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[miawolfo]

I was recently reading a König x reader fanfic, it started out normal, right? König being possessive and shit, it mentioned that he was like in the 141 and I was like "ok yea sure" and continued to read. Reader is at like a Cafe or smthn and König is sitting with the "other three" of the 141 in the corner as he stares at reader and I was like "three?" And for a genuine moment I was like " oh maybe price isn't there cuz he is working or like at home with the missus" nope. It said ghost, soap, price, and könig were all th the table. I had completely forgot that people replace Gaz with König. And when I remembered I was disappointed. That said I'm really happy that the fics I read include Gaz that I forgot he was ever forgotten.

[chrissyjoshys]

"whats your favourite genre of music" songs that i like. it's pretty cool every single song in that genre is one that i like

[burins]

saw someone say that they don't read fics under 10k and had to laugh because more fool you, that is where all the bangers are. obviously I'm biased but truly nothing hits like a 1.5k fic with a lowercase title from some obscure poet where nothing actually happens and yet you emerge blinking with a completely new outlook on the character. infinitely rereadable. like a perfectly crafted pastry. I'm gobbling them up!

[maddiebiscuits]

huuuughhhhh yahoo selling scraped data from tumblr to AI sloo probably uughhhwaaauuwghhhhhh

[maddiebiscuits]

Tumblr user? Here's what to know about Tumblr selling your data to OpenAI and MidJourney

Parent company Automattic will reportedly sell Tumblr content to OpenAI and MidJourney for training data. Here's how you can opt out.

bwwaaaughhhhhhgggh enshittification continues

[the-barn-rat]

this is what you're looking for to opt out!!!

[cappuccinoandglitter]

It's under Visibility, noy Privacy like I assumed at first.

[trainwreck-of-thoughts]

No no no, see, a puppet obtains power at the expense of agency, a doll obtains meaning at the expense of agency, and a plushie obtains unconditional love at the expense of agency. The thing currently mauling you was already powerful and self-actualized when I brought it under my sway, so when you beg me to 'call off my puppet' you should really be saying plushie instead. Try again, m'kay?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[frightfullytreeish]

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

[gorebonk]

Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

[phantom-threaded]

The Creature + ponytail Yup, that's the post.

[susanoos-wife]

I love x reader fics almost as much as bitches online love to complain about them.

[doctor-roman]

I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever

[nyxwoven]

i have great news

[doctor-roman]

MR. LEA I AM SO FUCKING SORRY

[miawolfo]

Isaac Night would 100% be the kinda guy to be like "if you see my partner yelling at me, don't say anything, I'm exactly where I wanna be"

I totally see him leaning aginst a wall smirking down at them as they angrly poke at his chest hands in pockets. He is 10000% a rage baiter.

[konigs-lover]

just saw the wildest sentence on a post before losing it: she saying ‘i scratch and bite’ he saying ‘you’ll crawl and beg too’

like HUH???? yeah please do that <3 just hnnnm that’s very simon coded, price too <3

[etherealizzie]

“YOULL CRAWL AND BEG TOO??”

i can 100% see price doing this. GOOODDDDD WHO ARE THESE WRITERS THAT COME UP WITH THE SHIT THAT SLAPS????

[wizard-email]

i am EVIL!!! no I don't want to join your found family please go away,,

[wizard-email]

I'm literally pointing a death lazer at you

[wizard-email]

*sobs*

[wizard-email]

stop asking about my dad