan: I have- I now have seven, soon to be eight total diamonds.
Tucker: Oh, that’s not bad.
Jordan: Ye.
Tucker: Not bad at all.
Jordan: You know, I can contribute, uh, I can contribute eight percent to the, uh-
Tucker: You’re a big boy.
Jordan: Oh, nine percent! Ooh. Hold on, I gotta-
Tucker: Ballin’ outta control!
Jordan: I gotta be careful about this. I gotta be really careful. Kay, oh, that’s good, that’s good. Alright! Man, that is- Yeah, that’s nine diamonds.
JoshModestep: You’re not gonna stop in to say hi?
Woo! There we are. That is how we rock and roll.
II_JERiiCHO_II: you’re not near me
***15:00***
OK, so (inhales sharply) oh wait. Uhhh. Can you- can you give your house coordinates again? ‘Cause I-
JoshModestep: no?
Tucker: I’m nnnnnnowhere near my house.
Jordan: Well, that’s not good because I kinda lost my direction.
Tucker: I- I promise you- It’s like neg- It’s like 100, um. -100, -200, something like that.
Jordan: -100, -200. As long as you’re sure about the negative/negative.
Tucker: I- It is definitely negative/negative.
Jordan: OK, -100, -200. So. We’re going…
Alright. So yeah, we’ll just dig a looong way and it was like -200, he said, so that means, um, we’re gonna be digging very very far.
Come on. Diamonds! I need you. (laughs quietly) That’d be hilarious if I- if I find nine diamonds when I enter this place and then just nothing else. The entire time.
Tucker: Alright, well-
Jordan: What are the coordinates of the place you wanted my thing to appear above ground?
Tucker: Alright. Can you tell me - I don’t know those - can you tell me- shit- you know what? I’m- Just- If you wanna wait just ten minutes, I’ll be back home.
Jordan: Ten minutes, man? That’s a long t-
Tucker: Yeah, that’s how far out I had to come, just so-
Jordan: That’s a long time.
Tucker: -I could have chat not even bother to do anything. Chat just trollin’.
Jordan: That is- That is a long time to wait man.
Tucker: Trust me, it is.
Jordan: Alright, I’m just gonna- I’m just gonna build my way back up to the surface. I have lots and lots of cobblestone, so it’s not exactly an issue.
Tucker: Alright, well, I’ll be back and I’ll get you the coordinates if you don’t get ‘em before me
Jordan: Uh, sounds- sounds good, man.
Alright. Psh-ch-ch.
Dianite: You have 20 minutes
And we’re back up. Weeee!
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Alright, let’s get some actual coordinates. I feel like his house is way farther, but I don’t- I just wanna make sure. (singsong-y) I just wanna make sure, you know.
Uhh, right here. Oh, OK! Huh. Cool. Well, I’ll just have to connect it to this, so I’m gonna have to watch my coordinates and, uh, lemme double check. It was… just bring ‘em up into a place I can see them. So it is -180 and -231 and I was at an elevation of 12. So, OK. So -180 in the x direction and I was at 231 so right.. here! Alright, now we dig down and over, so...like that.
You know what, actually, I’m dumb because I-I should have- what I shoulda done is I shoulda just dug down in a slant to start with. I mean, it’s not like it’s too difficult to- to fix that, but- OK. Anyway, we’ll just start mining down over here, get to 12 hopefully before we get too far down.
Huzzah, construction! OK, what are we at? 16, OK, hey we made it! Woohoo! There we go. There is the strip mine. Aaand-
II_JERiiCHO_II has joined the Realm of Mianite
-we just overshot our mine by a little bit. Alright, well, we’ll have to like loop it around somehow. That and that and then. Gah, that takes a while to get things over to where they need to be. OK, so there we go, aaand alright! That should work, I think. There we go, there we go. Boom.
OK, so, um, yeah. Now that this is all done, do we wanna- maybe we should try making some- some minecart tracks and then can work our way up? And stuff?
Hey, uh, do you wanna start making some, uh, some minecart tracks?
Tucker: Yeah, I’ll do that when I get home!
Jordan: Are you really still, like, working your way back.
Tucker: I ha- I had to go, like, 2,000 blocks and half of it’s on land.
Jordan: (laughs quietly) Only half of it’s on land, so you’re swimming. Or boating?
Tucker: No, I made a boat.
Jordan: Ohhh.
Tucker: I was boatin’.
Jordan: Are there any-
Tucker: [indistinguishable]
Jordan: -already existing minecart tracks?
Tucker: Yeah
Jordan: Oh, OK, so I can start laying them down.
Tucker: Oh, oh, you mean like do I have any?
Jordan: Yeah.
Tucker: Uh, no, but you can- you’re welcome to go into my- it’s the left ch- [indistinguishable]
Jordan: There is- There is a little bit in the, uh, in the mine, actually.
Tucker: No, look in the furnace, and you can take- there’s a stack of, uh, iron.
Jordan: Kay.
Tucker: Just take- take, uh- take a stack and make it all into rails- er, no, that’s so many rails, holy shit. Take half of them and make rails.
Jordan: You, um- You- Part of your staircase got blown up.
Tucker: Oh. Are we- Are we sure it’s not just from when I blew it up?
Jordan: No, it- oh.
Tucker: (under Jordan speaking) ‘Cause I didn’t do anything besides-
Jordan: Wait, why is- Is your house supposed to be missing lots of quartz?
Tucker: Huh. No, it’s not.
