#microwavefire

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microwavefire replied to your post: “Sometimes I feel like my life is one big game of when am I going to...”:

???? What did you do?

Burn my hand on some oil in a pan I was making a croque-monsieur in.

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microwavefire replied to your post:literally my favorite thing to do is find someone...

(( LISTEN…… IM YOUR GUY

ILY CRYPT YOU CLEANSE ALL MY PORES

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microwavefire replied to your post:I have receipts for Jean calling me daddy. I have...

Tell him to stop. Sigmund Freud’s ghost doesn’t need to get any stronger.

@jazzifiant

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