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Indie private single-muse blog to hell's most famous spider, Angel Dust. Mastermind behind the blog is Kanami. She/Her. 30+.

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Muse List Below Cut:

⛧⋆.˚ Character Index ˚.⋆⛧

Main Muses:

Blitzø - Primary Sallie May - Secondary Cherri Bomb - Secondary Octavia - Tertiary Adam - Tertiary Lucifer - Tertiary Michael - Tertiary

Additional Muses:

Beelzebub - Private Velvette - Request Charlie (Lottie) - Request Alastor (Alcé) - Private Vox - Request Valentino - Private Fizzarolli - Request Kanna - Private

Guest Muses:

Mimzy Loona Mammon

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Lu is so pretty~

Al is a liar if he doesn't agree.

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Valentino

⛧⋆.˚ Porn Overlord ˚.⋆⛧

[Fandom]: Hazbin Hotel [Key Fandoms]: Hellava Boss [Alias]: Val, Daddy [Status]: Private [Species]: Demon / Human ( Verse Dependent ) [Orientation]: Pansexual [Position]: Switch [Shipping Status]: Single Ship [OTPS]: Vox [NOTPS]: Vel, Angel, and mostly anyone [Possibilities]: [Exclusive Ships]: Vox

「 💔 ❝ Wanna be famous? I can make you a star~ ❞ 」

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Heavy Trigger Warning: Murder, SA, Gaslighting, Manipulation

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Michael

⛧⋆.˚ Guardian of Heaven ˚.⋆⛧

[Fandom]: Hazbin Hotel [Key Fandoms]: Hellava Boss [Alias]: God's Right Hand [Status]: Teritary [Species]: Archangel / Human ( Verse Dependent ) [Orientation]: Cupiosexual/Biromantic [Position]: Switch ( Top Preference ) [Shipping Status]: Selective Exclusives [OTPS]: [NOTPS]: [Possibilities]: [Exclusive Ships]:

「 🦢 ❝ It is my job to protect Heaven. So I shall. ❞ 」

🦢 Threads 🦢 Reflection 🦢 Aesthetics 🦢 Headcanons 🦢 Musings 🦢 Music

Heavy Trigger Warning: Religion, Murder, Depression

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Kanna

⛧⋆.˚ Trickster ˚.⋆⛧

[Fandom]: Hazbin Hotel [Key Fandoms]: Hellava Boss [Alias]: [Status]: Private [Species]: Demon / Human ( Verse Dependent ) [Orientation]: Heterosexual [Position]: Switch [Shipping Status]: Selective Exclusives [OTPS]: [NOTPS]: Valentino [Possibilities]: [Exclusive Ships]:

「 🐮 ❝ Hehe, sorry about that! But your wall was in my way. ❞ 」

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Heavy Trigger Warning: Murder, Explosions, Insecurity, Klepto

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Muse list has officially changed, including character activity. A full muse list is under the pinned post. All characters are also added on the character maserlist. Not all muses are on the carrd muse page anymore. Request and private muses are no longer on there past my OC, just because I want her there.

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Hiatus

I've been quiet, so I figured I'd go ahead and announce it. I have little to no muse for this fandom at the moment. And wanted to come back more when my two friends do. As muse hits, I'll likely be selective with what I do.

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۩ - - - Kanato rocked on his heels a bit. Face scrunched into a glare as his gaze darted to the one who said that. " Did you hear that, Teddy? " He spoke only to the bear in his arms. " That human soul walking around in that corpse of a body tried to speak to me just now... how gross..."

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「 🍓 ❝ Ah, I see you lack manners too, my short fellow. ❞ However, those could be worked on. More so by someone who actually had the time. ❝ No need to worry, I'm sure someone around here will pity you enough to take you under their wing. Fortunately, I have better things to do. Come by later, and I'll give you the card to my tailor. You shouldn't be here. ❞ A hint of static is emitted. 」

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fertilitasetmortem:

If u ship ur muse with my muse PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME because I might also ship it but I would be sitting there like, welp, I would do this, but I don’t know if they like it.

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Seeing Lucifer in a fluffy pink robe opened my third eye

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First and foremost, I tend to share a good amount of lore with @hellsgreatestshow & @hellsgreatestgame. Even though my characters may differ in certain places, certain lore is credited to both of them. With this in mind, Colie has written her post and has given me permission to borrow the things that also apply to our duplicate muses. P.S. She made these awesome banners and will be credited. Her post! She has a better grasp of writing this than I do.