Jordan: (laughs) Well. Well. R.I.P. Sorry.
Tucker: (long sigh)
Jordan: (laughs) That wasn’t me. That wasn- That wasn’t me.
Tucker: I- I- You know what’s ironic, I can believe it’s not you *side note: that is not what irony is. Shame, Willy Boner*
Jordan: Let’s go, uh- Let’s go (exhales) get some spruce wood, maybe? Let’s go get some spruce wood, uh, ‘cause I don’t wanna use my birch wood on- on this, ‘cause my birch wood is very valuable.
Kay. I’m just gonna get some spruce- I’ll replant the trees, I’ll be nice, I’m not gonna steal ‘em from him. I just need to get sticks. Alright. Um, let’s get some saplings and put the saplings down. I have lots- (laughs) lots and lots of cobblestone.
Kay, we’ll maybe put one there aaand. Let’s see. Uh, I’ll go- I’ll make the rails, then I’ll come back and then collect any more saplings and put ‘em down. Put one right there. Put one right (HEAVILY accented) there. Good. Kay. //accidentally jumps off platform// Oh no! Oh no! Oh! Oh! God! I almost died. (laughing) I almost died. Oh boy, that was a close one! I guess it wouldn’t have been the end of the world, but I would’ve lost my levels which would’ve sucked. Oh man, that would- d’oh God. That was gonna be awful. (exhales) OK. We’re good.
Yeah, I’m gonna need to make a looot of booster rails.
Tucker: Aight, do you have the rails and stuff? What’re you up to?
Jordan: //unmutes// Uh, yeah, I’m putting some down. I, uh, I don’t have booster rails, just regular rails and I have one more stack to go, um. I don’t know how often I should put down the- the booster rails, so.
Tucker: Every eight.
Jordan: Every eight.
Tucker: Yeah.
Jordan: Oh, well, I haven’t- I haven’t exactly been following that rule.
Tucker: Well, just go back and knock ‘em down, one two three four.
Jordan: Alright. Whatever. Then I’ll just- I’ll just fill in the gaps. On the uphill, though, I don’t remember how many I should put down.
Tucker: Uh, all.
Jordan: Is it everything is just booster?
Tucker: It needs to be permanent, I’m pretty sure.
Jordan: (sighs) Alright. That’s fantastic stuff. Well, if that’s the case, then I have a lot of stuff to destroy. I be- I have a feeling we can go every other.
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II_JERiiCHO_II: hi there
Probably go every other on the uphill, maybe. I don’t know. Eh, we’ll probably just wait until- I’ll just wait until I have booster tracks in order to put it down.
JoshModestep has joined the Realm of Mianite
JoshModestep: I shit you not, tony’s internet just died haha
Tucker: Can you, um- Can you hurry up really quickly and go grab me a bucket of lava and come back here; I’ll give you a diamond for it. As fast as you can.
Jordan: Oh, really?
Tucker: Yes.
Jordan: OK, I am on my way with a bucket of lava.
Tucker: Alright.
Jordan: What do you- What do you need it for, may I ask?
II_JERiiCHO_II: s’what he gets
Tucker: Uh, Tony was crou- I fucking knew that he would be sitting at my house, so I flanked around to the backside crouch-walking and I saw him crouch next to my house and he- as soon as I saw him, he logged off, so I know exactly where he logged. I’m sitting-
Jordan: Ohhh.
Tucker: -right behind it, so if he logs in, I’m knocking him 400 blocks away and he’s gonna die. And he’s got full diamonds-
Jordan: Wait, how are you knocking him away? You mean you’re just gonna-
Tucker: He’s- He- He logged out on the edge of a mountain next to my house-
Jordan: OK.
Tucker: -so I can just knock him off and he’ll die.
Jordan: Why don’t you just destroy blocks under him and put lava there?
Tucker: That’s what I’m doing, that’s why I asked you to come.
Jordan: Oh, you are.
Tucker: But I don’t want him- I don’t want you to- I don’t him to log on while I’m gone. And get away, y’see?
Alright, come down here, you see me to the left?
Jordan: Um, are you- OK, you’re right there.
Tucker: Come to the left and then come down here.
Jordan: OK.
Tucker: Alright, drop lava down, like put the source block right there.
Jordan: Right here?
Tucker: Right there. Yeah.
Jordan: OK.
Tucker: (laughs) And, uh- He’s just gonna- He logged out either right here- um, oh. Well, maybe we should put the source block right there.
Jordan: OK. Are you sure you don’t want- You could-
TonyModestep has joined the Realm of Mianite
Oh!
Tucker: There he is!
Jordan: (laughing)
Tucker: DIE! DIE! DIEEE!!
II_JERiiCHO_II: DIE
DIE! (laughing) YES!
Both: (laughing)
Jordan: Oh God. Oh, he’s putting water down. He’s-
Tucker: I know.
TonyModestep tried to swim in lava to escape II_JERiiCHO_II
Jordan: Oh, he’s dead. (laughing)
Tucker: Umm. Yes, and I- Fuck yes! That’s hilarious!
Jordan: Did you actually get his stuff?
Tucker: Uh, I don’t know yet. I don’t know yet.
TonyModestep: gg tucker
Jordan: Oh my g- (laughs)
Tucker: I actually got some stuff.
Jordan: (laughing)
Tucker: Yes, I did! I got diamond boots, lava bucket, pot of strength- Get outta here!
