#michaelgordonclitoris

[mainflopgirl]

I’m so sorry to tell you this but my mom hates spider-man because she thinks he’s really annoying and talks too much when he fights. I’m ashamed that she is my mom

[sharkbean]

it’s a chocolate milk party (x)

I hate myself tbh

[harrytourdates-blog]

Is it true that everyone who gets a ticket gets a free physical cd? How did people come up with this? Also do you have any information on the price for Nashville show and how do you know the prices?

Hey! I saw talks about it too, and I remember it was an official link where it was said but looking for it now, can’t find it. It might’ve been on the first edition of the VerifiedFan instructions, but unsure. I saw discussion about it in the very beginning but haven’t anymore - will keep you posted if anything appears! 

NASHVILLE INFORMATION! Nashville prices are  $99.50 / $79.50 / $59.50 - this is from their venue site for Harry. The estimated prices I’ve been giving out are based on some venues/cities/ticketsellers giving out price information already. 

[sharkbean]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Michael Clifford/Calum Hood Characters: Michael Clifford, Calum Hood, Ashton Irwin, Luke Hemmings Additional Tags: Cheesy, this is so cheesy like maximum cheese, malum, its not an au, i guess, blurbs Summary:

I can't remember why exactly I wrote this I just know someone on tumblr told me too so I did? It's basically that horrible "I'm stuff." joke yknow?

[sharkbean]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Michael Clifford/Calum Hood
Characters: Michael Clifford, Calum Hood, Ashton Irwin, Luke Hemmings
Additional Tags: implied Luke Hemmings/ Ashton Irwin, Blow Jobs, video games - Freeform, Deep Throating, i guess idk, its just mikey blowing calum people, PWP, I mean if you read into they’ve done this before so, Oral Sex, Hand Jobs, who the fuck knows
Summary: “They make eye contact and Michael lifts an eyebrow in question an ‘are you serious’ gesture and the smirk on Calum’s face grows more challenging ‘I bet you won’t’.”

[redgillan]

Can you do a part 2 for an exquisite kind of pain?

anon asked: Part two of betrayal possibly?

anon asked: Honey I just read betrayal and I can’t believe it, I’m sweating I’d love to see a part 2 x

Hey, i’m answering all three here bc my answer’s gonna be the same. i really appreciate you wanting to read more but i don’t have enough free time to write a part 2 of all my one shots. 

[harrytourdates-blog]

I'm confused to when presale is for the US. I'm gonna go to the Nashville show. Also I don't know who to go with so please public post :)

Hey there :) I’ve added you to the list - please see North America page for other Nashville goers and potential buddy-ups for getting tickets. 

US sale is on Friday 5 May at 10AM local venue time. There will not be any other sale for The US except this one (so not really a pre-sale), so make sure you register with Verified Fans before that - please see information here. Link has all the information and the reg form. Good luck!!

[thebandpostureband]

Where did he post a pic of them?

if you have luke’s snapchat (its lukehemmings) he posted a selfie with a*z and then she posted the exact same thing on her story.

i know i shouldn’t be mad bc they are dating, but they both know we(fans) get mad over it. i feel like they are trying to make us mad sometimes..