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🧫 HOA: HOST ORGANISM AGREEMENT (You don’t run shit. You just live here.)
Bodily autonomy? LOL. You’re not even the majority shareholder in your own ass.
You are the minority resident in a gated bacterial community called your body.
A condo complex built on meat, governed by gut warlords and skin squatters who’ve been here longer and do more work than you ever will.
The bacteria in your colon? They outnumber your own cells. By a lot.
You’re not a person. You’re a high-rise for microbes. A walking hotel. A fleshy Airbnb for ten trillion freeloaders who don’t pay rent but do control your cravings.
You didn’t want that cupcake. The yeast did.
You didn’t text your ex. The gut gremlins needed drama.
You didn’t stay up all night spiraling. The brain biome enjoys chaos.
And if they ever unionize? You're done. They could shut the whole system down.
Want to know what dying is? It’s the tenants vacating.
Want to know what depression is? A protest by your serotonin factory microbes.
Anxiety? The HOA held an emergency meeting and decided they don’t like your stress management protocol. They’re pressing the panic button until you fix the Wi-Fi, get more magnesium, and stop dating people who smoke flavored vapes.
You’ve never had full control. You’re the face of the brand. The mascot. The storefront mannequin that takes all the heat while the real shareholders keep the lights on.
They outvote you in every board meeting. They hacked your limbic system before you were out of diapers.
You are not “in charge” of this body. You are the influencer the bacteria hired to make their meat sack look good.
So next time someone says, “my body, my rules”-- Just remember:
If your microbes ever decide you’re a bad host?
They can and WILL evict your free-loading ass.
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Reblog if you just realized your ass isn’t yours. Save if your gut just rumbled in betrayal. Read it again if you feel weird in your skin now. You should.
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