Jordan: I need a commission on that. I need a commission on that.
***25:00***
Tucker: You will. Well, d’you want a diamond or-
Jordan: I want- I want more than a diamond. That deserves extra commission.
Tucker: That’s all I got.
JoshModestep: haha fair play
All I got was a pot of strength and diamond boots.
Jordan: OK. Well, I would take a- I guess I’ll take a diamond, sure whatever.
II_JERiiCHO_II: gg ‘
II_JERiiCHO_II: :D
Tucker: Here. I’ll give you two diamonds-
Jordan: OK.
Tucker: ‘cause the boots are four, and- that makes me- oh, wow, this is gone. Damn.
Jordan: (laughs)
Tucker: Oh, man, I thought you were gonna do it, dude, because- here, you want a diamond pickaxe instead? Or, like, what do you want?
Jordan: Um, I mean, yeah, I’ll take it.
Tucker: There. Here.
Jordan: OK.
Tucker: Thank you for the- the teamwork, that was good. [indistinguishable]
Jordan: Oh, that was- that was impeccable timing.
JoshModestep: the life of bad internets
If I hadn’t been right next to lava when you asked- (laughs)
Tucker: Oh, were you? [indistinguishable]
Jordan: I was literally right next to lava, yeah.
CaptainSparklez: i was just following orders
Dianite has joined the Realm of Mianite
Jordan: I was- oh, Dianite has joined (laughing) oh God. Oh no. What’s gonna happen? Oh, this is- this is no good. Uh oh. Um. Sooo.
Dianite: You have failed me. (Jordan reads it out loud, laughing)
It’s about to get real. (laughing) Things are about to get real. Oh God. Well, I got a diamond pickaxe, do I wanna enchant with 25 levels?
JoshModestep: The giant temple wasn’t enough? :(
Dude, he’s about to get told or something like that. Uh oh. What’s- What’s gonna go down?
Dianite: You failed your mission
TonyModestep: I tried :(
(deep voice) “You failed your mission.” (laughs) God, it’s so sad to watch.
TonyModestep: my internet connection killed me
So sad to watch. I don’t think his internet connection killed him, I’m pretty sure he just got destroyed by lava, so. Umm, let’s enchant this thing. Do we want 24 levels, see what we get? Or do we wanna- we could enchant a sword as well, that’s probably a good call.
JoshModestep: does Dianite do broadband?
TonyModestep died
Why don’t we make a sword? T- (laughs) he died. (laughs and reads last three chat entries)
Dianite left the game
Oh, God. R.I.P. R.I.P, man. Alright, I’m making a sword. Kay, um, let’s enchant it. I think 25 levels is enough
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We don’t need to go too crazy on this. Oh boy. Do that, see what we get. 24 levels and-! Oh! That’s actually really good! I mean- I mean, Fire Aspect would be great and all but Sharpness III/Unbreaking III? //gives thumbs-up// That’s good stuff! (laughs) Alright! Beautiful, beautiful work. Now I can kill things like crazy-
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-and I could also- no, I don’t have enough to, uh, to make a diamond pickaxe- er, a- a diamond chestplate, unfortunately, but yeah!
Welp. I am happy with that. I’m happy with that. I have a diamond pickaxe now, I have a- a subway system that needs a little bit of, uh, rework on the entryway over here, I have a house that sorta needs to be fixed eventually, but- you know. All in all, not too shabby, not too shabby. I think it’s been, uh- it’s been a decent day. It’s been a decent day.
Um, so, because everyone else is- is peacing out, I may, uh- I may peace out as well, but it’s been, uh- it’s been lots of fun. I think (laughs). So yeah, on that note, um. Thanks, everyone, for watching, if you’re here at the stream or later on in the- in the YouTube video, uh, what have you. It’s been lots of fun. Thanks for coming out, thanks for watching and- and stuff.
Um, and stuff. Wait- Wait- Wait a minute. //opens chat, sees the following//
Dianite has joined the Realm of Mianite
Dianite: So you have switched sides I see.
Am I being talked to? Uh. Hold on.
CaptainSparklez: are you talking to me?
Uh. Is Dianite talking to me? I don’t know if I wanna leave when I’m being spoken to by Dianite, uh oh. Hold on. We may have a bit of an encore here.
Dianite: Indeed Sparklez
Dianite: Looks like you have chosen your side.
Uh. (reads typing out loud)
CaptainSparklez: have i?
“I was on Ianite-”
Dianite has left the game
Oh. God. Wait. What? No. What happened? (laughing) Oh, dang, what happened? It says- what side have I chosen, though? Have I chosen Team Ianite? Or does Dianite think I chose Team Dianite? Dude. But they- (sighs). They l- He left. Oh my God. Well, I don’t know what to do now. I don’t know what to do now. //opens chat and reads typing out loud//
CaptainSparklez: im scurred
I don’t know if I’m- Did I piss- did I piss him off? Or did I- oh God (laughs). Well. things just- things just got real. I guess we’ll have to see where these things that got real go, uh, next time (voice rising in pitch) we join back onto the server. Oh man. Well, I guess, uh- yeah, on that note, thanks everyone for coming out! It has been fun! And, uh- //waves// see ya later!
(Outro music)
Thanks, everyone for reading! This is my first post as a mod here, and I hope I upheld the standard Rina has set over the last four episodes! Thanks again, and let us know if there’s anything we can change!
