wedding ring 🤍
a smutty take on what it would feel being origins!Logan's wife and ending up with a cocky merc lusting after the married couple old enough to be his parents.
his favourite slut 🤍
mean!wade running his mouth while trying to make his pretty girlfriend squirt.
series :
nothing here yet
moodboards :
nothing here yet
DEADPOOL deadpool trilogy™
head canons :
more xmen headcanons 💿
a few more hot takes on the xmen, now with deadpool included!
fics / one - shots :
not paper 🥥/🌪
deadpool comes back to his appartment to find a bloody scene displayed on the kitchen floor. overall just sh comfort.
series :
the five times they asked about his sidekick, and the one time he realized why 🥥
think of Batman and Robin, then of Deadpool with a teenager. And then think of what happened with Batman's first Robin. Your death is a canon even in every damn deadpool timeline and your Wade is about to find out the hard way.
REWRITE OF THIS ^ SERIES !!!!
Title: I Make No Plans And None Can Be Broken
Fandom: The Hitman's Bodyguard
Characters: Michael Bryce, Darius Kincaid, Amelia Roussel
Rating: T
Words: 2,157
Warnings: Gunshots, Blood, Strong Language
Prompts filled: @fictober-event "You always have a plan" | Whumptober "One way out" and "I'm doing this for you" | @angstober "Blood" and "Do better" | @LyricalTitles "Fake Out"
Have you watched the Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard and experienced and accepted Mr. Michael Bryce as our Asexual King of Whump yet?
Yes I have (very recently too) and YES I HAVE!!!
MICHAEL BRYCE = ASEXUAL WHUMP KING!!
First of all this movie was fantastic fun and had some great whump in it. Ryan Reynolds whump really is so damn good. But that line!! "It must be you powerful asexuality that makes you such a great listener". I don't even care if this was meant to be a derogatory joke or whatever because I love how she said it with love, she said the actual word asexuality which is exciting, he didn't deny anything, and asexual Michael Bryce is fantastic idea and no one can take this away from me. I love it. He is our ace whump king and I will not accept anything less.