Been working on this for a while, because I was so busy the last few months. I thought about doing this, just because the game is standing around in my home, so why not try this out. Just let me know if yall like it and if I should continue that
Y'all we need to start sexualizing Michael McCrea from Perrier's Bounty, he's a pathetic sopping wet crumpled paper towel of a man, he's got the sexiest amount of scruffy facial hair, and he's canonically into fat girls from time to time.
I would have him suffocating between my legs so quickly
Hey, hun! Congratulations again on making it to 3K followers 🥂! For your celebration I'd love Clara to answer F/M/K for these three characters her husband has played. Michael McCrea, Jozef Gabcik, Tommy Shelby 🧐!
🥂 Alex’s 3k Sleepover
Ooooh… what an excellent question Brummie! Let me consult with the woman herself…
Ok, we're playing Fuck, Marry, Kill but we're using Cillian's characters
"I'd fuck Capa."
He's not on the list.
"Well he should be. Why does that hair even work?? I can't explain it but I'm devastated I missed that era."
Uhh... ok, can we maybe focus…
"Fine, yes, ok. Let me think… am I allowed to fuck the one I kill before I kill him? You know, to give him a nice send off? Maybe murder him with my vagina like Lady Mary in Downton?"
I— actually I don't know the rules around that so sure, why not.
"Ok, so I'm going to fuck Tommy Shelby because I have and let me tell you, it was excellent. But you couldn't marry him. Can you even imagine how fucking exhausting it would be to be his wife?? He's lucky Lizzie didn't kill him in the night."
Ok, so that's Fuck taken care of. What about Marry and Kill?
"This pains me, but I think I'd have to kill Jozef - he's beautiful but going to die anyway, so I'd given him a really excellent send off on the eve of battle and then he'd be toast. Fun fact, I did actually fuck him too (well, Cillian - obviously - but he was in the uniform and it was a very fun trip to Prague). Anyway, so I guess that means I'm marrying Michael McCrea, which might seem mad but hear me out - have you considered that he's just a precious little wastrel who wants to do better with his life? I just want to wrap him in blankets and sit on his thighs. And unlike Tommy, I think I could actually fix him.
"Alright, can I go back to work now?"
Yep! Thanks for playing, you're free to go.
"Oh, I should add that I never got to fuck Cill as Michael McCrea, and I'm still very disappointed about that."