Hey everyone, Rina here! Just wanted to let ya know, we’ve got a new mod on the team now, Liam, aka ealop. You should come by and say hi/welcome him and Reo! :3
Jordan: Are you...(sighs) alright. Well. (sighs) That’s- I’m unmuting myself in the TeamSpeak, and I’m gonna go yell at Tucker right now because, (sighs for a good five or six seconds)
JoshModestep: gotta make the lord happy
II_JERiiCHO_II: finally building a temple?
JoshModestep: we chose a good location don’t you think?
Jordan: My house is a carrot. Wha- it was appropriate. I just, (exasperated sigh), I just joined in with a carrot in my hand and my house is orange. Oh my god.
II_JERiiCHO_II: I can dig it
Jordan: Okie dokie! Well, hold on, lemme unmute myself. //unmutes TeamSpeak// Hey uh, hey Tucker! Hey! Hey, man.
Tucker: Oh hey! Hi, friend.
Jordan: Hi- friend! Friend, is that what we call each other?
Tucker: Friendo, pal, buddy. Team- team member?
JoshModestep: just so you know we’re always watching you
Jordan: Team member- no, I, wha- team member? Team member?!
Tucker: Yeah, partner-in-crime?
Jordan: No, I- I think we’re opponents in crime right now.
Tucker: I don’t think that’s true.
Jordan: No I, I definitely do. My house is orange. I’m holding a carrot in my hand, I was-
Tucker: Why is your house orange?
Jordan: Well, I- maybe because I was holding a carrot in my hand when I joined back in.
Tucker: That’s probably it. Probably it.
Jordan: It’s coincidental, but no I’d, I’d more so say it’s because you were mad that, that I was using spruce, and so you were like, “You know what? Let’s just make it orange.” ‘Cause we were talking about acacia wood last time, and-
Tucker: I did not, no such thing!
Jordan: Oh, no you didn’t.
Tucker: I did- no, why would I ever do such a thing? I agreed that, y’know, we’d let the Homeowners Association cover it.
Jordan: No, I’m- I’m pretty sure you were just mad, um. //walks over to see “Home color corrected! -Home Owners Assoc.” sign, next to a second sign with the Modestep logo on it)
Tucker: No, I don’t think that’s how things worked out. I think you were in violation.
Jordan: (reading out sign.) “Home color corrected. Sincerely, the Homeowner’s Association, with a, an X-X...X-X uh, tongue-out face.”
Tucker: Well, there ya go! Aite, well that’s Modestep’s logo, so I don’t know why you’re blaming me.
Jordan: Okay.
Tucker: But the Homeowners clearly did it-
Jordan: Uh-huh.
Tucker: -and I don’t wanna anger them. So, you know, I was just lookin’ out for you.
Jordan: Okay. You know what? You know what, joke’s on you, man. I’m gonna- I’m gonna have an orange house. ‘Kay?
Tucker: (giggling) Yessss!
Jordan: Yeah. No, I- I can see from your reaction. Oh, okay. (chuckles)
Tucker: (continues to laugh)
Jordan: Yeah, you’d better be sleeping with one eye open, man.
Tucker: It wasn’t even my idea, it was- it was, it was Firefox. She was like, “Hey, how ‘bout we make Sparklez’s base red- er, uh, orange?” And I was like, you know, that’d be so rude but I’d be rude not to oblige and help you.
Jordan: See the thing is, if I wanna even repair my- my house, I'd have to destroy every single block. Every. Single. Block.
Tucker: What’s funny is that the birch wood is still there, though, so.
Jordan: Is it? Where is it?
Tucker: It’s in your chest!
Jordan: Oh.
Tucker: I wouldn’t know that, because I didn’t do it, but. It’s there.
Jordan: (bursts out laughing) Oh yeah, you wouldn’t know, because-
Tucker: No, why would I know? That’s just such a ridiculous thing.
Jordan: Uh-huh. Okay, welp, I mean, that’s great and all. Just uh, yeah. Sleep with one eye open, man.
Tucker: Aite, man.
Jordan: Homeowner’s Associan, man, they’re- I’m, I’m not sure they’re pleased with your house either, so I’m just gonna go, I’m gonna double-check that everything is up to code, right? And then- and then, I mean if it’s not, I might have to report something to the Homeowner’s Association, man! (laughing)
Tucker: [indistinguishable] (laughing) Right, I might have to get a notebook out or something! I dunno.
Jordan: Mhm! I’m gonna, I’m gonna come in for an inspection, um, in just a moment, alright? Is- is that-
Tucker: That’s funny, I don’t remember ever electing you as the Homeowner’s Association person.
Jordan: Well- well, you see, the- the thing is, um, I appointed myself as it, because no one else was steppin’ up to the plate, so.
Tucker: That’s funny, ‘cause I already made one, 'cause I already checked your house.
Jordan: Yeah- yeah, except you did it on unofficial capacity and, and what you did violated the code of not only the Homeowner’s Association, but the, the code of honor in making modifications.
Tucker: Oh. (laughs) The code of honor!
Jordan: So, I’m gonna be forced to inspect your house right now.
Tucker: (laughing) God dammit. Don’t inspect my house.
Jordan: I’m gonna inspect your house.
Tucker: Don’t come up here and inspect my house. [indistinguishable]
Jordan: Fine, you know what actually? I have to- I have to gather necessary supplies to be able to inspect your house, because I need like a compass, I need a tape measure, I need- I need all the things that, you know.
Tucker: Why would you need a compass? Why is pointing north gonna help you to inspect my house?
