Dec 7, 2024
if michael was a dog, they’d be a borzoi
like look at this thing. it doesn’t know how it’s own limbs work
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if michael was a dog, they’d be a borzoi
like look at this thing. it doesn’t know how it’s own limbs work
In your Tubbo time loop Au.
Where does Michael end up? How does Michael end up? Does he have his memories? Does he reunite with Dream? Does he even regonize Dream?
Alright let's add my over the top Michael addition :]
Do you have a favourite supernatural headcanon?
Probably all of my angel wing color HCs! A bunch are under the cut. ^^
What God Are You a Reincarnation of?
Hila
Hila is a Native American goddess of cold weather.
Tagged by @goldentemplariumcrow
Catch Me If You Can (Michael Langdon x Reader)
Author’s Note: I tried to make the reader not gendered so I apologize if it’s shitty.
You were just learning to teleport. It was terrifying to think about everything that could go wrong. You had heard about witches and wizards losing hands or getting their other half split off by a gate.
You and Michael stood at the empty house. Michael was smoothing out his uniform which you shook in your boots. The two of you had started dating, finding ways to escape and be together. An empty house wasn’t exactly a romantic date.
“Why are we here?” You asked, your voice echoing around you.
Michael smiled wickedly. “We are here to practice your teleportation.”
You quickly shook your head. “You know I’m terrified to do it.”
“What better way to do it then through fear?” Michael pointed to the house. We’ll practice in this house.
You scrunched your nose. “Did you murder someone in here?”
Michael shrugged his shoulders, ignoring your question. Instead he shoved your shoulder. “Tag!” Then in the blink of an eye he was on the porch.
You ran to the porch, watching him disappear deeper into the house. “No cheating. Only use magic.”
You took a deep breath, concentrating. When you opened them again, you were a foot closer to the door. You jumped in glee. Michael laughed. “Don’t cheer yet. You haven’t even got me yet!”
Before he finished his sentence, you were face to face. Giving him a quick peck on the cheek, you disappeared. “You’re it!” You yelled from the second floor.
Michael gave a beastly growl as you two popped from room to room. He tapped you in the attic. You fell through the floor as you tackled him in one of the bedrooms.
You were hidden in a closet, holding a hand to your mouth to hide your breathing. You jumped when you heard a voice whisper in your ear. “Tag!”
Screeching, Michael tackled the two of you out of closet. You laughed as you kicked up dust. Michael had you pinned to the floor.
“Oh no.” You said in mock distress. “You’ve caught me. Oh what will I do?”
Michael laughed as he pressed his body to yours. Your mouths explored each other. He had just let his hands slip your belt off when you popped into the next room.
“Nice try lover boy.” You said, out of breathe from the exchange. “But I’ve got a meeting with Cordelia in ten minutes.”
Michael groaned as he walked toward you. You raised your hand for your belt. He slipped it back through your pants, pulling you closely. You could feel the heat of yours bodies linger. With a quick peck on the lips, he winked at you. “You’ve got to catch me first.” With the blink of an eye he was gone and the game had once again begun.
Hi I love your writing! Can we please get headcanons for Micheal Myers with an s/o that quotes memes and do things like try to get him to do things like floss?you don't have to do this if you don't want to! I still love your writing!! Please keep up the good work!
Awww! You’re so sweet!
Michael with a meme queen s/o
He doesn’t really understand what a meme is.
He is confused.
Has literally no idea what a meme even is.
You’ll have to explain...
He might floss once if you ask really nicely.
He does find it funny when you say yeet.
Or ADAM.
He likes the Area 51 memes.
One time you found him watching vines at 4 a.m.
You also caught him flossing in front of the mirror once.
Starts to find it funny when you quote vines.
Favourite vine:
michael juuls
he definitely has a zero nic that’s slushy flavord to balance out the smell of pot
first date with mikey
so i’m almost to 1000 followers (!!!) and some of my besties who are literally some of the best writers on tumblr (s.o. to @angelbabylu @gh0st-0f-y0u-95 @5sosnsfw @bloodmoonashton @halcyonnhood @lukescaboose and @deviantnines i luh y’all) have convinced me to try my hand at headcanons! this is my first one ever so please be nice lol i’m actually so nervous and if this flops it never happened
give me a follow and send in some more hc requests if you like what you see!
he’s INCREDIBLY nervous
he honestly doesn’t even know how he worked up the nerve to ask you out
he rings the doorbell and kind of jumps in place and shakes out his hands and exhales
you open the door and he breaks out into a huge smile before he’s even really looked at you
he opens the car door for you and talks to himself on the way back to his side
“chill out it’s just a girl oh my god”
he wants to be casual so he takes you to a diner
but then he starts to regret it when he pulls into the parking lot, thinking about how you deserve so much better than some hole-in-the-wall burger joint
you sit across from each other in a booth, holding his hand across the table when you feel his leg shake
he falls in love with you a little when you order a burger instead of a salad
you convince him to split a milkshake with you like in the cheesy movies
he rolls his eyes but secretly loves it
so. many. awkward. chuckles.
you pick some 90s punk song on the jukebox and he’s shook
he’s afraid he’s too much of a nerd but you notice his final fantasy tattoo and gush about your love for the game
“i’m a pretty good gamer, that’s all i’m saying” and he smirks and you swoon
the drive home includes blasting good charlotte and screaming the lyrics
he walks you to your door and it’s suddenly really silent and the air is thick
you lean on the doorknob for a second before going “soooo do you want a chance to lose on some playstation?”
you both erupt into laughter and the tension is 100% gone
“you are so on, babe”
he does that smirk again which makes you think maybe you’ll do more than play video games tonight
you push on the door and yank him inside, already starting the second date
Send me a HC request!