someone just liked some of my old posts and i am now motivated to post in that style again* because i think its really funny even though it doesnt ususally do well HERE WE FUCKING GO
splatoon au stuff because i killed your family
-callie may or may not have hidden a body at least once. she was not blackmailed or coerced into it in any way and she will not tell me why she did that when she had ABSOLUTELY no reason to. it is how she met marie and like started being friends with her outside of like awkward family gatherings
-marie thinks god is real but thinks hes a horrible horrible person and would cut his dick off if given the chance
-i am god, and i am a horrible horrible person. good thing i dont have a dick.
-agent 3 is a kind of a bitch now and nobody really knows why. marie is annoyed with them and callie is very concerned
-agent 4.
-neo is just a silly little guy. theyre mostly just here for contrast against the rest of my sick fucking freaks
-gggrrAAAAAHHHH
*i improved it to my current tastes