Jordan: //killing zombies// Are- are you, no, are you aware of what a compass is? A compass is a thing that’s used to draw circles-
Tucker: Oh! Oh, a mathematical compass.
Jordan: Yes.
Tucker: Nevermind, I got it.
Jordan: Yeah.
Tucker: Yeah. I could see, I could see reasons for that. But that’s great! ‘Cause most of my work involves being around my house today, so.
Jordan: Uh-huh.
Tucker: I’m gonna just kinda hang out here and stuff.
Jordan: Okay, cool! Well, I am gonna go and uh, I’m gonna go grab some of that. Um, I just have to, to find, remember where it was last stored, you know? And then, and then it’ll be great! And then- I dunno how long it’ll be until the inspection begins, but uh, you know. We’ll uh, we’ll see.
Tucker: Yeah, just gimme- just gimme an update! Lemme know when you’re headin’ over, and I’ll put some cheese and crackers out for you, and...
Jordan: Are you tryin’- you’re tryin’ to bribe the, the inspector, are you?
Tucker: I would never do such a thing, but if- but, (laughs) why would cheese and crackers be a bribe? [indistinguishable]
Jordan: I dunno, maybe I really like cheese and crackers.
Tucker: That’s just your thing. You just really enjoy it.
Jordan: Yeah, I’m- it may be my thing.
Tucker: Alright. Well, you know what, nevermind.
Jordan: (high pitched voice) Mhm. (normal voice again) Alright, well I’m gonna go on an expedition to uh, figure out where I, where I placed my tools. It’s gonna be good stuff, man. Gonna be good stuff.
***5:01***
Jordan: (to himself) Um, alright. Let’s see. //creeper explodes in front of his house, destroying a chest// (angry growl) Goddammit! Ugh! I absolutely despise creepers. I really do. Really, really...ugh. (pained voice) Okie dokie. Welp, uh, that’s good stuff. Real good stuff. Where did- oh, my workbench got blown up there, too. It’s- it’s great. That’s just, oookie dokie. Welp, um, yep, let me make another workbench, cool. That’s uh, that’s good.
And then, and then I will make another, another chest, um. This is not my day, is it? Really, really not- not my day at all, um, okie dokie. Welp, that’s just phenomenal. I- I like when that happens. Lemme just make another chest- actually, the chest was probably sitting in there, but whatever.
Okay. Well, um, time to throw stuff back. (under his breath) Oh, god dangit. Alright. Alright. Just fantastic stuff. Faaaantastic stuff. You know, I- I would, I would actually fix my house back to the way it was, except that that would take a very long time, and we’ve already been working on the house- (laughs) -for the past bunch of streams anyway. And so, I don’t know if I wanna like, keep spending time on it when there are other things that need to be done, like going and (coughs) mining for resources and stuff.
Or, possibly going and making a temple to, I dunno, a god, and possibly exacting revenge on someone who is to be unnamed. I dunno, maybe- maybe that’s something that we should do on the agenda or somethin’ or other like that. Uh- oh! My- my steps got blown up too. Everything got blown up. Alright. I like it when that happens a lot. It’s the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was- I need some dirt, and let’s cover- //sees a second creeper// (angry growly voice) NOOO, I hate you so much, don’t you dare do it. Oh my god, why. Why is it only- why is it only creepers who ever- //creeper starts sizzling like it’s gonna blow up// No, don’t do it! Don’t you DARE do it! Had just about enough of you, just about- I’ve had just about enough of your kind. ‘Kay? You’re gone. You’re gone!
Why can’t there just be nice zombies? Why does it have to be creepers? I mean, I could take this- you know, I could interpret this another way, in that uh, he did not like how the, the Homeowner’s- the “Homeowner’s Association” adjusted my, my house, and uh, he decided to take matters into his own hands, and um, you know, remove some pieces. So maybe, you know, bit by bit, as creepers decide that, that they wanna blow stuff up, I will replace it with the rightful blocks that we are supposed to be using. //puts birch planks where chunks of acacia planks/stairs are missing// Mhm. Why don’t we do that?
Okay. And then some birch wood stairs, mhm. Mhm. And then put down that stuff //shuffling around in his inventory//, right there. Alright, and like so. Okie-dokie. Is that actually- yeah, I think that’s how I had it set up. Alright! So, slowly but surely (chuckles), slowly but surely, we’re gonna fix this thing up. It’s gonna look awful in the meantime, but that’s okay. Um-
Tucker: Speaking of which, though, do you uh, are you interested in uh, making a rail cart system to connect all of the other rail cart systems?
Jordan: Uh, there’s a- is there an existing one already?
Tucker: Yeah, I just built uh, I just built one and it goes to, uh, Firefox’s house, Tom built one and it goes from the priest’s house to his house, so we’re all tryin’ to link up in some way, shape, or form.
Jordan: Mine is a little bit far away, so it could take awhile.
Tucker: Yeah, I mean, everyone’s is like a hundred blocks uh, away from each oth- no, three hundred blocks away from each other, so. We’re just tryin’ to do something [indistinguishable], you know.
Jordan: I don’t- I don’t really have iron, though, is the problem.
Tucker: I will make your, your rail carts for you. Just so I don’t have to run all the way over there.
Jordan: (incredulous) Really?! Really? Hm! ‘Kay.
