#microwaveballsack

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Hehehe i finally got to see my bf @gerardwaysmissingballsack

We holdin’ hands 🤤🤤

hehe yay i got to see him YAHOOO

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ME AND @iwillmicrowavesonicyt KISSED WE SMOOCHED

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How to find a silly bf/gf (this works i promise!!!)

Step 1: your gonna need to go where the freaks are the freaks won't come to you! I recommend becoming a theater kid or a band kid

Step 2: once you find your freak you go up to them and say something funny but weird (dont try and flirt with them they need to know your a freak too) I recommend "howdy" while sitting in the shadows that worked for me but a "whats cooking good looking" may do the trick

Step 3: if they giggled and replied with something silly in return you can move on to this step. Ask them about their favorite band or song get them to yap if you dont know what they are talking about learn and save information to bring up later

Step 4: show them how freaky you are let them know your a freak too

Step 5: get their number (very important step) if you cant bag their number then you probably came on too strong or too fast you gotta give it time this takes a while

Step 6: talk to them for a while and then talk to them about relationships make sure to not come on too fast ok? Dont flash bang them

Step 7: ask them to be your boyfriend/girlfriend

If they said yes like mine then congratulations you have a boyfriend/girlfriend make sure to leave a review if this worked for you and if it didn't dont blame me for the fact you cant pull bitches /j

For proof of this working here is my bf @gerardwaysmissingballsack

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@gerardwaysmissingballsack if god is real he payed extra attention to you to make sure your the most handsome person hes ever made and he did a damn good job at it

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Yesterday I was having a deep conversation with my boyfriend, we held hands and stared off into the field, the sun was hitting the grass and trees just right to make them glow with a golden color, we bonded over this moment while thriller by Michael Jackson played in the background

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Me: "god hes so pretty and handsome I really wanna love him and let him know that but I guess im stuck to dreaming about it"

The dumbass would then go on to remember he is in fact dating this guy and he is his favorite person ever

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GOD I NEED TO SEE YOU GANG PLEASE WE NEED TO HAVE A DEEP CONVERSATION THEN HUG ABOUT IT AND WATCH A SHOW GRRRR

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hey Tumblr me and babygirl @iwillmicrowavesonicyt are actually desperately in love/srs that's my wife. So you know. Congratulate us

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Me and @gerardwaysmissingballsack kissed!!! Microwaveballsack is real!!!!