Introducing Gee Whiz Park
What if there were a roller coaster so tall, it reached the clouds? In fact, the bottom is in the clouds too. It's just a big old floating coaster with clouds above and clouds below. It rests on a low-lying storm cloud, and it's made of space-age aerogel so it can support its weight on vapor alone. The highest peaks of its many top hats and airtime hills reach into the wispy cirrus-or-whatever clouds higher in the atmosphere. The track is so long, it takes almost two minutes to ride it.
This is Sky Rizzy, just one of the attractions you'll find at Gee Whiz Park, a new themed experience coming soon to a sky near you. Just look up—if you see a mysterious dreadnought blotting out the sun, you'll know fun is at hand! Come experience revolutionary attractions like a full zero-gravity rainbow-riding simulator! You'll don 3D virtual reality goggles that make you feel like you're riding a rainbow, when in reality you're on the back of an ordinary albatross! Never mind the squawking!
Other attractions include a beat-up Tilt-a-Whirl that was repossessed from the crooked Mid-Virginia State Fair. We also have fries. With these four incredible experiences, as well as the fact that you're actually floating in the sky, there's no choice but to submit to the awesome power of Gee Whiz Park! Buy an annual pass so you can show up anytime we happen to waft overhead (blackout dates may apply).