Tucker: Well as long as you dig the tunnel, like, you can strip mine on the way here, I guess. (chuckles)
Jordan: Oh god. Dig a tunnel all the way? That’s gonna like, take fifty pickaxes, but whatever. Uh, we’ll see, we’ll see.
Tucker: Or...one diamond pickaxe? A singular diamond pickaxe?
Jordan: Yeah, except I don’t have a, a diamond pickaxe. So, you know. //is attacked by spider//
Tucker: (strained voice) Oh my god, you’re the worst. (normal voice) Okay, how bout this, I’ll give you a diamond pickaxe, I’ll give you a brand new diamond pickaxe-
Jordan: I don’t- I need to go mining in places!
Tucker: -I’ll give you a brand new diamond pickaxe if the Homeowner’s Association doesn’t come to my house.
Jordan: Uh- no, but the Homeowner’s Association does still have to come to your house.
Tucker: (laughs) Heh, then you’re not gonna- aite, well...fight...me...about it. I don’t know.
Jordan: Why would I have to fight you about the Homeowner’s Association?
***10:03***
Tucker: Have the Homeowner’s Association fight me in the colosseum that we don’t have yet.
Jordan: Yeah, I think we need the colosseum first.
Tucker: Honestly, I’m ready for it! Let’s get that thing goin’.
Jordan: Yeah, we need like, a hundred diamonds for it! So.
Tucker: Well, I got twenty, Tom’s got three stacks, and Modestep’s got like eight.
Jordan: Uh-huh. Alright, hey, we’ll- we’ll work our way to it. I have uh, I have one. I mean I’m, I’m one percent of the way there, man. It’s, it’s good stuff.
Tucker: That’s worth...good stuff.
Jordan: It’s really good stuff actually, I mean, you should be very very proud of me.
Tucker: (chuckles) So proud- every time you get a diamond, I need you to tell me, so I can just, a single tear can roll down my face and I can be happy for you.
Jordan: I will, just for you, man. Just for you.
Tucker: Thank you. We’re gonna celebrate your diamonds together.
Jordan: Uh-huh! Alright, well in the meantime, I’m just going and collecting resources again, for uh, you know, my uh, my- my Homeowner’s (goofy voice), my Homeowner’s Association inspection. It’s very important.
Tucker: Alright, that’s cool.
Jordan: Mhm!
Tucker: I’m- I’m eagerly awaiting passing inspection and code. It’s gonna be great. It’ll be lovely.
Jordan: Um, are you sure about that? ‘Cause I don’t know. I feel like you probably got a few violations here and there.
Tucker: One would think so, but I’ve been- you know, I hired someone, so.
Jordan: Did you? Really?
Tucker: Yeah. It was uh, there- they might be around here...somewhere.
Jordan: Very, very professional.
Tucker: Actually no, we’re the only two people on the server, so.
Jordan: (laughs) Your- your professional didn’t show up. Sorry, man.
Tucker: Yeah, it’s rough.
Jordan: Not very professional of them, is it?
Tucker: Hah! No. Really, I was- they really dropped the ball on this one. You expect to pay someone and that’s that, but apparently not.
Jordan: Mhm. //eats two carrots, heads back towards the Nether portal// Okay, so I’m tryin’ to- I’m tryin’ to just get down to the bottom, um. I forgot that this thing is so ridiculously high up, and what is it? It is negative...negative forty, negative twenty. Um, and then really high off the ground. Negative forty, negative twenty, and then ninety blocks up. I just need to get down there-ish. //looking below at soul sand lava beach thing//. Or, you know what, I have a better idea. I have a better idea. I have a way better idea, that I didn’t think of. What I’m gonna do- what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna go back //goes back through portal//, and uh, I’m gonna- there was, there was some lava that was right over here. Didn’t even think of that. //steals lava from priest’s house’s entryway// So let’s do that, and let’s do that. Alright. Cool!
//rearranges buckets of lava in inventory// And then we’ll put that there, and we’ll put that there, we’ll do that, and we’ll do, uh, that? Put that there- and it’ll be great! Okay, let’s go and have a uh, let’s go and have a Homeowner’s Inspection! Mhm. Let’s go and have a homeowner’s inspection. It’s gonna be real fun times, I do like inspecting me some uh, some homes. Why are my clouds turned on? //goes into settings, turns off clouds// Turn those off, okay, and let’s go see if he has any code violations.
Um, I- I think it’s very important to ensure that all houses are up to standard and- oh, that’s fancy! //looks at Dianite’s temple thing// I hadn’t seen that, whoa! That’s real cool! Is that, is that uh, a shrine for Dianite? //reads sign// ‘Under Construction.’ Dang. That’s nifty, huh. Had to have a lotta redstone for that. Alright. Well, I think he’s, he’s building something for Dianite.
Anyway, let’s go and have a look-see at the house, and I think- I think it’ll be fun. It’ll be lots and lots of fun. Mhm. //eats carrots// Okay. Up we go, up the long, long steps, that are made of acacia and- oh, look! The house is not made of acacia.
//presumably unmutes himself on TeamSpeak// Hello! I’m here for an inspection! //hears TNT igniting underneath him as he enters the house// Uh. //house blows up// (laughs) Okay, I don’t- what? That wasn’t me! (laughing) That wasn’t me! Did he just...? What- why did- alright, I mean, that’s- that’s great. (continues laughing) I set off a trap in someone else’s house.
Alright, well, um, I do believe that uh, he may have a violation or two. I think that you’re supposed to um, I do believe that you’re supposed to have all your floors completed in your house. Um, hi there!
