#microshit

[syso-aegis]

my windows update assistant is broken, therefore i was left unaffected by the recent global outage.

[swrx-rant]

JUST FUCKING COPY!

JUST FUCKING COPY, is that too much to ask, Microsoft?

I don’t fucking care if there are “thumbs.db” files “desktop.ini” files! Bill Gates can shove these useless pieces of crap where they belong! As far as I’m concerned, these should be treated like MALWARE and immediately DELETED whenever detected. I have NEVER asked the system to make a “desktop.ini” file (okay, there was that once I wanted an icon on a folder...), and just because I told you not to use dipshit TILES view or stop autodetecting content and just treat it as a documents/general items folder, is no fucking reason to ADD SUPERFLUOUS JUNK FILES TO MY DAMNED DIRECTORY!!! Knock it the fuck off and continue the fucking copy!

I don’t fucking care if there are “properties” that won’t copy from NADS (read as NTFS ADS) to CDFS or FAT32 or ExFAT. I didn’t create that fucking metadata and I don’t give a fuck whether it gets included, just copy the god damned files, dipshit!

Out of namespace in FAT32 (error 0x80070052)? START ANOTHER FUCKING FOLDER AND KEEP FUCKING COPYING!!!! SERIOUSLY, WHY THE FUCK DO FUCKTARDED ERRORS LIKE THIS EVEN EXIST AND WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING ABORT A COPY OPERATION MIDWAY THROUGH???? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MORON THOUGHT A PARTIAL COPY WITH ZERO INTEGRITY WAS THE CORRECT RESULT??? Either complete the whole fucking transaction, or give me the OPTION to keep the partial or roll it back AND in EITHER CASE GIVE ME A SAVABLE/RESUMABLE LIST INDICATING CLEARLY WHAT COPIED AND WHAT FAILED!!

Filename too long for destination? THEN FUCKING TRUNCATE IT AND FINISH THE FUCKING COPY!!!!

That (MS-DOS 8.3) Filename already exists...? No it fucking doesn’t. And why the fuck are you using 8.3 naming rules? SO FUCKING WHAT IF A FILE ENDS IN ~1, DOESN’T AUTOMATICALLY MEAN IT HAS TO COMPLY WITH OUTDATED STANDARDS FROM ANCIENT FILESYSTEMS!!! “FuckYouYouStupidSonOfABitch.kma” and “FUCKYO~1.KMA” --- ARE NOT THE SAME FUCKING FILE! THIS ISN’T 1984 YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER! DROP THE 8.3 COMPATIBILITY MODE ALREADY!!!

God damn it, Microshit! Do I need to rewrite Windows Explorer for you?! Stop doing stupid shit!!! And stop giving me excuses when I give you an EXCEEDINGLY SIMPLE ORDER TO COPY FILES TO A BACKUP DEVICE! I don’t have to to fucking babysit your fucktarded OS while it performs an ELEVEN HOUR COPY!!!!!!!

That’s it... I’m going to write a VB6 or .NET2.0 utility program to stand there holding a fucking gun to your Kernel/CPU while the copy completes. I’ll give it a few extra bells and whistles like move/copy option after files are selected, multiple copy destinations, and even the ability to AUTOMATICALLY FUCKING EXTERMINATE thumbs.db and desktop.ini SYSTEM FILES ON SIGHT, and truncate filenames longer than 64(default) characters, and remove non-latin characters that cause problems for some programs (including irfanview batch conversions), and fix/replace bad extensions like “*.jpe”. But mostly, it will just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE JOB DONE.

I’m going to call it “Just Fucking Copy” (JFC.exe)

[harrypotter-1-7]

How about an old topic of mine?

I have a really important project due in Biology tomorrow and I’ve been typing it up on Microshit Word. Only reason being because my mom had the family’s Macbook for work the day the project was assigned, so I used my Toshiba Shitallite. Every time I exited the document, it would only save ≈1/2  of what I had done in that session. So now a project that should have been done a week ago is 1/2 done as it should be. 

To recap, I hate Microsoft and anything that runs Microsoft hates me.

I speak to you now from behind a 13″ Retina Display typing on a keyboard with backlit keys. Guess what I’m using. I finally was able to convert the file into a Pages document which works (In my opinion) sooo much better. It actually saves everything I did when I hit ⌘ + S.

[truthunarmed]

I love skype so much. I love that it doesnt work when I boot up so I have to re-install it. I love when the re-install stays at the same thing for 10 mins. Best Program Ever.

ty based microshit

[w3djyt]

So my legit Win 7 disk BSOD'd three times trying to install.. ??

I have instead re-installed Win 8 because I need SOMETHING

Goddamnit

[somelikeithotbread]

r.i.p mr_pug

Fuck you hackers. 8 and a half years of emails, all gone. And fuck you microsoft and your fucking brain dead staff and your shitty little automated responses.

Oh yeah, fuck you too, google.

[thebookthatnooneread]

At Work

Today at work, we had a problem. I work at a nursing home serving people food. We try to keep track of how much everyone eats ('try' being used about as loosely as possible. We actually just inconvenience ourselves with utterly useless data collection. The only thing it really tells us is if someone was in the dining room that day.) using a little hand-held touch screen device. That runs Windows. Consequently, it doesn't hardly work most of the time. While all you put in is: 'they ate 100% of their meal',  one choice out of about ten, it takes a surprisingly long time from pushing a virtual button on the screen and any effect taking place. Anywhere from 2 to 10 seconds. Which may not seem like much, but imagine if it took ten seconds from when you struck the "q" key and a q actually appearing on the screen. The amount of data is incredibly small, but for some reason, this little "shit pad" (as it is affectionately known among the staff) can't quite handle it. It takes several minutes for this tiny file of around 40 residents to actually transfer to the computer. Sometimes, it doesn't. I would wonder why it has so much trouble if it weren't for that multi-colored window logo. But as that graces the front of the device, that question is answered. A question that has not be sufficiently answered is why Windows hasn't been fired. If my performance were so dismal, they wouldn't keep me on, I am sure of it. You can only show up to work late so often, especially if you live there. Another topic with computers: I attend Western State College of Colorado. But I need a new computer password. I looked, but I couldn't find the page that allows one to change this basic thing. Most commercial web-sites have it fairly close to the front where it is easy to find. But I couldn't find it. I decided to try the web-sites search feature, even though those rarely work. This is what I was given:

How do I change my Banner password?

You can change your BANNER password from the My Links section of General Menu. You can also change it by using the BANNER form GUAPSWD. Type your current BANNER password (leave the database box blank), then type a new password, and verify your new password.

I have to ask myself, since there isn't anyone else near, what the hell is GUAPSWDLKLEK? Looks like a bunch of pointless letters to me. It doesn't mean anything. At all. Why oh why are so many people obsessed with acronyms! They only de-stable communication! WTF! I still cannot find where to change my bloody password.... I see nothing labled as a "General Menu". "General Financial Aid", but not "General Menu" and I doubt it is under the "Financial Aid" tab. ...Unless they're a little more crazy than I thought... Nor do I see "My Links". Anywhere. If you search for that phrase, the only thing that comes up that has to do with the web-site is a page called: "How do I change my Banner password?" But we've already seen how useless that page is. These pages apparently don't exist. Perhaps I can't change my password. It will forever be something like: Lkailn(0879eokNOJ,ljd092wnjolkdn. Which I can't remember. Oh well. I guess I'll just cary a piece of paper around with me. Because that's really secure.