Just had a thought. The joke about morticia and gomez adams going though a divorce but it's just some fun for them. That but with price and his wifey. Like wifey joked about a divorce and how John wouldn't be able to even if he tried, and he takes that as a challenge. So they go though a divorce, bringing it to court, wifey is stone faced throughout, and John keeps giving wifey more things, like keeping the house, the dog, with his serious captian face. They argue about where the rest of the team will stay, like they are their Children. Soap insists on staying with wifey cuz "Bonnie needs someone tae be thare wi' her in thae tryin' times". They get Simon to agree to be on prices side, and gaz being pulled in both directions. Or they all side with wifey again soap with the same excuse. They still live with eachother throughout the "divorce" and pretend to hate each other at home (playfully) when the divorce finally goes though they just get married agian, and that's how they renew their vows or smthn.