Tucker: //enters while shift-walking, draws his sword//
***15:00***
Jordan: I didn’t do that! (laughing) I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it. I-
Tucker: I was sitting underneath you!
Jordan: I didn’t do it! (continues laughing)
Tucker: Uh-huh, I saw it. I was, I saw it.
Jordan: What do you mean?
Tucker: I saw you place the TNT and blow it up. I can’t believe you would do something like that.
Jordan: (incredulous) What are you talking about?! What are you talking about?! //walks back upstairs//
Tucker: Even taking down one of my doors just to frame me for doing it. I can’t believe you would do such a thing.
Jordan: Did you blow- did you just blow your own house up for the sake of being able to blame something on me?
Tucker: No! That’s ridiculous. Now get out of my house before I kill you for what you’ve done.
Jordan: (pulls out bucket of lava) This is a stick-up!
Tucker: It’s not a stick-up, this is-
Jordan: This is a stick-up! This is a stick-up, don’t move a muscle. Don’t move a muscle!
Tucker: (loudly) Whoa, what’ve you got there?! What do you have in your hand-
Jordan: Don’t move a muscle. (starts laughing)
Tucker: (opens a chest next to him)
Jordan: Alright, alright. Don’t move. Don’t make any sudden movements or this is goin’ on the ground.
Tucker: Alright, buddy. //crouches//
Jordan: Okay, so, my demands. My list of demands.
Tucker: Okay.
Jordan: I need- I need thirty-two blocks of quartz.
Tucker: [indistinguishable high-pitched noise]
Jordan: Yeah. Yeah. I need a diamond axe.
Tucker: No okay, see, no! The quartz, yeah, giving you-
Jordan: Yeah. I need a diamond axe. I need it.
Tucker: Here. Here’s a nice iron axe. Iron is free.
Jordan: No, diamond! Did I say iron? I don’t accept iron, I accept diamond.
Tucker: Well, I [indistinguishable]
Jordan: Do you see what I have in my hand?
Tucker: ...I’m willing to bet... (sighs) Okay. Stay there, hold on.
Jordan: You better keep shift-walkin’.
Tucker: I’m shift-walking, I can’t do any sudden movements. //goes into chest, pulls out iron ore// Aite. Aite.
Jordan: I hope you’re crafting that pickaxe. Or, not- I mean axe, I mean axe.
Tucker: Gimme a second! //accidentally throws creeper spawn egg out of his inventory//
Jordan: No, don’t make any sudden movements!
Tucker: //hits Jordan with his spawn egg//
Jordan: What’re you doin’?! It’s goin’ down! It’s goin’ down if you punch me once more-
Tucker: //uses one of the spawn eggs, creeper spawns and blows up in his house//
Jordan: What’re you doing?!
Tucker: //hits Jordan with his sword// [indistinguishable screaming]
Jordan: //puts down lava in two places// It’s goin’ down! It’s goin’ down! (starts laughing)
Tucker: (screaming) NOOOO! NO, IT’S YELLING TIMBER! OH, GOD LOOK HOW FAST IT SPREADS, IT’S INSANE! It’s like a speedy Gonzales!
Jordan: (laughing really hard)
Tucker: God dammit! Jordan!
Jordan: (still laughing) Yeah, I told you not to make any sudden moves!
Tucker: It spreads so quickly! I didn’t expect that! How many buckets did you have?
Jordan: (still laughing) Two!
Tucker: Fuck! I just-
Jordan: (continues laughing)
Tucker: (starts laughing too; high-pitched voice) No! The creeper didn’t fuckin’ do anything, what a waste of a creeper! Great.
Jordan: //makes his way to Tucker’s entryway// (still laughing) Alright. I need to see the aftermath without being killed.
Tucker: There’s no aftermath, it’s just-
Jordan: Oh, it did spread real quickly! (starts laughing harder)
Tucker: Luckily I cleared out- oh my god, this sucks. Ughhhhh!
Jordan: (starts laughing again)
Tucker: I don’t even have enough wood to replace this. I’m just gonna leave it like this. This is how it is now. This is how it is.
Jordan: ‘Kay. ‘Kay, it’s alright. We’ve uh, we have both made, made changes to each other’s houses. It’s uh, good stuff. Um, the Homeowner’s Association approves of these changes and uh, they request that they, they remain in effect. //eats carrot//
Tucker: What, you just mean I have my house like this from now- like this forever?
Jordan: Yeah. Yeah.
Tucker: (laughs) Okay, fine. I’ll do it. I’ll just leave it with like, windows open and everything. Oh, god.
Jordan: It’s good.
Tucker: Great, good! I wanted it this way! This is just- look at the cross-breeze that’s gonna come through my farm, okay?
Jordan: Uh-huh. I know, it’s fresh air. It’s real, real good stuff.
Tucker: Aite.
Jordan: So, yeah! On- on that note, I think I’m gonna- I’ll go find my own diamonds, man. Jeez.
Tucker: Yeah, man. Well, I didn’t wanna give away my di- you know how long it takes to find damn diamonds? For whatever reason I can’t ever find them. I just, doesn’t- doesn’t work for me.
Jordan: //eats carrots// Well, I am gonna go mining elsewhere. I’m gonna go back to the snow place, and then it’s gonna be great. Although, there’s a little bit of lopsided lava over here, let’s fix that. //takes one source block from lava in front of priest’s house and puts it in the spot where he stole it earlier// Um...there. There we go. Okay. Well, I’m gonna go on a mining quest and then-
Tucker: Go! Go, go and, no one- no one will miss you.