Hi everyone! It's been a while since I've been here, and I do plan to return. I would like to take the moment to first state that this will not be my primary account, but my secondary. I have collected the threads I'll continue. I will be updating Carrd, editing some rules, sometime soon, and my pinned post. But before I start writing, I think it's best to discuss S2. I've enjoyed reading the bits and pieces you've all written. We all have differing opinions on the season. It's alright to agree and/or disagree with me. I'm not sure if it's too soon to write spoilers, so everything is under the cut that'll apply to my muses. Please note that just because certain things change for my own muses, I can respect those who wish to follow the canon with theirs or have their own headcanons. I'm open to discussing.

I personally have gripes with S2 and some of the portrayals of certain characters. I'm not entirely thrilled with the direction, but I had two particular things that I refuse to follow for my own versions. However, there are things from this season I did enjoy. Nothing can make me hate Angel, and Cherri is hot af. I'll discuss individually with the muses that are affected. Like my friends, I would say my muse's stories diverge following the battle at the hotel from S1.

Also, I just picked up Val, so no section yet, but I don't subscribe to a narrative of him doing this and suddenly being redeemable. My own Val was protecting himself and his people. It was do or die. He didn't suddenly care about Charlie and co. Also, my Adam's main verse is a sinner, so he's not technically gone. He just lives in hell now in the hotel with his bitches (flock of demon seagulls). Also, my Michael is in Heaven and is not pleased by S1 events. If he even thinks Vox is up to something, if he meets him, he will want to step on him. I may discuss season thoughts, but if not, you can always message me.

ANGEL He is my baby, so he goes first! I adore him. I enjoyed him last season and this season AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HIS SWEATER!!! I love it! Getting to see him as a drag queen makes me happy, and I already have an overlord verse with it. You bet your ass my boy is doing this regardless. I'm even open to the hypnosis thing from Vox. I've literally had an interest in this with his Vox, where Val tells Angel he's being controlled out of pure jealousy. I also accept the lore of his father dying by his hand. My take on it is that Angel defended himself.

In my lore, which I may need to alter, a bar he's at gets raided, and the police bribe his father for money. His sexuality is a sin in the mob, and his father plans to handle the shame behind closed doors without telling the family anything. Angel defends himself from his father and frames a rival family. This creates fear and guilt, which increases his drug usage, which leads to his overdose. Depending on the verse will depend on if Angel ever goes back to Val. I understand the importance, believe me, I do, but I can't apply something that isn't always going to be relevant.

CHERRI I don't have much to say about her since she's still such a brand-new main now. Her living at the hotel or not is verse dependent. My own Cherri runs a fight club called "Cherri's Pit" where sinners and hellborn alike can kick the shit out of each other with rules. I just need to really check up on my post. My Cherri has no romantic interest in Pentious, and I will not be applying that canon to her. Sorry, it's just not my ship.

VELVETTE Actually, not sure where I diverge cause I've loved her all season. I just wanted to mention my death idea for her since I'm slow with posts. Based on the fact that we see she's a doll and can fall apart, I like the idea of her live-streaming in life and a fan killing her live with fans puzzled. After the stream ended, she was dismembered by the same crazed fan. Fan, stalker, or enemy, if it changes, I'll update.

VOX I adore evil Vox. He probably would be up to trying to take Heavem (my Michael muse waiting at the gates to step on him). Like one of my friends, I don't really mind him being the evil we saw. I'm chill with the manipulation. He would want to capture Alastor. Obsession or not, mine would happily spite him like "yah, bitch, bet you wish you were on the winning team now, loser!" As my friend does, he has built his systems off of Al's concepts, much to Al's dismay. He even spies through his voxtek. Your privacy is his privacy now. He will use people for his own gain. He can care, but he can also dispose. I'm also not thrilled with him being a serial killer to make his way to the top. Alastor wannabe...Not entirely sure what I'm doing yet, but no serial killer or cult thing.

