How would the ROs react to the MC saying to the main villain "first of all, bitch. Secondly, how dare you interrupt my pizza time? I'm hungry right now dammit."
Koda: Even he’d look at you oddly, Koda may have some interesting priorities himself, but you’d give him genuine pause with that one. Of course, with his nurturing nature, Koda would offer you a warm smile. “I think I have some trail mix in my pocket. Would you like some?”
Scarlett: Would have a brief existential crisis about the fact that you’re the person she chose to spend eternity with and those were the kind of priorities you have. However, if you were actually upset, she’d pat your arm, a sincere, albeit strained, smile on her lips. “We’ll go out to eat once this all done with, my heart.”… If we don’t die first…
Cyrus/Cyra: They’re completely focused on the literal villain standing in front of them, so they don’t truly give your comment any actual thought. “I don’t think you’ll have to worry about getting hungry again if we don’t get out of here.” They chance a brief look at you, brow furrowed in concern. “Given that your stomach will likely be laid out on the floor in front of us.”
Quinn: Their eyes would slide shut in absolute exasperation, as their wolf snarls at them to do something because it’s obvious their chosen mate doesn’t have any survival instincts to speak of. “I think the general lack of pizza is the least of our concerns at the moment, sweetheart.”
Caden: Wouldn’t even deign the comment with a response, as they’d be cataloguing the person in front of them. Trying to figure out if there’s any chance that they’d be able to slip past them, or find an escape route that be beneficial to you both. However, after all is said and done, they’d turn to you, remembering what you had said, completely astonished. “You were thinking of food during a time like that?”
Sloane: It’s at that very moment that they’d want nothing more than to pull a cigarette out and finish the entire thing in one draw… They’d be holding back from yelling at you— seriously what the hell are you thinking(?)— but the sheer exasperated annoyance in their tone would give them away. “You’ve really achieved a level of dumbassery I wasn’t sure you’d be able to get to. Congrats.”
Blake: The brief crackle of plastic would fill the air before something is being shoved towards you… Blake, being a literal squirrel, always has some form of food on them and it’s of no surprise that they had grabbed a couple of slices to go when everything went to shit. At your own look, they shrug. “Who wants to do anything on an empty stomach?”
Reginald/Regina: For a moment, they’d turn to you with a wide smile on their lips, forgetting the kind of predicament they’re in, as they bounce in place. “We’re having pizza tonight? Do you know who’s making it? Blake isn’t going to try another one of their ‘specialities’, right?”