Jordan: -I dunno, when- when I get back, I dunno, we can, we can do the- the railway system or something if you want, but you might hate me, which is totally fine, but-
Tucker: I don’t hate you! I don’t hate you, it was completely justified.
Jordan: Good. //steps into Nether Portal//
Tucker: The one downside is that I- I’m gonna, I’m gonna fix my floor, because my floor is- er, all my glass, because I- I miss it. I miss my glass [indistinguishable].
Jordan: Okay, you- you do what you’re gonna do. I mean, there may be another Homeowner’s Inspection at some point, so just be careful.
Tucker: Alright, see, no- there’s not gonna be- alright, fine! The Homeowner’s Association is ruthless right here! What the hell kinda standards are we dealing with? [indistinguishable], what, Floor Police?
Jordan: Uh, I dunno, that’s pretty- pretty classic Homeowner’s Association as far as I know.
Tucker: (chuckles) Luckily I have not had to- (to himself) why am I doing this? Goddammit.
Jordan: (to himself) Um-
Tucker: Alright, fine. Go adventure, we’ll do the minecart stuff later.
Jordan: Okay. Alright, will do. Crap, I forgot wood. I need to bring wood with me so I can make torches and stuff. One second, one second. //steps back into Nether Portal// Well, I would say that was a successful inspection! //gives thumbs-up// So, that was good stuff. (laughs) Now we need to go and find resources, um, and then we can- we can build like, a- a minecart railway, so. Alright, let’s go and get our wood- actually, let’s take a sip of apple juice. That’s very, very important.
Outro Music
Again, so sorry this is much later than the other ones! Life happens, ya know? Anyway, let me (Rina) know if there’s anything that needs to be added or changed to make it more accessible for ya. :3
Hey everyone! Mod R/Rina here (I’m just gonna start going by Rina, it’s less confusing :P)
I’d just like to let y’all know you should come and welcome Reo, aka tiem-rrreester, to the MianiteWithCaptions team. He’s already working on transcripts and doing pretty awesome so far.
So yeah, you should come say hi and welcome and all that good stuff!~
MianiteWithCaptions is officially looking for other mods!
Hey everyone! As you all (probably) know, I’ve been having trouble keeping up with captioning all the videos from Glitter Lap’s perspective, as school is coming up for me shortly.
Given how busy this next semester is going to be for me, I will likely not be able to keep up very well (or at all) with captioning/writing out transcripts regularly until late November at the earliest and early December at the second-earliest.
Which really, really sucks. I wanted this to be something I could take on by myself and say, “Yeah, I did that! I’m super pumped that I was able to do that!” But, alas, my pride’s gotten the better of me. (It’s not the first time, let me tell ya.)
Anyway, I know a bunch of you have been wanting to help out with the transcripts and stuff, which is super great, ‘cause I’m officially looking for some other mods right now! For now, I’m only going to be scouting out two others, but I may bring on a third one in the near future (for four mods total).
So, without further ado: here’s what I’m looking for in a mod!
Someone who knows what transcripts and closed captions require for accessibility to the d/Deaf/HoH community
Someone who will have time and energy on their hands to be able to help grind out the transcripts from seasons one and two within the year (as in, between now and August 2016)
Preferably someone in my age range (I’m twenty, so anyone between 18-22 years old is who I’m looking for, but if you’re younger or older that’s entirely fine too!)
To apply for a mod position:
Mbf mianitewithcaptions
Reblog this post
Most importantly: fill out this mod app!
And last, I just wanted to thank you all so much for your support! Even though I’ve only done three episodes so far, I don’t think I could have even gotten that far without your support. So thank you all so much, for everything. I’m so looking forward to having more people to work with!
MianiteWithCaptions is officially looking for other mods!
Hey everyone! As you all (probably) know, I’ve been having trouble keeping up with captioning all the videos from Glitter Lap’s perspective, as school is coming up for me shortly.
Given how busy this next semester is going to be for me, I will likely not be able to keep up very well (or at all) with captioning/writing out transcripts regularly until late November at the earliest and early December at the second-earliest.
Which really, really sucks. I wanted this to be something I could take on by myself and say, “Yeah, I did that! I’m super pumped that I was able to do that!” But, alas, my pride’s gotten the better of me. (It’s not the first time, let me tell ya.)
Anyway, I know a bunch of you have been wanting to help out with the transcripts and stuff, which is super great, ‘cause I’m officially looking for some other mods right now! For now, I’m only going to be scouting out two others, but I may bring on a third one in the near future (for four mods total).
So, without further ado: here’s what I’m looking for in a mod!
Someone who knows what transcripts and closed captions require for accessibility to the d/Deaf/HoH community
Someone who will have time and energy on their hands to be able to help grind out the transcripts from seasons one and two within the year (as in, between now and August 2016)
Preferably someone in my age range (I’m twenty, so anyone between 18-22 years old is who I’m looking for, but if you’re younger or older that’s entirely fine too!)
To apply for a mod position:
Mbf mianitewithcaptions
Reblog this post
Most importantly: fill out this mod app!
And last, I just wanted to thank you all so much for your support! Even though I’ve only done three episodes so far, I don’t think I could have even gotten that far without your support. So thank you all so much, for everything. I’m so looking forward to having more people to work with!