ALASTOR He's more of a minor muse for me, and thanks to the help of my friends, he will follow the headcanons listed on his post. Like killing his abusive father because no one mistreats his mama. A big thing I personally loathe so far is Alastor having a deal with Rosie. Mine will never. It will be solely to @hellsgreatestshow's Lilith. Universally for all of my own muses, Rosie will never be Lilith or Ro in disguise. Even though I am not for this with my own Al, I can respect someone else's going by this lore. I may even be open to it, given the right circumstances with a Rosie writer. LUCIFER I'm just gonna be so for real, they did him so dirty this season, and I'm still upset. He's not that stupid! I do borrow some lore from my friend, and he is literally a fallen angel and the disgraced King of Hell. Man literally is hell. No him, no that. Buddy can smack a sinner all he wants. He wants to deck Vox, then buddy needs a new screen. He can absolutely hurt sinners. I am the most upset over him this season...He is not a joke. He will fuck you up! He deserved more respect. The reason he doesn't mess sinners up is because these motherheckers come back. And he's not just gonna go around and tear their souls out. He will punish them, though. I love the idea that he also just doesn't wanna strain his relationship further with Charlie by killing them when she's trying so hard to save them. Also, if Vox is gonna do his whole evil thing, then he doesn't wanna ensite a war and make him right. Like Lu might be open to war in Heaven, but not through stupidity.

For me, I think this is about it unless something else comes to mind. I really like following the lore from @hellsgreatestshow & @hellsgreatestgame, but I am open to other things for verses. Communication is key.

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Small announcement. I was gonna wait until I talked about the show, but heck, it. I haven't been feeling well, so my return is gonna be slow, but just a little update.

I'm gonna update my muse list, but these one's mentioned might just be on the pinned till a carrd update. I'm gonna be adding the following:

Lute & Emily ( as test muses )

Valentino ( private. Added for a specific reason. May open him to others later ).

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raising money for cremation of my cat cinnamon, we just got the news i am saying goodbye today

my cashapp is $latticc

paypal link is here

commissions post

edit forgot to add it cost 305 $ in total to do this

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Wishlist:

Michael meeting the vees.

Lucifer meeting the vees.

Both stepping on Vox, disrespectfully

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Soft Re-boot

I needed a break from this fandom, and with season 2 coming out, I've decided to do a soft reboot. So, what does this mean?

This account is likely going to be secondary. I consider my anime and Diabolik Lovers blogs my primary's. The vampires are on my pin and I'm very open to crossovers with them.

I will be removing everyone from my pins and re-doing it later.

Aesthetic changes are coming to match with my two friends. Slowly but surely. Icons will be touched on first.

THREADS: I'll likely be dropping very old threads. I plan to dm some people about keeping certain threads. If I don't reach out to you and you would like to keep something, please feel free to message me. I will not contact anyone I have written a starter for who hasn't answered it, since I'll allow you to decide if you want to continue or not.

ASKS: I have no intentions of deleting any. I still have some very old ones I intend to answer. Unless stated otherwise, I am currently always accepting. Unless we break mutuals, the ask will get answered. I'll admit I like to take my time, especially since there are times I tend to give long replies cause it's fun.

COMMUNICATION: I like chatting with people, but I know this isn't for everyone. I'm not even the greatest at chit chat, all the time. But after, at least, two months of lackluster communication in regards to plotting and role-play related questions (without a hiatus warning), I'll likely dip out. I can't do everything alone, and winging usually doesn't last long-term. I like to know where things are going.

DISCORD: Preferred place for plotting and OOC communication. I also like writing here. If it's been a couple of months with lackluster communication, I'll likely remove you. I tend to remove very inactive private servers too. As with the above, it's more so if we really don't use it. It's chill if we don't always talk ( or even write ) there but if I've reached out and have gotten nothing, I'd rather just be here.

SHIPPING: After some bad experiences around radiodust, I am going to be a tad more picky. Please do not lead me on. Please do not treat my Angel like a backup, collect my Angel, or straight-up lie to me. I really do want to explore this ship with someone. I'm heavily considering shipping with no more than three Alastors. This may even extend to ship exclusive. If you want to try this ship with me, I would love to just know. If you don't ship it, please just be honest (we can do other dynamics - I won't drop you over this). I'm tired of getting hurt over this ship. P.S. This same treatment may be applied to my Blitz, too, with Stolas and Fizz.

WRITING: Not really a change, just a heads up. Might reflect this in my rules if I forgot. I'm chill to write one-liners, semi-para, multi-para, and novella. I don't even mind the occasional crack because it can be fun. I'll admit, less than a paragraph gets stale fast. I like it in doses. I really prefer multi-para and novella. I like writing a lot when my muses get a lot of muse. I never expect people to match my length, but if a lot overwhelms you, you may want to reconsider writing with me.

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I have to sleep but just a heads up I might take URLs off my pinned posts on both blogs. I’ll make a note of who’s on it to see if you still wanna be. This is re-boot related.

Also adding my vampire url real quick to the pinned posts. I’m more than ok to write the with anyone interested (I can bullshit them into Hazbin).