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kendy the WORLD also mcau adjacent

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what fragrance everyone wears in mcau

kyle: dolce and gabbana light blue (light apple citrus, generally very “mom” scent, androgynous Enough) someone put it in the men’s section. year round even though it is definitely not a winter or fall scent. light blue pour homme exists he doesn’t wear that one

stan: nothing. no scents ever. started washing his hands with soap at 16. but if he DID, that would be commodity milk. marshmallow FOR MEN, musky and woody, vanilla for guys who are too afraid to commit. no one tell him it’s considered feminine leaning

kenny: he has two signature scents. first up is tom ford lost cherry. nighttime, sexy, artificial, luxurious (as in, has a high price tag). VERY popular amongst queer men, which kenny sort of is. second is mugler angel nova. playfully seductive diva scent. very popular amongst transfems, which kenny sort of is. cartman goes augh you smell so good i wanna lick your neck but he literally smells like cough syrup (both of these fragrances smell like cough syrup)

cartman: mugler angel. cotton candy patchouli. strong on its own but he still oversprays. has to hold his breath when he applies it or he starts coughing til his eyes go red. menace to anyone in a twenty foot radius

wendy: flora gucci gorgeous violet. she saw it listed as a good office floral as a teenage intern wanting to smell Adult and Professional and it was purple and she has never worn anything else since. purple hasn’t been her favorite color in a decade. she won’t stop

butters: jean paul gaultier le beau. very sweet but it’s popular amongst looksmaxxer types so it’s super masc trust me. It Is Masc. claims the pineapple and coconut notes keep him in touch with his hawaiian roots

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buttman divorce rumors coincidentally occurring just after heidi publishes a memoir because cartman went to some important event without butters a la qualley antonoff dunham but actually it’s a set up so they can each give (and profit off of) an exclusive interview about the drama which does not actually exist

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